This is in honor of Freaky Troll, for all her tireless work for the Benefit of All Beings!
The BACON FAIRY
sends her blessings to Freaky, who appreciates her humanely raised and handled Earthly manifestations,

and gives what the Bacon Fairy hopes will satisfy and fulfill said Troll's exquisite and finely tuned desires.


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Nice sentiment for Freaky.
I won't be greedy. You all should have some bacon too.
BUT I GET MOST OF IT!
for her astonishing generosity!
(Doesn't it seem so appropriate to put bacon on German
Choclate Cake?)
I would think that bacon on a stick would sell well and some people will dip anything in chocolate (popcorn, ants, etc). Chocolate dipped bacon on a stick? With sprinkles?
Nah...
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Hugs,
G
How's about garlicy aoili?