CreekEnd_UK + FRed(tm) daBrit Siamese
CreekEnd UK
- Location
- BEARD, EAST ANGLIA, England (still in UK)
- Birthday
- December 31
- Title
- Creek or Mr End.
- Company
- Shit Evolves Inc
- Bio
- FRed(tm) daBrit Siamese my constant business companion and I have studied for many years the concept of how
Shit Happens then how SHIT EVOLVES.
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Did I mention we're both English so would like to apologise IN ADVANCE to those who we offend in the Colonies.
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We try to offend in ALL languages_N_faiths.
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"Press send please FRed(tm)...."
MY RECENT POSTS
- R.I.P. Tink . Stercus
Accidit
April 08, 2012 02:33PM - Your penis is under your
pillow Sir.
March 02, 2012 01:55PM - Night after Valentines
chatter.
February 15, 2012 11:21AM - Age Gap & the Forgetful Penis.
February 10, 2012 05:16PM - The Vibrator
February 01, 2012 12:35PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Great Britain (delete
the Great) beat the US to
it.
It's already started
here plus…”
May 25, 2012 08:57AM - “So many wars
participated by so many
countries.
Mr.Sand's
comment is very
relevant…”
May 23, 2012 07:30AM - “I started to read this
looking between then under the
lines
and re-read it a
few…”
May 23, 2012 07:11AM - “I was 56 recently aka
being 49 for the 8th time and
spent a
full ten minutes
cont…”
May 23, 2012 05:18AM - “Personally speaking We
(that's still FRed(tm) and I)
think
the decent thing to
do…”
May 23, 2012 04:16AM
CreekEnd UK's Links
- New list
- No links in this category.
Your penis is under your pillow Sir.
In a London Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
"Sir,
you may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the wall..."
He… Read full post »
Night after Valentines chatter.
Valentines or a Typical Night?
WOMEN
-
Two female friends are catching up: - So, how was your evening last
night?
A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of… Read full post »
Age Gap & the Forgetful Penis.
The
Age Gap
At
85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year
old.
Since
her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding
she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert
himself if
they sp… Read full post »
The Vibrator
THE
VIBRATOR
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door,
she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-f… Read full post »
Harrods - nothing to-do with Kansas (True story).
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely, she unexpectedly
farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
noticed her little 'woopsie', and prays that a sales
p… Read full post »
Penis worship (Morning GLory in the streets).
Look closely and theres a blue pill on the
top.
It's a family event
too."Oh look what Grandad's got dear."
Thousands of years of culture and this guy looses
his stiffy and has to carry a flag.
And finally,
I love the finger pointing.
"Oh well FRed(tm) w… Read full post »
Another Window with a View
Expensive floor space but exhilarating views :-
The Gherkin-the top part from
here.
and back the other way.
looking down from the Executive Cat
Flap.
The green elevator at night. FRed(tm) hates
the bloody thing.
Occupy America (BETA).
as good as a condom.
and the English Navy cometh.
" No FRed(tm) I've no idea why anyone would want to Occupy America either when it can be done economically?" Read full post »
Art or Vandalism?? 
Hannu Virtanen
Firechick
Kate O'hehir
Trudge164
zanelle
Jan Sand
Salon.com