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(aka Josephine Elizabeth Ortez, Josie Ortez) I am 61 years young, a performance artist, writer and painter (oils) I live with my Dalmatian doggie 3 cats and 2 goldfish. I am happy despite my best efforts to the contrary. I am of Native American, Mexican, German, Irish English ethnicity. A DAKINI is a semi wrathful spirit woman from the Tibetan Buddhism tradition who manifests in dreams, visions and during meditation. She is the Goddess of Life's turning points, serving as instigator, inspirer, messenger and even trickster. She transmutes suffering into enlightened awareness. She is often depicted as a young naked figure in dancing pose often holding a skull cup of the Elixir of Life in one hand and a curved knife in the other. She may wear a garland of human skulls, her hair is wild and hangs down her back. She dances on top of a corpse, representing her mastery over ego and ignorance. MAY ALL BEINGS BE HAPPY!

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APRIL 2, 2009 12:58AM

A Challengelicious - Worst Song Lyrics Ever

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Worst song in the history of the world, ever!!!!!  I dare you to deny it!

Not only stupid lyrics, as in: every damn line rhymes with FIVE until we

get to the Year 25 TEN because they have to find something that rhymes

with "then" .    %^$*&!!!!!!  Not only that, but it's all so bleak! Yuck!

(Second worst song ever   "My Ding A Ling"  by Chuck Berry)

 

 

 

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DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 12:59 AM
hey! i used to love this song!

now that i think about it though, that doesn't necessarily mean it was a good song does it? sheesh i used to like some pretty cheeseball stuff.
now i'm going to go to my P2P network and download "2525" and reflect on more innocent times:)
nanatehay
April 02, 2009 01:11 AM
Nana: reflect away my dear man. Contemplate your sins and come
away a better man. Insert salacious emoticon HERE.
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 01:17 AM
I'm hot just like an oven! Great song, but, seriously? Lots of other things are hot-summer sun, fiery coals, some trees in California at any given time...
Robin Sneed
April 02, 2009 01:33 AM
Robin: I am not sure you are connecting to the
supreme awfulness of this song, however, YOU
are hotter than hot. Salacious. What are you doing?
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 01:50 AM
lol! i'd forgotten about salacious!
nanatehay
April 02, 2009 01:56 AM
You're not going to like this but I loved this song. I thought it was a good warning against The Man. But I was kind of melodramatic back in those days (my English teacher told me so).
marytkelly
April 02, 2009 02:02 AM
Nana- Mistress Dakini wants you to remember. You are such
a good man.
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 02:06 AM
Oh Mary. Any thing YOU say, I like :::sigh::::
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 02:07 AM
omg, i forgot that one. and there was a rumor that the author was unknown, it was found in the glove box of a car in a junkyard or something.
Major Mojo
April 02, 2009 02:13 AM
Cap'n; I never forget. It is my curse. These things just lie in
wait until the proper time.....or until someone looks inside
the glove compartment.
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 02:19 AM
i'm wandering around here late at night...wondering what will happen tomorrow....

salacious?! oh no! i must become a monk and change my ways!
Robin Sneed
April 02, 2009 02:19 AM
Robin: DON'T change!!!! I'm hanging on your hotness!
(Not to worry about tomorrow,my dear)
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 02:30 AM
noooooooooo... it's totally about brave new world. i love it. and the brass rules!

but then again, i love this too, so maybe i just ignore the lyrics totally... enjoy! please don't feature it tomorrow as the new champ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loZZLWlYSkI
bstrangely
April 02, 2009 03:22 AM
what ever bstrangely said, only different.
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 03:39 AM
Oh, there were some wonderfully awful songs, back in the day. I am old, so I don't listen to current stuff, and when I do I don't know what they're saying - when I was *young*, people sang crystal-clear and you could make out every word (grumple, grump, get off my lawn), and in these days of presumably superior recording equipment... Anyway, there was The Book of Love, Down in a Coal Mine and one which, come to think of it, was famous for it being impossible to figure out what the words were ... I think it was even banned in a few places on the suspicion that the unmakeoutable words were baaaaad 'uns. But I'm having a senior moment and cannot even remember the name of the song... It'll come to me and I'll come back, and everyone over a certain age will say, oh yeah, THAT.

Actually, I was just listening to Gotta Serve Someone (Bob Dylan), from his brief Christian period...which affected his mind temporarily and it's a pretty stupid song.....but (sigh) I like it.
Myriad
April 02, 2009 08:11 AM
Dakini, I am a cheeseball, 2525 and Capn's Seasons in The Sun are bad songs??????????? sniff sniff, ok, i guess my taste in my music leaves a bit to be desired but at least I can say I dont like these songs now,, but i liked them then.

update: I am listening to 2525 and it is pretty pretentious! It has a 5 rating on you tube tho.
Ariana Paz
April 02, 2009 08:37 AM
CLASSIC!!!! Loathable. Don't you love the Stone Henge-like stage setting too just for effect? :-D
I'm going to go jump out the window now.
Rated
Kind of Blue
April 02, 2009 08:49 AM
Aw hell! Now I'll have this one for an earworm! The pain and agony....so delicious. It replaces "Chocolate Rain"....
zumalicious
April 02, 2009 11:20 AM
Sorry DD, your two don't even come close to this in awfulness:

Good Morning Starshine
...
Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba naba
Early morning singing song

Singing a song
Humming a song
Singing a song
Loving a song
Laughing a song
Singing a song
Sing the song
Song song song sing
Sing sing sing sing song
Wayne Gallant
April 02, 2009 12:17 PM
Myriad: "Gotta Sere Somebody" catchy tune but it's the sentiment I have issues with.

