WHOM DO YOU SERVE?

THE HIGH-STAKES GAME OF GOTCHA BETWEEN WIKILEAKS AND THE U.S. has given Americans an unvarnished glimpse into our military bureaucracy's killer instinct and the risks that comes with threatening its supremacy.

Barely four years old, the whistleblowing organi… Read full post »

WHAT'S WRONG WITH A GIRL WANTING TO FEEL ALL SPARKLY AND PRETTY? Or have things turned so upside down that fabulosity belongs only to the purview of boy skaters and vampires?

The Vajazzler is the glittery euphemism for applying glue to a Brazilianed pubice and then affixing tiny bedazz… Read full post »

IF CATS RULED THE WORLD

BLAME IT ON THE STARS, BUT THERE'S A HEAVY DOSE OF VITRIOL IN THE AIR, SENDING OFF A STRONG STENCH OF CATTY.

Thus, there's no better excuse to introduce you to the Mainzer Dressed Cat postcards first publis… Read full post »

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NO PUSSYFOOTING AROUND HERE

By Crabby Golightly

THINK WHAT IT WOULD DO FOR ATTENDANCE IF THIS TYPE OF HUMOR SPREAD TO OTHER CHURCHES!

Think "mashup" between Christians and cat lovers! Church membership would soar!

Because, on the church of the web, cats rule. So maybe singing a… Read full post »

 "The nurse left work at five o'clock."

 Maybe too little too late? Still I wanted  OS writers  to know about this writing contest being held by NPR called "Three Minute Fiction."

The link here says, "Our contest has a simple… Read full post »

A HEAVY MESSAGE

THE ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUP PETA IS MAKING WAVES for a billboard comparing fat chicks to whales.

"Save The Whales. Lose The Blubber. Go Vegetarian,'' the billboard says, which depicts a chunky woman's midriff.

The ad is getting blasted by media and bloggers for picki… Read full post »

LITTLE BOY LOST

By Crabby Golightly

IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT, GENERALLY SPEAKING, WOMEN LIKE STRONG MEN WHO ARE BIG EARNERS. Sorry, feministas, it's a fact dictated by sociobiology.

Women also like it, generally, when their mates are capable of strategic thinking, sound judgment and bringing th… Read full post »

DESPERATELY SEEKING PARIS HILTON

By Mike S.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 13TH, 6:42 a.m.: WHEW, I'M FINALLY ON VACATION. Packing now to get to airport. Going to LA to roadie for Peter, Bjorn and John. This is the band that my bro Chris is tour managing. The band's opening… Read full post »

READY FOR BLOW BACK

By Miz J

There I was, drink in hand, ready to get this show on the road, so many questions left unanswered from last season.

Imagine my unbridled excitement when I was greeted with 10 minutes of milk stirring from Dreamy Don. Seriously.… Read full post »

WHY POLITICIANS RUN FOR OFFICE

By Crabby Golightly

HERE'S AN ANIMATED SHORT ABOUT FAT CATS AND THEIR RULE OVER MICE posted on YouTube's ProperTidy channel.

According to ProperTidy, this short was shown at the "Committee for a Workers' International Summer School 2009 as an amusing tool to… Read full post »

DROWNING IN PATHOS

By Miz J

GET THOSE SCOTCH GLASSES READY -- IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR SEASON 3 OF MAD MEN!

After wallowing in a despondent, cherry vodka-induced haze, waiting for Mad Men to return, I'm back and ready  to dish on Draper. But first, before the… Read full post »

RAPT

5 YouTube Videos That Shrunk The World

I USED TO THINK THAT YOUTUBE was all trash and bullshit, a world stage for narcissists.

Then I indulged myself and discovered it was only mostly composed of trash and bullshit, albeit lots of it smelly fun.

Yet, between the cat… Read full post »

STICKING UP FOR MEGAN, SORT OF

Fight The Power! Protesting The Boy Backlash Against Sultry Megan Fox

LET TODAY'S BOYS' BLACKOUT OF MEGAN FOX BE A LESSON FOR BIMBOS EVERYWHERE: This is what happens to hot girls who lazily rely on their tits and ass… Read full post »

SIMON'S DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

TOGETHER THEY ARE THE SUGAR AND SPICE THAT MAKE American Idol tasty.

Sure, viewers like seeing the kiddies morph before their eyes in an effort to become superstars. But another big lure is the sexual tension between the mother f… Read full post »

FUCKARDED

Look At This Fucking Hipster On 'Look At This Fucking Hipster'

SIMPLED-MINDEDNESS IS REWARDED BIG TIME ON THE WEB.

For example, check out this keen wit who appears on LATFH, short for 'Look At This Fucking Hipster.'

LATFH hit the web in April and, shazam, just… Read full post »

BRUSH WITH GREATNESS

Photo credit: Nicolette Caldwell

By Crabby Golightly

HE TOWERED OVER THE CROWD, WEARING DARK SUNGLASSES AND AN IRREPRESSIBLE air of confidence.

His languid moves reminded me of, well, a cheetah. A sleek, lithe cat, the master of his domain.

His charisma&nb… Read full post »

GET A 'CLUE'

HEARTBROKEN SIBLING LATOYA JACKSON POINTED FINGERS AT unnamed persons for being the culprits behind Michael Jackson's so-called "murder."

"We don't think just one person was involved," La Toya, 53, purportedly told News of the World. "Rather, it was a conspiracy… Read full post »

SPERM CONSPIRACIES

By Crabby Golightly

IT WOULD BE RUDE TO SPECULATE ON THE ATTRACTIVENESS OF THE THEORISTS BEHIND THE LATEST SOCIOBIOLOGICAL SPITBALLING that suggests that women consider boinging ugly men if they want to have babies.

But I can't help wondering: Are they ghastly? The blande… Read full post »

EVOKING 'BRADY BUNCH' MEMORIES

By Crabby Golightly

OH, THEY THINK THEY'RE SO CLEVER OVER AT MSN.

The web is all about 'content,' techies be damned. So editorial types spend hours devising stories to get you to visit their sites. Mix in some facts, a dash of wit, maybe some… Read full post »

THE ULTIMATE GROUPIE

By Crabby Golightly

SPECULATING ON THE MOTIVES OF DEBBIE ROWE, THE MOTHER OF HIS CHLDREN MICHAEL JACKSON'S CHILDREN, HAS BEEN A SPORT FOR A DECADE.

Now, with the King of Pop all but buried, and a custody battle for his three children looming, the former… Read full post »