DAKINIDANCER

DRAWING DOWN THE MUSE

DakiniDancer

DakiniDancer
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Santa Rosa, California, USA
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April 30
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(aka Josephine Elizabeth Ortez, Josie Ortez) I am 61 years young, a performance artist, writer and painter (oils) I live with my Dalmatian doggie 3 cats and 2 goldfish. I am happy despite my best efforts to the contrary. I am of Native American, Mexican, German, Irish English ethnicity. A DAKINI is a semi wrathful spirit woman from the Tibetan Buddhism tradition who manifests in dreams, visions and during meditation. She is the Goddess of Life's turning points, serving as instigator, inspirer, messenger and even trickster. She transmutes suffering into enlightened awareness. She is often depicted as a young naked figure in dancing pose often holding a skull cup of the Elixir of Life in one hand and a curved knife in the other. She may wear a garland of human skulls, her hair is wild and hangs down her back. She dances on top of a corpse, representing her mastery over ego and ignorance. MAY ALL BEINGS BE HAPPY!

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DECEMBER 23, 2008 11:12PM

FREAKY TROLL/ Dame Edna-Separated at Birth, Possums?

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 You be the judge. 
 
Or is something more sinister going on?
 
Have these two EVER been seen in the same room, at the same time?
 
Hmmmmmm. Inquiring minds want to know. 
 
 

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LMAO!

Pawed, this is too much!
Bump your butt to the feed!
::sigh:: Oh Freaky. Whenever I long for you, knowing that
you'll never be mine (Damn that Lonnie!) I go to Dame
Edna, as second best. By the way, Have you two EVER
been in the same room at the same time???????
Dakini, I would share Freaky with you, if she's up for it, that is.
:::ssssshhhhhh:: Lookit I know that Zerry is on vacation and all, but I'd bet he's monitoring my activities. I don't want him smote'ing y'all 'cause he wants me all to himself.

I've never been in the same room with the Dame. She is just so wonderful.
Freaky, Lonnie - Anytime, Anyplace. Zerry doesn't have to know,
does he? I mean, he can't be everywhere, all the time. Can he?
Let's figure out a secret code for a rendevous. So very French!
AHA! I get it! You sayin' you've never been in the same room as
Mz Edna can only mean one thing!!!!!!!!!

I knew it.
She is super wonderful.
Ok Freaky. We have to cool it. Zerry may be lurking. Or not.
If not, then.....yesssss. She. is. so. super. wonderful.......

If Zerry IS looking: Hey Zerry! Look over there! A guy wants
to tell you something! Go talk to him! For a looong time!

Now, back to Freaky.( where's Lonnie?)
Lonnie goes super stealth sometimes.
Oh yeah. Feelin' the Lonnie Love now..........
I was getting Zerry another double Macallan's.
He's going to be occupied for a while.
Where were we...?
Ummmm...right in the middle, if you get my drift.......
Oh Lonnie, remember, Freaky can't bend her arms or legs.
Must compensate....
Massage time! Very nice sooooothing heated oil (lavendar?
jasmine?) to Freaky's soon to be limber limbs. Followed
by a jaunt in the super duper ultra mega jet SPA! With champagne,
cake of every variety, and waited upon, hand and FOOT (hole)
by super sexy Chippendale dancers and dancettes!
uh...and a cigarette of course.
Dakini I saw what you offered to donate to Billy Burlap originally and I had to go get myself one of those double Macallan's. So, yes, in the hot tub, you me Freaky - floor show, champagne, cigarrettes - it really is Christmas time, isn't it!
Oh yeah. Santa Claus is definitely comin' to town!
I'll offer discounts on my interpretive lap dances...
Ok CatMan. Strut your stuff.

UK-Sorry you can't make it due to the snow and all. You
can be here in spirit!
I always knew there was something so vaguely familiar! Brilliant.