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DAKINIDANCER

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DakiniDancer

Location: Santa Rosa, California, USA
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Bio: (aka Josephine Elizabeth Ortez, Josie Ortez) I am 61 years young, a performance artist, writer and painter (oils) I live with my Dalmatian doggie 3 cats and 2 goldfish. I am happy despite my best efforts to the contrary. I am of Native American, Mexican, German, Irish English ethnicity. A DAKINI is a semi wrathful spirit woman from the Tibetan Buddhism tradition who manifests in dreams, visions and during meditation. She is the Goddess of Life's turning points, serving as instigator, inspirer, messenger and even trickster. She transmutes suffering into enlightened awareness. She is often depicted as a young naked figure in dancing pose often holding a skull cup of the Elixir of Life in one hand and a curved knife in the other. She may wear a garland of human skulls, her hair is wild and hangs down her back. She dances on top of a corpse, representing her mastery over ego and ignorance. MAY ALL BEINGS BE HAPPY!

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JANUARY 30, 2009 4:03AM

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These were written by Cassie Claire. According to her she wrote them on a cocktail napkin over the course of many a night at her favorite pub. Enjoy!

Welcome! Here you may find the brilliant "Very Secret Diary" series by the wonderful Cassandra Claire. These are also published in her LiveJournal, but she was kind enough to agree to let your humble servant here publish them here. Enjoy!

And do be sure to check out her LiveJournal.

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~ Warning! ~
These are works of parody, and as such include content which may result in loud laughter, drinks sprayed across keyboards/monitors, et cetera. The creators of these works and this site assume no responsibility for any censure or damage which may occur. Use at your own risk.

These are also archived here.Fellowship of the Ring

Aragorn, Son of Arathorn
Legolas, Son of Weenus
Boromir of Gondor
Frodo Baggins
Samwise Gamgee
Gandalf the Grey
Peregrin Took
Saruman the White
Gimli, Son of Gloin
Meriadoc Brandybuck
Ringwraith No. 5
Gollum
Arwen Undomiel
Elrond
Sauron
The Two Towers

Aragorn, Son of Arathorn, Part 2
Theoden
Legolas, Part 2

Alas, Cassandra Claire has announced that she won't be writing any more Very Secret Diaries. However, it's worth noting that the livejournal post where she announced that she wouldn't be writing more VSDs is now inaccessable. Maybe there's hope...

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