March 12, 2012 06:32PM
“I don't think that it'll be a brokered convention, as the Romney Unit seems to be dragging itself to the nomination very slowly. If His Newtiness fails…”
About: Ron Paul’s Delegate Strategy May be Working
March 12, 2012 06:21PM
“I'm a student of history and I now that every time we British have entered Afghanistan it has seldom gone well. Why the hell did we think that it would…”
About: "Get Out of Afghanistan." -- Gilgamesh
March 12, 2012 06:19PM
“Jane, my mother's now convinced that every time she enters the room Wales start to do badly. I feel your pain about the torture. Tink, I celebrated by h…”
About: Walking On My Nerves
March 12, 2012 06:15PM
“Hmmmm, I've been to Russia and I met girls there. They didn't know what I was saying and kept asking me in sign language to sell them my jeans, but I d…”
About: TIRED OF LONELY EVENINGS?
March 12, 2012 06:08PM
“You are a bad, bad man.... and how come I missed this the first time you posted it?”
About: Einstein's theory of relativetitty revisited
March 12, 2012 06:02PM
“Rated. The scum that floats around the fetid oaf that is Limbaugh will always get things wrong.”
About: Rush and the Other C Word
March 12, 2012 05:49PM
“I operate on the simple principle that it costs nothing to be nice to people and that as a result there's nothing wrong with it. Of course that does me…”
About: how to be nice - for girls
March 12, 2012 05:44PM
“I keep waiting to hear Ricky-Boy start singing that classic Python song "Every Sperm is Sacred". What a prick. Oh wait, what?”
About: Yesterday I Was Just a Sperm Cell. Now I’m a Person!
January 25, 2012 05:43PM
“There's a conference for everything Tink, didn't you know that? I hear that there's even one for mysterious Nigerian princesses whose father left them…”
About: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL: How I climbed a mountain...
January 16, 2012 03:53PM
“Run Deven! Run like the wind!”
About: Salad and Snow: A Love Story
January 16, 2012 03:53PM
“Run Deven! Run like the wind!”
About: Salad and Snow: A Love Story
January 15, 2012 03:13PM
“I think that he'd love to be associated with rum, rather than other, smellier, liquids. Yes, I'm referring to his Google problem.”
About: Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of Santorum
January 15, 2012 09:28AM
“The thought of Michelle Bachmann being anywhere near my hot dog has just left me feeling ill. Bad Harry! Bad!”
About: Look At Me! I'm Not Angry At All!
January 15, 2012 07:26AM
“I'd love to start a revolution, but I'd probably just get confused afterwards and purge myself by mistake.”
About: GOOD NEWS SUNDAY: Your mom is still a whore! Whooo!
January 14, 2012 02:47PM
“He's The Romney Unit - stick a nickel into him and watch him gyrate around until he faces the right direction.”
About: The Bain of Mitt's Existence
January 14, 2012 01:25PM
“Well, they made Thorin Oakenshield a human instead of a dwarf, they forgot about the entire dwarven kingdom under the Lonely Mountain, they renamed Sma…”
About: Ooh, The Hobb.... wait, what?
January 14, 2012 08:25AM
“We shouldn't be surprised. My grandfather's generation saw horrific things in the Second World War, not that they ever really talked about it. War is a…”
About: Marines Urinating on Corpses—What the Video Doesn’t Show
January 05, 2012 06:15AM
“I knew it! He's not really the Pope, he's Palpatine here on holiday!”
About: MY INTERVIEW WITH GOD: "The Pope does not Exist!"
January 04, 2012 05:59PM
“Just as long as it's better than 2011 I don't mind, Bikepsychobabble!”
About: Resolutions for 2012
January 04, 2012 05:55PM
“I feel your pain, man. There's nothing worse than getting sweaty, naked and very very intent with your other half when all of a sudden you feel a small…”
About: Your pet likes to... watch? Oh no! ("amazing sex secrets")
January 04, 2012 08:59AM
“I'm going to need a new keyboard at this rate.... more coffee exhaled from laughter, damn it!”
About: The Republican Carcasses - IOWA: LIVE BLOG (Updated)
January 04, 2012 06:25AM
“Every time I hear the words "We need to talk" a chill goes through my heart as I remember the number of times they were followed by words tha…”
About: Four Stages Of Divorce: Break-up, Breakdown, Breakthrough an
January 04, 2012 06:09AM
“Wise words, Tink, wise words. Never cut off Mr Woody unless you can help it, although it definately would take your mind off the cancer.”
About: HOW TO MAKE ANY TOWN SOUND EROTIC --- DULUTH!
January 04, 2012 06:07AM
“Good list. Our crazy neighbour moved away and has been replaced with the nice neighbor who actually talks to us. On the whole our 2011 kind of sucked a…”
About: List With Me
December 31, 2011 08:11PM
“*Horp* Thanks Tink for *horp* those pictures.... 'scuse me... (Sound of extreme illness) Happy 2012!”
About: Screw you 2011 and the donkey you rode in on! Hi 2012!
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