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NOVEMBER 20, 2009 12:23PM

How To Make A Panamanian Christmas Tree

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1. Get a piece of 2x4 about 8 inches long. Spray paint it white.

2. Climb a palm tree and hack loose a seed spray. Knock all the old seeds off it.

3. Nail it to the 2x4 and spray paint everything white.

4. Sprinkle the entire palm seed spray with glitter.

5. Add tiny Christmas balls.

6. Sell to tourists for $10 as "authentic Panamanian Christmas Trees".

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humor, panama, christmas, open call

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This is hilarious. Are we going to hear more about your life in Panama?
"I'm dreaming of a white palm tree . . . "

Funny!
Yes, I promise more articles, generally longer than this one, and maybe just as funny.