Zen & The Art of Foreclosure

A backwards account of losing every thing & yet no thing

dailyforeclosure

dailyforeclosure
Location
Los Angeles, California,
Birthday
May 05
Bio
This is a little bit foreclosure commentary and a little bit non-linear narrative recounting the missteps that led me to foreclosure.

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MARCH 26, 2010 10:06AM

Foreclosure: Obama Muscles in on PETA to Help Octomom

Just when I thought the hottest news item of the day from the foreclosure crisis consisted of PETA and/or Vivid Entertainment bailing out Octomom from foreclosure, the news outlets (what few are left) are abuzz with news of large banks reducing mortgage balances for troubled borrowers.  Hmmm&hel… Read full post »

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JANUARY 28, 2010 9:03AM

Throwdown:Obama's State of the Union vs. Steve Jobs' Keynote

Yes, I’m still in my house and no, I haven’t spoken to the lender about what’s going on.  That’s my current game plan and I’m sticking to it.  Like many a concerned citizen I tuned into President Obama’s State of the Union Address last night in hopes of sRead full post »

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JANUARY 15, 2010 10:34AM

Foreclosure Outside the House: A Guide to Dating

Today I was in a pretty good mood and about an hour or two into the elation it began to feel monotonous.  The best cure for such happiness is usually a phone call to my lender.  I still haven’t bothered to call Bank of America to find out the details ofRead full post »

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NOVEMBER 13, 2009 4:47PM

Foreclosure: My Lender & I Are No Longer Lovers

13 days remain until my house changes statistic categories from delinquent mortgage to foreclosure when it goes up for sale at a public auction on November 25th.  My lender, Bank of America, isn’t speaking to me and I’m not speaking to them.  I broke off the engagement weeks ago… Read full post »
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NOVEMBER 3, 2009 3:20PM

Foreclosure: Staring Down the Barrel of a Loan Mod Ray Gun

23 days remain until my house is sold at public auction.  Where’d all the time go?  It feels like just yesterday there were 30 days left.  This is probably because I’m on my third foreclosure postponement and the familiarity of my situation is mucking with my sense of time.… Read full post »
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OCTOBER 28, 2009 8:06PM

A Bomb Went Off In My Foreclosed Grey Gardens

Today I was supposed to lose my house in a public foreclosure auction.  I spent the better part of yesterday composing a speech for the occasion.  Another portion of the day was spent rummaging through my closet for just the right outfit to wear.  And for a chunk of the remainingRead full post »

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OCTOBER 26, 2009 5:10PM

My Hexed Foreclosed House Pt. 2:Rapists, Crazies, etc. OH MY

3 days remain until my house goes up for sale at public auction.  I may or may not choose to check in with my lender today.  In truth I’m rooting for the other team at this point.  Foreclosure is imminent so let’s forget about a Hail Mary pass and get thisRead full post »

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OCTOBER 22, 2009 1:33PM

My Hexed Foreclosed House Pt. 1: A Comet Ride to Immortality

7 days remain until my house shows up at a foreclosure public auction.  Mum’s the word on my lender’s side when it comes to a loan modification program that has been stuck in the review process for nearly 6 months.  The silence scares me and not because it could mean finalRead full post »

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SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 7:33PM

Now THAT is one Badaaaaaassss Mortgage

6 days remain until foreclosure and I’m feeling so bruised, beaten and exhausted from the months of battle with the bank I can barely work up a good anxiety attack. My foreclosure sale date is set for next Tuesday at 9:30am.  After that I will no longer lay claim to this… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 21, 2009 3:49PM

Duck, Duck, Goose. Foie gras, anyone?

9 days remain until my house is allegedly auctioned off in a public sale by the lender for the bargain basement price of… wait for it… $694,000.  That’s right, folks, for the small fee of 21 Toyota Priuses or 12 private college educations (10 if Ivy League) or 18 times each… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 18, 2009 1:01PM

A Prawn on the way to District 9

13 days remain until foreclosure.  In about two weeks I can expect an eviction notice to be posted on my door by the Foreclosure Fairy so it’s time to prepare for my new life as a renter.  It’s actually my old life.  I used to rent.  Life was simpler then.  It… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 1, 2009 4:56PM

Elephant in the Room

Foreclosure is, for lack of a better term, heavy stuff.  It’s heavy on the heart and heavy on the head.  After completing the first posting yesterday, the knots in my stomach grew strangely tighter and the weight of my situation heavier.  This was supposed to be a cathartic exper… Read full post »

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AUGUST 31, 2009 2:36PM

The clock is ticking...

Today, August 31st 2009 at 9:00 AM my house was scheduled to be sold at public auction.  It's the final stake in the heart of a homeowner trying to stave off the dawn of foreclosure.  Silly me, until late last week I thought today was Labor Day and someone made a… Read full post »