crackercolburn
- Bio
- I was born and raised in the country of Texas and livng as an expatriat in Asskansaw.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Ganga baby
March 14, 2010 11:48AM - Texas Bashing and all Muslims
are terrorists
March 06, 2010 01:00AM - Cats, dogs, and Catholicism
March 03, 2010 05:18PM - Paying the tooth fairy or
buying groceries
March 02, 2010 10:14PM - I do not care about Tiger
Woods
March 02, 2010 07:36PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “most excellent”
April 10, 2010 12:21AM - “Tom, I am very sorry for
your loss. I never knew this!
Good
post...and not to
lon…”
April 10, 2010 12:16AM - “excellent writing by the
way.”
April 09, 2010 11:54PM - “I understand you so
well. I can only say you live
for others.
Your suffering
will…”
April 09, 2010 11:50PM - “Short and sweet! I loved
this...so
nice.
rated”
March 28, 2010 07:34PM
Crackercolburn's Links
Ganga baby
Can someone explain how synthetic marijuana is legal in Arkansas?
Texas Bashing and all Muslims are terrorists
What in the hell is wrong with all these folks on opensalon? When is hatred okay? Maybe I should invent a new word called Texanism. I must say, I have never seen anything like it. Never. I have very liberal friends and very conservative friends...all Texans. What is going on around… Read full post »
Cats, dogs, and Catholicism
Moving Resurrections
To say what or where we came from has nothing to do with what or where we came from . . . and yet sometimes it is our only way of pointing to who we are.
W.S. Merwin
Part one
In the year of 1974… Read full post »
Paying the tooth fairy or buying groceries
The guilt of a losing season; my lost heart
I do not care about Tiger Woods
I do not give a fuck who Tiger Woods fucked. Our country is bankrupt, we are in two wars, republicans and democrats act like children in batman underwear and ruffled panties. Everyone is "unreasonable" and are "obstructionists" in D.C. Sometimes I wish the hill would become a sink hole and… Read full post »
Rest or write?
I haven't posted anything in several days now. Why? I am tired. I am in pain (severe birth injury). I am taking care of Georgiana. I am taking care of Beth. I am unmotivated. I hate doing the dishes. I don't want to fold laundry. I don't want to sweep. I… Read full post »
Two weeks on, Two weeks off...in the mouth of Alaska
Two weeks on, two weeks off in the mouth of Alaska
In biblical worlds and blue houses of hysteria, taste
My laden pink lines in the heat of boxes. Witness
A crucified fall from physicians ‘error, a fall like your touch—
Still snow driven—opening to eagle’s ashes.
Top Ten Mistakes to Avoid in an Arkansas Delta College
Top Ten Mistakes to Avoid at a Southern Arkansas Community College (delta, pine, ghetto)
- Refresh your 5th grade grammar rules. No, know your grammar rules because you will be teaching grammar—not composition, and by all means, don’t talk about it.
- Familiarize yourself with Ebonics/ … Read full post »
How are you doing and fuck you.
I am finally getting the hang of social interaction...I'm only forty years old and just last year I figured out that when someone says, "how are you doing" don't fucking tell them! Don't say, "I want to jump off a bridge, or not well, or I'm going bankrupt, or I have… Read full post »
Fan of Profanity
There is something gutteral about swear words. They feel good when they come out. A release. A pleasure. A bada-bing. I certainly cannot imagine the world without those who choose to be "inappropriate" and say shit or damn or bitch or bastard. I kinda wish they had a pill for us… Read full post »
Bedlamb, Texas
You must color
If you want to get out of here.
Black or blue, you’ll stay longer.
Perfect pictures don’t do it:
They are naked words
For the world to see. Nurses say,
Evidence of something
Ugly (whisper it) like a father.
Here, behind the glass, flowers
Eat you with… Read full post »
Sex, anti-depressants, and ear poking
p>I often think about suicide. Too often I think. Well, I'd say way often, as I roll over in bed every morning and try to think of a method that no one else has thought of before. It has become a game of sorts. Sick, huh? Well...one must do what one… Read full post »
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