After photographing the snowbound barbecue grill on my back deck, I got a brilliant idea. I’d gotten those cardboard 3D glasses at the supermarket so that we can watch the Monsters vs. Aliens preview during the Super Bowl tonight. And apparently there are 3D commercials.

Lame, perhaps, but I am a sucker for 3D.

So, as an OS public service, I present to you the Official* Super Bowl 3D Glasses Test Area, complete with a version of a photo of my lonely (channelling Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass playing “The Lonely Bull” here) grill in what just might pass for 3D.

But wait, there’s more! What if you 3D-ify (not to be confused with deify) the pulled pork for the gametime ’Snow Worries Pulled Pork Sammiches as well. Might it not be even more mouth-wateringly good?

As I thought, my glasses fell off my nose and into my plate where they’re now gathering barbecue sauce like a sponge. Hopefully I can just wipe them off with a moist towellette. 

We now return you to your regular programming.

 *Official because CoyoteOldStyle, like Stone Cold Steve Austin, said so.

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