cruelwench

cruelwench
Location
Hubrisville, Washington, USA
Birthday
January 01
Bio
Getting older but not necessarily wiser

MY RECENT POSTS

DECEMBER 30, 2010 9:11PM

Questionable (repost)

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I searched the entire world wide web but Yahoo Answers aren’t.

I looked on my bookshelf and on the bookshelf at Borders  trying to find it but no smiling pop psychologist can help.

I tried to pray — or is that just talking to oneself? — but got no

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DECEMBER 30, 2010 9:08PM

The Taker

Alone here with my eyes dry

All I want is everything

All I need is more than you have

Yet you give and give


I fall so easily from this ledge

And sometimes I jump

The struggle to keep me upright

Wears us both

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That’s what the email said. I hastily looked out the front window to catch a glimpse of the sacred sandals, but only saw the garbage man, critically eyeing our too-full bin from above to see if he could charge the extra fee for the lid being open more than four inches.

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APRIL 26, 2010 7:16PM

Objectify Me, Baby!

 

 Seriously, they are neither secret nor sacred. They just ARE. It's all good. 

Imma sit back now, have an adult beverage and wait for the shaking! Read full post »

 

There were tears glistening on the lashes of the perky, blonde newsreader (possibly called Britnee). Who could have foreseen this? If only we had KNOWN, we could have campaigned against health care reform even more arduously!

 

Did you realize that "tucked away" in the bill,… Read full post »

 

Over the weekend many friends of mine traveled to Squamish, British Columbia for our very favorite racing event. Squamish is an absolutely, stunningly, visually-orgasmic locale, in spite of the current Olympic-sized construction on the Sea-to-Sky Highway which must be navigated in order to ge… Read full post »

AUGUST 26, 2009 1:56PM

More Pooch Belly Praise

 

After reading JustJuli’s thoughtful post about the beauty of the pooch, which can be seen here: Beautiful Belly: In Praise of the Pooch , I couldn’t resist posting a belly photo of my own.

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Now, I personally don’t find… Read full post »

AUGUST 19, 2009 2:49PM

My Brother is Not an Axe Murderer

My poor little brother had a rough time of it growing up. He was adopted at the age of ten months into our Norman Rockwell family, which included an older sister who had been PERFECTLY content as an only child and figured that if she was nasty enough to this little… Read full post »

AUGUST 17, 2009 4:52PM

I AM Happy to be a Duh-merican...

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...because being surrounded by idiots makes me feel smarter. 
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JULY 31, 2009 7:17PM

Open Call: Firsts

1. Who was your FIRST prom date?

Rusty...it was his prom and not mine. I was in college. It was horrid!

2. Who was your FIRST love and do you still talk with him/her? 

 My ninth and tenth grade math teacher. It was unrequited (mostly -- he definitely liked… Read full post »

JULY 24, 2009 12:40PM

Don't Step on My Faith

** This is quite a departure from what I normally think and write. It was originally a performance piece during my brief but enjoyable stint as a slam poet.

 

**It was written during a period in which I was questioning my belief in a god --any god-- and was… Read full post »

 

shit
 

I grew up in a household where we did not curse. My parents met at church -- they both taught Sunday school and were and are paragons of something they like to call Family Values. 

My mom may have cussed like a sailor… Read full post »

With the future of paper publishing uncertain, established authors are taking a stab at the world of the "online community" blog. This reporter was able to locate a transcript of an online conversation between horror writers Clive Barker and Peter Straub, in which they discuss their experience.

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JULY 7, 2009 10:24PM

Loose Lips

 

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Today my quasi-husband told me that he didn't really like porn images of girls with loose, floppy labia and preferred lips that were more swollen, but compact. My first thought was "Great, one more thing to worry about."

I saw a show on deep cable… Read full post »

My SO and I went to a blues festival on Saturday. It might have actually been a beer festival with blues as a backdrop, but either way, it was great fun. I'm not much into brew so we went for the music, although barbecue, ice cream, and a couple of mugs… Read full post »

JUNE 29, 2009 10:54PM

Trust This

What is trust...and how does it work? Is it actually something that matters? Should we EVER trust anyone? I know that I have betrayed the trust of people in my life on numerous occasions, and that I will probably do it again, and yet I have terrible issues with anyone doing… Read full post »

JUNE 25, 2009 8:18PM

Celebrity Deathmarch

 

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Yes, I admit that I follow celebrity deaths…I check the Buzzlog every morning and if I see a celebrity name I click to see if they kicked the bucket overnight. I think it has something to do with my own inexorable march

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JUNE 17, 2009 8:20PM

tatters

how do i repair the filmy curtain

that separates me from my madness

someone broke in with a careless blade

and i am left in ragged tatters

 

alone i try to feel secure

the strands of  sanity fluttering

every breath of wind no matter how faint

reveals… Read full post »