1. Get a piece of 2x4 about 8 inches long. Spray paint it white.
2. Climb a palm tree and hack loose a seed spray. Knock all the old seeds off it.
3. Nail it to the 2x4 and spray paint everything white.
4. Sprinkle the entire palm seed spray with glitter.
5. Add tiny Christmas balls.
6. Sell to tourists for $10 as "authentic Panamanian Christmas Trees".
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August 25, 2011 08:47AM - Have You Forgotten?
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February 22, 2011 08:57PM - Farewell, America
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September 18, 2010 02:09PM
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imagery. Oh, and I love
it!”
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wrote and I thank
you.…”
August 27, 2011 12:03AM - “Thank you, Myriad.
Exploring that group
now.”
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see what I can do about
arranging a
talk like that. As
fo…”
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back
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Funny!