Ariana: I actually like "Seasons in the Sun" but it does lend itself to parody.

Kind of Blue: I hope that window is on the first floor.

Zumalicious: You have only yourself to blame :-)
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 12:26 PM
Wayne: Man, I love that song! Ok, not such deep lyrics but I'll
be skipping and dancing about all day today just a singing it.
You gotta admit, easy lyrics to remember.
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 12:30 PM
Have you heard The Doors Soft Parade? You could swear that William Shatner produced it.
angrymom
April 02, 2009 01:19 PM
Angrymom: I don't remember it, but if it sounds like Shatner
produced it I'll have to check it out.
DakiniDancer
April 02, 2009 01:25 PM
I JUST REMEMBERED! Head still firing, just a little slow sometimes. It was Louie Louie. Now, maybe it didn't have terrible lyrics, that's unknown because it was impossible to make them out... But all knowledge (and then some) is on the internet:-

The Kingsmen (1955)

Louie Louie Lyrics


CHORUS:

Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Fine little girl waits for me
Catch a ship across the sea
Sail that ship about, all alone
Never know if I make it home

CHORUS

Three nights and days I sail the sea
Think of girl, constantly
On that ship, I dream she's there
I smell the rose in her hair.

CHORUS

Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!

GUITAR SOLO

See Jamaica, the moon above
It won't be long, me see me love
Take her in my arms again
Tell her I'll never leave again

CHORUS

Let's take it on outa here now
Let's go!!

------So - pretty terrible lyrics...
Myriad
April 02, 2009 02:03 PM
1. Jimmy Don't Be a Hero
2. Spirit in the Sky
3. Sugar Sugar (You are my candy girl and ya got me loving you)
4. Muskrat Love (Captain and Teniille)
5. McArthur Park (but that gets an asterisk because Jimmy Webb is a genius and just happened to be flying really high that day)

I could go on. . . .your title is kind of my specialty (Everyone needs a talent)
Chicago Guy
April 02, 2009 06:25 PM
Oh and Wayne---I once saw Stephan Colbert read Good Morning Starshine out loud---it IS a must for this. . . .
Chicago Guy
April 02, 2009 07:34 PM
Myriad: You are defaming "Louie Louie?" Is nothing sacred?
MTK: You happy, me happy.
ChiGuy:I totally forgot about" Jimmy" - so ashamed.
You don't like "Spirit in the Sky?" Put up yer dukes!
"Sugar Sugar?" Oh Honey Honey
"Muskrat Love" Oh Christ! What were they thinking? Icky!
"MacArthur Park" It so fitted my melodramatic mindset
at that time.

Wayne, Chicago Guy: The Earth says HELLO!
DakiniDancer
April 03, 2009 04:38 AM
I have thought for years that this song is so bad that it can bleach muslin at thirty feet. This is its only positive value, because it is used in the fabric industries of small third-world countries.
"My Ding-a-ling", on the other hand, is unaccountably the most successful song of one of the world's greatest entertainers. It beat out "Johnny B. Goode"! Life ain't fair.
dragoon
April 03, 2009 01:15 PM
Dragoon: "bleach muslim at thirty feet" HA HA HA HA!
I'm glad to see it serve some useful purpose, not just
driving listeners to complete despair.
DakiniDancer
April 03, 2009 03:42 PM
oh, now you've gone too far, chicago guy. sugar sugar was the first record i ever bought. i can't be the only sap on the planet 'cause they sold a lot of those records.

come on fellow saps, come out of the closet!
Major Mojo
April 04, 2009 05:22 PM
I kinda liked "Sugar Sugar" too. Cutsie pie, but catchy tune.
Pie, Did someone say pie?
DakiniDancer
April 04, 2009 07:14 PM
Cheesy lyrics, but nice harmony, beautiful guitars, and I thought you might have enjoyed the hot looking guys! Fun stuff!
Ralph Tingey
April 11, 2009 02:04 PM
Raph: You may have some points there. It's the lyrics, man,
the lyrics. So bleak.
DakiniDancer
April 11, 2009 05:31 PM
You are gone, but reading your posts, I found this - I remember seeing these guys in the late sixties in a bar in Lincoln NE. Get this - it was the best song they played all night...pretty grim! You can chase them around the ether and torture them back for everyone.
Susan Ostlie
June 05, 2009 09:16 PM