FEBRUARY 24, 2009 10:52AM

Lisa Lampanelli's Got Nothing On My Mother

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Lisa Lampanelli seems to be the hot new comic on the block. Her schtick is ragging on the gays and the blacks and the jews and Mexicans and what ever other minority she has in her sights. I don't find her particularly funny not because I find ethnic humor so troubling just because she sounds an awful lot like my mother. I've heard it all before.

I grew up just outside of New York City where everybody was known for what they were. If you were Catholic, Jewish, Irish, Italian, German or Polish it was all out in the open. More likely you were a Mick or a Kraut or a Wop. Everyone traded insults equally. I heard Polack jokes for years before I had any idea what a Polack was. They were just funny, you could have been talking about a plumber as far as I was concerned. 

To my Brooklyn born Irish mother the world was divided into Catholics and everyone else and in the Catholic world it started with the Irish and worked it's way down to the Italians and Mexicans in the cellar. The sub basement was for the dirty protestants and the Jews were burning in the fiery furnaces of hell. There of course was an entire different category for the Germans. She was born in August 1914 just as the first World War was starting. Five of her uncles served in the war and she grew up thinking the Germans ate babies. Being a young wife and mother at the outbreak of World War II only reinforced that opinion. I once heard her say to a friend during a phone conversation, "Well you'd expect it from the Japs but the Germans were civilized!" and this was in the 1970's.

Black people or the coloreds as she called them when I was young inspired the most fear but they were also the people we had the least contact with. In the 1960's she and my father constantly spoke about this demon named Adam Clayton Powell, the congressman who represented Harlem in Washington. I had no idea why they disliked him so much. As I got older I realized that they resented Powell's outspoken nature in representing his people. She exhibited the same resentment when black people started being seen more on TV and in movies. "Why is it every time you turn on the TV now you see one of THEM in the show?" She rarely used racial slurs but everyone was labeled. This jew or that colored or that Puerto Rican. It went on to the end of her life.

Lisa Lampanelli is just bringing back the bad old days. Younger people must find it shocking and daring to have someone say such derogatory things about minorities in these politically correct times. Maybe if she could be a little more clever in her delivery, throw in a couple of Polack jokes. It's too bad my mother has been dead all these years. I'd send Lisa for a few lessons from a real master.

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Lisa's racist jokes usually skewer the one saying it. You must have never seen a whole version of her show. I have been a fan for about 5 years now.

I understand WHY you don't get her, but that doesn't make her not funny, that makes you have issues.

She is doing a good job turning racism on its head.
I've heard a good portion of her act and I really don't think she's a Lenny Bruce for our age. She's the new darling on the Howard Stern Show and I Like Howard but if you think he doesn't have issues...
I think we ALL have race issues and bringing them to light will kill them eventually. So yeah, maybe she is the Lenny Bruce of our jaded crude age.

I meant that you have mother issues, and with good reason.

I live in the south. Race is a constant issue for everyone here.

This was a good essay, I just disagree with your conclusion.
I've never seen this comic. Your family sounds very familiar, as in my own childhood. Everyone who wasn't white and protestant was evil and lazy and horrible. Sigh. So ridiculous. So difficult to understand.
Good post. I wouldn't know Lisa from a rock, so have no opinion of her. But I think you are a long lost brother because we have the same mother.

As I got older I found it endlessly tedious to listen to my mother's rants and her not so subtle blasting of anyone and everyone who was not like her (thank God!!). There is an old saw that is always true about social progress: "Enough of them have not died yet."

As for social satire, sometimes it works, mostly it backfires. But there will always be someone somewhere who will find someone avant guarde and funny. Some of the gutter filth that passes for comedy today turns my stomach, which is why I am sure some of the younger crowd say about my generation:"Enough of them have not died yet." My only retort would be what you would expect: "I'm glad I won't be around to listen to what people will think is funny 30 years from now."

Monte
Monte - I agree whole heartedly with your comment about social satire, "sometimes it works but mostly it backfires" and I believe that is what in my inept way I was trying to say about Lisa. Bottom line, I just don't think she's very funny. Richard Pryor brought racism to the fore and he was the funniest man who ever lived. I think there are great comedians out there. I love Kathleen Madigan and Lewis Black but they are the exception rather than the rule.
coogan, im puerto rican, grew up in approx the same place and time as you. I remember one of my friends dads who for years called me Julio cause it was the only hispanic name he knew. An Irish Catholic mom, much like yours said to me when I was about 12 having hot chocolate with her son on their stoop "you're so much nicer than the other pr's and you spak english so well" I loved that woman!
Hadrian - You must be one of the "nice" ones I heard about.
This shtick is old. I haven't seen her. If this comedy thing doesn't work out she can run for office as Republican. she'd just have to "tone down her act."
Richard Pryor is in a class by himself for standup comics. Pryor's use of racially-charged material always made sense as part of his overall message. Lisa L. is just looking to "shock" people with her "Archie Bunker" routine.
This wAS good, thank you. Rated.