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MAY 19, 2009 9:28AM

Coyote’s Shortcut Strawberry Shortcake avec creme Chantilly

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Strawberry shortcake can be easy as pie! copyright (c) 2009 CoyoteOldStyle 

Memorial Day weekend is upon us and while the actual day should be one of somber remembrances of those who offered their lives for our country, the weekend marks the beginning of the summer holiday season. And the summer is packed with the arrival of fresh berries.

A winning dessert for any summer holiday meal is strawberry shortcake. But please don't buy those icky spongey rounds in the supermarket. A little extra shopping and practically no extra effort makes this an easy, tasty shortcake that you'll be able to enjoy with your guests.

 

                

Yield: 4 servings

1 tube (8 count) crescent roll dough (any type)
1 quart fresh strawberries
1 cup heavy cream 
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
4 tablespoons (more or less) Splenda®*

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Open the dough tube and unroll the crescent roll pieces. Lay them flat on a non-stick cookie sheet. Do not roll them into the characteristic crescent roll shape. Bake for 8 minutes. Remove from the oven place the pieces on a wire rack to cool.

Hull the strawberries, then slice them into a bowl. Sprinkle with one to two tablespoons of Splenda®. Stir the berry slices to distribute the Splenda® evenly. Let this mixture sit for an hour or more. This recipe can even be made to this point and the berries can chill in the refrigerator overnight. For the berries' best flavor, bring to room temperature before assembling.

Pour the cream into the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with a whisk attachment. Start the mixer and slowly turn all the way up. Whip just until the cream starts to thicken. Stop the mixer and add vanilla and 2 tablespoons of Splenda®. Whip the cream until it forms soft peaks. Taste and add more sweetener if you want. Whip just a little more until stiffer peaks form. Don't whip it so long that you have sweetened butter. You have just made the creme Chantilly! (Don't you feel fancy?)

To assemble the shortcakes, place one triangle of baked crescent roll on a plate large enough to hold it. Pile on berries with the syrup they've magically made with the Splenda® and their own juice. Top with a small dollop of creme Chantilly. Place a second triangle of pastry on top and follow with more berry slices and another dollop of cream.

Enjoy!

Now, where's my fork . . . ? copyright (c) 2009 CoyoteOldStyle 

*If you prefer, you may substitute an equal amount of sugar. 

 


 

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Hey COS! This sounds like something I could actually make. I can see by the photos that I KNOW I'd enjoy it! Yummee!
jane, I told you it would make you feel fancy! Let me know how you like it.

Michael, this is easy and tasty and you can look like you cook like the Galloping Gourmet!
Strawberry shortcake is one of my husband's favorite things - not so much for me - so he's usally happy to pick up those little spongey rounds, cool whip and go from there. I cook but I'm not a baker so this will give him an extra special treat (probably this weekend). Thanks for that. I'll let you know how it turns out.
Looks splendarific!

When it says “4 servings”, are those actual person servings or are they ”alleged servings” (where to get the actual servings I just divide through by the number of alleged servings)?
mmmm . . . berries . . . and cream!
Haze, try this on him. The flavor is so much better than that other stuff. And it's much easier on you if you're not a baker. Please do let me know how it comes out.

Kent, for you this would make one (1) serving. That way, there's no complicated math involved. Heh.

Roy, it's just that simple and good!
Way to go, jane! I really want to know how you and your family like this.
Gorgeous and of course, dietetic (right?)! Ok, rated and will also make it... maybe for the 4th of July. Love the use of crescent rolls for the pastry. Very clever and a great trick for those of us who manage to turn homemade breadstuffs into bricks.
The berries look marvelous, but Splenda?! Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Not even a food product. Ew ew ew ew ew. BEWARE, Young Coyote.
dcv, sorry, no, this is no diet recipe, but I have it on good authority that it is also a fabulous breakfast. Independence Day would be a great occasion for it!
Young Gordon, if you don't want to use Splenda, substitute sugar.
I do feel fancy and really, really hungry ... my GOD that looks so delicious. Strawberries are my very favorite ... I could eat them all day every day :)
This so makes my mouth water . . . clearly devine deliciousity. Thank you for giving us a substitute for the stupid cake!! And the creme chantilly . . . (rated while salivating)
Fabulous! The Strawberry Festival was last weekend here...YUM!
sigh. Rated for Chantilly. Ever add a bit of brandy, rum, or the flavoring equivalents to the cream?
I'm with jane...I am going to find reasons to say, 'creme chantilly.' I am going to buy berries and start by telling the grocery clerk that i'm making 'creme chantilly,' and then i'll have to explain it like i'm a gourmet person...and the clerk will not know i am friends with a Troll, actually, and that i'm part of a cake cult.

rateddddd....
OMG OMG MY favorite thing that sounds even better than storebought angel food cake. OH MY I can't wait. I have just planted some strawberry plants but will have to wait till next year for berries. I'll have to go to the store now...
Mother, I think this would go quite well with your turkey meatloaf cupcake.

Owl, usually I wouldn't recommend using ready-made anything, but this works like a charm.

Buffy, then you are surely in the mood for just one more strawberry dish, right?

Enjoy!
Ms. Zuma, I have not personally added rum or brandy etc. to the creme Chantilly, but there's no reason why you couldn't. Years ago my Grandma made what she called rum cake that we swore made us all tipsy. It featured cake and rum and creme Chantilly.

Robin I think I'll start selling the T-shirt line soon. Imagine billowy letters spelling out CREME CHANTILLY on the front! Please let me know how your version turns out and if it turns the head of the grocery clerk!

Annie, we should just have a big dessert party, don't you think? Green tomatoes and red strawberries and chocolate cookies. I'm there!
Oh man, I think I just "jizzed in my pants"!
Rated
Oh dear, Blue. I think that may have been a case of TMI! Does that mean you think you'll enjoy this scrumtious dessert?
YUM! You can't do whippets with the home made creme though. Don't limit yourself to strawberries either. Blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, mixed, etc...
These are great! Strawberries are one of those things they warned me against with my diverse tickle eye tics, so even after they tell me I can eat anything, I still am highly suspicious of them. And yet I love them still.
That was mean of you to include pictures when I have no strawberries in the house ;D

Looks delicious. Got any leftovers ;)
Well, hatchetface, you can just eat the creme Chantilly right out of the bowl with your hands (if nobody's looking). I like this with blackberries still warm from being picked in late summer.

Rich, just as hatchetface suggests, this would be good with any type of berry. But I'm glad I can tempt you!

Oh Victor, I'm not trying to be mean. Sorry! And no, I ate the leftovers (which were the subjects of the photos) this morning for breakfast.

Bryn, glad you're enjoying this. My first voice teacher always told me that singers need to eat such luscious concoctions to keep up their strength!
I'm planning to make this soon. Yum! Thanks for sharing.
Please let me know how you like it. Strawberries are all over the stores here now. It's probably time for another one of these!