cruelwench
- Location
- Hubrisville, Washington, USA
- Birthday
- January 01
- Bio
- Getting older but not necessarily wiser
MY RECENT POSTS
- Questionable (repost)
December 30, 2010 09:11PM - The Taker
December 30, 2010 09:08PM - I Can Almost Hear the
Footsteps of the Messiah
(repost)
December 30, 2010 09:06PM - Objectify Me, Baby!
April 26, 2010 07:15PM - Keep Big Government Out Of My
(tanning) Bed!
March 24, 2010 11:57AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Very well done...I think
many people we know will tell
you
the masterpiece was
wr…”
December 17, 2010 12:24PM - “Women like her are the
reason women like me don't
like going
to the gym. The
firs…”
June 16, 2010 09:56PM - “If only you had
contracted syphilis and/or
gone home with a
transvestite,
this wo…”
January 24, 2010 11:56AM - “"Johnathan Swift wrote
"A Modest Proposal",
suggesting that
the
Ir…”
October 08, 2009 12:34PM - “You are SO
brave...OMG...I applaud your
amazing courage
and
blah-blah-blah...”
September 09, 2009 02:41PM
Cruelwench's Links
Questionable (repost)

I searched the entire world wide web but Yahoo Answers aren’t.
I looked on my bookshelf and on the bookshelf at Borders trying to find it but no smiling pop psychologist can help.
I tried to pray — or is that just talking to oneself? — but got no
… Read full post »The Taker
All I want is everything
All I need is more than you have
Yet you give and give
I fall so easily from this ledge
And sometimes I jump
The struggle to keep me upright
Wears us both
… Read full post »I Can Almost Hear the Footsteps of the Messiah (repost)
That’s what the email said. I hastily looked out the front window to catch a glimpse of the sacred sandals, but only saw the garbage man, critically eyeing our too-full bin from above to see if he could charge the extra fee for the lid being open more than four inches.
… Read full post »Objectify Me, Baby!
Seriously, they are neither secret nor sacred. They just ARE. It's all good.
Imma sit back now, have an adult beverage and wait for the shaking! Read full post »
Keep Big Government Out Of My (tanning) Bed!
There were tears glistening on the lashes of the perky, blonde newsreader (possibly called Britnee). Who could have foreseen this? If only we had KNOWN, we could have campaigned against health care reform even more arduously!
Did you realize that "tucked away" in the bill,… Read full post »
Duh-mericans Again – This Time With 50% More Ugly
Over the weekend many friends of mine traveled to Squamish, British Columbia for our very favorite racing event. Squamish is an absolutely, stunningly, visually-orgasmic locale, in spite of the current Olympic-sized construction on the Sea-to-Sky Highway which must be navigated in order to ge… Read full post »
More Pooch Belly Praise
After reading JustJuli’s thoughtful post about the beauty of the pooch, which can be seen here: Beautiful Belly: In Praise of the Pooch , I couldn’t resist posting a belly photo of my own.

Now, I personally don’t find… Read full post »
My Brother is Not an Axe Murderer
My poor little brother had a rough time of it growing up. He was adopted at the age of ten months into our Norman Rockwell family, which included an older sister who had been PERFECTLY content as an only child and figured that if she was nasty enough to this little… Read full post »
I AM Happy to be a Duh-merican...
Open Call: Firsts
1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
Rusty...it was his prom and not mine. I was in
college. It was horrid!
2. Who was your FIRST love and do you still talk with him/her?
My ninth and tenth grade math teacher. It was unrequited (mostly -- he definitely liked… Read full post »
Don't Step on My Faith
** This is quite a departure from what I normally think and write. It was originally a performance piece during my brief but enjoyable stint as a slam poet.
**It was written during a period in which I was questioning my belief in a god --any god-- and was… Read full post »
At Least He Could Have Said "Fucking Maggot!"

I grew up in a household where we did not curse. My parents met at church -- they both taught Sunday school and were and are paragons of something they like to call Family Values.
My mom may have cussed like a sailor… Read full post »
Blogospheric Pressure: A Horror Story
With the future of paper publishing uncertain, established authors are taking a stab at the world of the "online community" blog. This reporter was able to locate a transcript of an online conversation between horror writers Clive Barker and Peter Straub, in which they discuss their experience.
Loose Lips

Today my quasi-husband told me that he didn't really like porn images of girls with loose, floppy labia and preferred lips that were more swollen, but compact. My first thought was "Great, one more thing to worry about."
I saw a show on deep cable… Read full post »
Ugly, Dancin' Bluesters of the Columbia
My SO and I went to a blues festival on Saturday. It might have actually been a beer festival with blues as a backdrop, but either way, it was great fun. I'm not much into brew so we went for the music, although barbecue, ice cream, and a couple of mugs… Read full post »
Trust This
What is trust...and how does it work? Is it actually something that matters? Should we EVER trust anyone? I know that I have betrayed the trust of people in my life on numerous occasions, and that I will probably do it again, and yet I have terrible issues with anyone doing… Read full post »
Celebrity Deathmarch

Yes, I admit that I follow celebrity deaths…I check the Buzzlog every morning and if I see a celebrity name I click to see if they kicked the bucket overnight. I think it has something to do with my own inexorable march
tatters
how do i repair the filmy curtain
that separates me from my madness
someone broke in with a careless blade
and i am left in ragged tatters
alone i try to feel secure
the strands of sanity fluttering
every breath of wind no matter how faint
reveals… Read full post »

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