conspiracychic

conspiracychic
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Baudelaire opened up a hamburger stand in San Francisco, but he put flowers between the buns. People would come in and say, "Give me a hamburger with plenty of onions on it." Baudelaire would give them a flowerburger instead and people would say, "What kind of hamburger stand is this?" -"The Flowerburgers Part 4" by Richard Brautigan

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Salon.com
July 22, 2009 01:51PM
“Comedians sort of prove their loyalties are to the audience by the nature of being dependent on laughter to get ratings. News network shows, however, d…”
About: Is Jon Stewart Really the New Walter Cronkite?
May 27, 2009 10:44PM
“I will definitely have to save this page.Thank you, Jodi, for the article and also the passionate defenses that follow. I am a 25 yr old female with two…”
About: Equal Rights for Men
May 23, 2009 12:20PM
“I think men have a vested interest in making women think vibrators are ridiculous. Hence...exhibit A. ;p”
About: The Pussy Wars: Goodbye Hello Kitty Vibrator
May 23, 2009 11:11AM
“eh, someone say conspiracy?”
About: Conspiracy on OS
April 24, 2009 06:19PM
“Look, man. You seem to be having a discussion about which orifices are better, because you certainly aren't talking about people--gay or straight. This…”
About: Top 10 Reasons Gay Sex Rocks this Straight Boy's World
December 11, 2008 11:29AM
“I doubt very much that the MMP thought about the reality of trying to convince adults and teenagers not to do a drug. I mean, look, we live in a consum…”
About: Meth madness: Montana’s prevention program increases abuse
November 15, 2008 11:46PM
“(Not responding to Dr. Amy, per se, just the general notion of men being treated unfairly.) I'm a twenty-five year old female that lives with two hetero…”
About: Dr. Amy is Wrong: A Rebuttal
November 15, 2008 08:47PM
“Sometimes I get antsy during Colbert's interviews, mostly cause I sense how much the interviewee is afraid of Colbert's unpredictability. But his comed…”
About: The Most Feared Man In America: Stephen Colbear (Colbert)
November 15, 2008 08:13PM
“If you're thinking about your orgasm face, my guess is the orgasm isn't going so well. Also, the title of the article is not only presumptuous about w…”
About: Your "orgasm face"? Cosmo and the pornification of women
November 13, 2008 12:57PM
“I want to protest in front of Tony Perkins' house.”
About: Dan Savage v. Vile Bigot Tony Perkins
November 12, 2008 11:27PM
“Wow, thanks for the story there. I do think it's important to keep in mind that people are affected on both sides of this boycott issue. I'm shocked at…”
About: El Coyote Statement On Prop 8 Goes Down In Flames
November 12, 2008 08:34PM
“Thanks for keeping us posted. This is a nail-biter!”
About: Don't count us crazy yet! - UPDATE
November 12, 2008 08:33PM
“Mmm I had yet to see an appetizing beer-in-soup recipe, but this one looks good! Might try it.”
About: Carbonnade: Beef and Beer Stew Recipe
November 12, 2008 08:29PM
“I don't agree with bringing the law into it to arrest people, but I do agree with everything else said. There are many reasons children and teenagers d…”
About: Personal responsibility
November 12, 2008 06:36PM
“Verbal Remedy said:"I wonder if, in 15-20 years, kids'll be saying, 'Well, shit, THAT idea crashed and burned like the Twin Towers...'" Peop l…”
About: Drinking The Kool-Aid: Thoughts on a "new" cliche.
November 12, 2008 10:42AM
“I agree with the fact that Palin got an unfair shake and that people blogged lies about her and shamefully, about her children. But her statement certa…”
About: Palin Brings "Bloggers in Pajamas" Back Into the Limelight
November 11, 2008 11:39PM
“Seriously, really got down those Bushisms.”
About: Bush To Obama: “I Do My Best Thinking On This Crapper.”
November 11, 2008 10:06PM
“They ruined "The Women." The fabulous cast of elegant ladies, the statement of women living in separate spheres from men in their day and age…”
About: Stop Ruining Things I Love!
November 11, 2008 09:54PM
“Great article.It spooks me out to hear about the man who ate nothing and was wrongfully executed, driven home by the fact that I live in Texas and my t…”
About: The Executioner's Special
November 11, 2008 09:29PM
“Keep your hair away from the candles. Trolls have very flammable hair. How do I know this? No comment. BIRTHDAY CAKE DISTRACTION! http://h owto.wired.com/w…”
About: FREAKY'S BIRTHDAY
November 11, 2008 07:52PM
“Boy, o, boy can I relate. I still find myself hunting for political discussion, hours spent surfing through the vastness that is my bookmark tab. My ro…”
About: How to Talk to Non-Bloggers
November 11, 2008 12:07AM
“Rated for not being a lame rooster joke!”
About: Cocks of the Future -- HERE, TODAY!
November 11, 2008 12:06AM
“Cheers and congratulations!”
About: So long tests - burn in hell.
November 10, 2008 03:05PM
“I once had the typo "pubicly" when I meant to say "publicly" on an in-class essay displayed on an overhead projector. I daresay, no…”
About: What's the WEIRDEST thing you've ever said?
November 09, 2008 07:33PM
“Clive Owens...I don't gush about men, but he is all hotness. He has those knowing eyes, the kind of man that looks the sexiest wearing a rumpled suit w…”
About: More sexy: Hugh Jackman, Clive Owen, & a few younsters
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