Are you sick of pompadours and contagious anger? Well I am a little bit, so I am escaping to London this weekend. According to this lady the boys are waiting, possibly due to my milkshake.
If you would like your boyfriend to become a famous internet male model please parade him around brick lane fri-sun. You will recognize me because I am the sexiest three hundred pound lazy-eyed betch you've ever seen. Plus I'll have a giant camera. Though it sometimes hides between my third and fourth chin...silly little guy!
British boys on Monday!