crackercolburn

crackercolburn
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I was born and raised in the country of Texas and livng as an expatriat in Asskansaw.

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MARCH 14, 2010 11:48AM

Ganga baby

Can someone explain how synthetic marijuana is legal in Arkansas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inf9oysBb24

What in the hell is wrong with all these folks on opensalon? When is hatred okay? Maybe I should invent a new word called Texanism. I must say, I have never seen anything like it. Never. I have very liberal friends and very conservative friends...all Texans. What is going on around… Read full post »

MARCH 3, 2010 5:18PM

Cats, dogs, and Catholicism

  

Moving Resurrections

 

To say what or where we came from has nothing to do with what or where we came from . . . and yet sometimes it is our only way of pointing to who we are.

W.S. Merwin

  Part one

 

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The guilt of a losing season; my lost heart

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MARCH 2, 2010 7:36PM

I do not care about Tiger Woods

I do not give a fuck who Tiger Woods fucked. Our country is bankrupt, we are in two wars, republicans and democrats act like children in batman underwear and ruffled panties. Everyone is "unreasonable" and are "obstructionists" in D.C. Sometimes I wish the hill would become a sink hole and… Read full post »

MARCH 2, 2010 12:38PM

Rest or write?

I haven't posted anything in several days now. Why? I am tired. I am in pain (severe birth injury). I am taking care of Georgiana. I am taking care of Beth. I am unmotivated. I hate doing the dishes. I don't want to fold laundry. I don't want to sweep. I… Read full post »

Two weeks on, two weeks off in the mouth of Alaska

  

In biblical worlds and blue houses of hysteria, taste

My laden pink lines in the heat of boxes. Witness

A crucified fall from physicians ‘error, a fall like your touch—

Still snow driven—opening to eagle’s ashes.

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Top Ten Mistakes to Avoid at a Southern Arkansas Community College (delta, pine, ghetto)

 
  1. Refresh your 5th grade grammar rules. No, know your grammar rules because you will be teaching grammar—not composition, and by all means, don’t talk about it.
  2. Familiarize yourself with Ebonics/
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FEBRUARY 25, 2010 8:10PM

Nora's dove

 

Nora’s Dove

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FEBRUARY 25, 2010 2:25PM

How are you doing and fuck you.

I am finally getting the hang of social interaction...I'm only forty years old and just last year I figured out that when someone says, "how are you doing" don't fucking tell them! Don't say, "I want to jump off a bridge, or not well, or I'm going bankrupt, or I have… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 17, 2010 8:03PM

Fan of Profanity

There is something gutteral about swear words. They feel good when they come out. A release. A pleasure. A bada-bing. I certainly cannot imagine the world without those who choose to be "inappropriate" and say shit or damn or bitch or bastard. I kinda wish they had a pill for us… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 16, 2010 4:55PM

Bedlamb, Texas

You must color

If you want to get out of here.

Black or blue, you’ll stay longer.

Perfect pictures don’t do it:

 

They are naked words

For the world to see. Nurses say,

Evidence of something

Ugly (whisper it) like a father.

 

Here, behind the glass, flowers

Eat you with… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 15, 2010 6:18PM

Sex, anti-depressants, and ear poking

p>I often think about suicide. Too often I think. Well, I'd say way often, as I roll over in bed every morning and try to think of a method that no one else has thought of before. It has become a game of sorts. Sick, huh? Well...one must do what one… Read full post »