Someone left a Crayon out of the box...

Sometimes I color outside the lines

Crayons

Crayons
Location
Podunkville Midwest small town, Indiana, United States
Birthday
December 27
Title
Lets see, there has been Momma Llama, Mommie Dearest, The Warden, Wifey Dearest, Bitch (they say it like its a bad thing)...
Bio
I'm not a writer by nature but I love to read and comment.... and covet thy other blogger's skills. I would love to be able to take these chaotic thoughts out of my head and commit them (not myself, although I could use a vacation) to electronic paper. Maybe hanging out with writers will rub off on me? One can only hope!

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MAY 27, 2009 12:28PM

Freaky Troll- Nude Model?

Could Freaky Troll be moonlighting as a nude model?

Chris Craymer True Romance exhibit. 

Picture- Chris Craymer True Romance exhibit Read full post »

Just an FYI for all of us who use or plan to use bioidentical Testosterone.

This article on CNN Health talks about the transfer of this gel/cream to children and the ill effects.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/05/07/testosterone.gel.children/index.html

APRIL 2, 2009 11:08AM

Help me say the right thing...

  My neighbor passed away today. I do not know her well, but my husband is very good friends with her husband. They are my neighbors and they are wonderful people. I do not know what to say to her husband. What could I possibly say that would comfort a man that… Read full post »

APRIL 2, 2009 7:36AM

Are you a grammar Fussbudget?

I ran across this article today and it made me chuckle. Since there has been some discussion on this subject her on OS recently, I thought you might enjoy this too.

Click here to find out your Fussbudget quotient according to The Society of the Promotion of Good Grammar. Read full post »

MARCH 26, 2009 12:27PM

Dirty Haiku Chores

washingmachine 

 

washing machine top

saddle attachment to ride

masturbation fun Read full post »

MARCH 10, 2009 11:41AM

Foodie Tuesday: Beer Cupcakes

Beer Cupcakes
Ingredients 1 cup Guinness stout 1/2 cup unsalted butter 1 tablespoon unsalted butter 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa 2 cups dark brown sugar 3/4 cup sour cream 2 eggs 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2 cups flour 2 1/2 teaspoons baking soda Glaze8 ounces cream cheese 1 1/4 cups confectioners' su/… Read full post »
MARCH 3, 2009 3:54PM

Attitude

 

 

 

I have this printed out and hanging on my cube wall at work. For me it is inspirational... thought I would share.

The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.

Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than
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FEBRUARY 16, 2009 11:26AM

A fat girls misery

Well, it is Monday ... the "weigh in" day. As I type through the tears I can't get the thought out of my mind that I just didn't lose any weight again. Fear can be for many reasons, but fear of weight scales? Yes, I believe there is a new phobia… Read full post »