Oops, you musta typed this one as I was reading the previous one. My advice? Deep breath. Don't overreact. Sleep on it. K?

Let me add....CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all!! Teehee!!

~wanders off but not before HUGE GROPE~

ah, mattie. i so understand the desire to give hope. but my new motto is better the bitterest truth than the sweetest lie.

writings on the wall.

no more chances for handholder.

and i dont think i am under ANY obligation to go watch him play music anymore, do you? not even if he would have me believe that i am the most important attendee. thats a lie. i am not. people dont treat the most important attendee like this.

they just do not.

and if they do, well, fuck, then, i got NO patience for that.

dont get me started, mattie!!

i am gonna go for a walk, and dip my hot perimenopausal feet in the water. hopefully there will no unseen snakes or sharks waiting to bite off my feet.

tink, thank you. i think i should accept that you will be all the action i see for the rest of my life. but fortunately, its good action!

and yes, CORNHOLIO!!

argggggh!!

And he's still married. Guys lie about their marriages to their mistresses all of the time. Don't let him do that to you.

Sorry if I'm harsh. He's pissing me off.

Rated for "Best Tags Ever."

Ahhh!! You get more action than me!! Trust me!!

And Nana's right, awesome tags and your ad being pulled up right now is for a pacman game!!

PACMAN!!!

I LUB YOU!! ~smooch~
Won't say where either!!!

p - he's pissing me off too. he is definitely truly separated. but i figured out why he is still married - so he has a handy excuse to not get involved. but what i dont get is WHY WOO then, for almost a year???? let me say again, FUCK!!

nana - they were an afterthought, cause just saying it the once did not suffice after all.

tink - remember when google had the pacman doodle? that was a fun day! and smooching you right back! and of course, i all sorts of lub you, but i am not supposed to say that anymore bc i am giving up showering the people i love with love. i am going to start showering them with indifference.

This, as nana say's, is the greatest tag ever (and a great fucking song)

*offers her best shoulder to cry on + full mayonnaise jar to smash into a dumpster's opening*

I'm so sorry, sweet friend. That sucks.
Perfect choice of music.
Rated

hi scanner and pw,

it is a good song, cause its about someone who wants to help, and instead gets beat up by faithless motherfuckers. i feel like that right now.

scan - thank you!

now, one o'y'all didnt rate me, and i dont wanna have to go all trig on anyone's ass.

well, writing that gave me a smile, anyway.

but really, what IS the matter with people?? damn, p - a mayo jar DOES seem an awfully satisfying thing to throw down. i might have to get one.

They make a lovely noise when smashing. And they look great! Just put all your rage into it, then literally hurl it with all your might into an open dumpster which is set up for full viewing. It's a (er) "smashing" experience!

pdub - perhaps i will videotape it!

Cause some days are just fucked!

And yea, go all "trig", it seems to work for him! He sleeps great, me with all my pent up emotion, emot all night long. dammit.

Don't sell yourself short dj, you deserve good things. This I know.

Sounds...er...smashing, dearie!
I say go for it! You can film it fast and watch it in slow-mo!
:)

asia - you are so sweet. thank you. & i hope you had fun camping!

pw - i will try it!

;)

He is a fool.
Rated.

Some people...grrrrrrrrr! This is not a game, playing with other people's feelings and lives. I'm sorry you've been hurt.

thanks, you guys.