DAKINIDANCER

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DakiniDancer

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(aka Josephine Elizabeth Ortez, Josie Ortez) I am 61 years young, a performance artist, writer and painter (oils) I live with my Dalmatian doggie 3 cats and 2 goldfish. I am happy despite my best efforts to the contrary. I am of Native American, Mexican, German, Irish English ethnicity. A DAKINI is a semi wrathful spirit woman from the Tibetan Buddhism tradition who manifests in dreams, visions and during meditation. She is the Goddess of Life's turning points, serving as instigator, inspirer, messenger and even trickster. She transmutes suffering into enlightened awareness. She is often depicted as a young naked figure in dancing pose often holding a skull cup of the Elixir of Life in one hand and a curved knife in the other. She may wear a garland of human skulls, her hair is wild and hangs down her back. She dances on top of a corpse, representing her mastery over ego and ignorance. MAY ALL BEINGS BE HAPPY!

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APRIL 13, 2009 6:23AM

Godzilla, Mothra, Two Tiny Princesses - Bringing IT UPDATE

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As some of you may know, AnniThyme and I are locked into a warm oil wrestling match over just who exactly can lay claim to Sheldon the Wonderhorse's most exquisite elemental jewel like appendage. She actually challenged me (ME!)  and I quote: "Oh Blakini (that being her oh so clevair play on my avatar - we are not amused, by the way) don't make me unleash years of bad dance movie memories and ask you to bring it on, cause I will."

This has left me seething and hissing as I lay in wait in my lair,  looking for Ms Thyme to "bring it on". I began to see there has been some confusion as to who was going to first "bring it on". Then I find out she has fallen and can't get up. Or so she says.( I think it's a dodge) Nevertheless! I will take it upon myself to "bring it on". Without further ado here is the first offering:

 
Run, Tiny Princesses, run! Save yourselves! (I identify with the one on the left) This next clip is from the movie "Godzilla vs the Sea Monster" set on the island where Mothra is still worshipped, as well he should be. Note the exciting red  apparel of the Tiny Princesses. I have it on good authority that what they are saying is " We are so ashamed! We are so ashamed!"
 
BONUS VIDEO!!!! Courtesy of Stellaa via Donna Sandstrom (so you'll know who to go after with torches and pitchforks) Please observe how happy every one is, how much fun fun fun they are having. I am pleased to see how everyone who gets up to dance with the teachers has mastered the footwork.
 
 
Annithyme is SO going to be my slave after this. She can attend to Sheldon and myself as we conduct our official duties. 
 
I figured I'd better add an actual catfight-don't want no restless natives!
 
 
 

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SO going to the feed!
to the feed baby! you can never go wrong with japanese monster movies:-P
Dakini, you have to win with these videos!! I am watching the last one with the sound off; the lady looks like Suzanne Pleshette and none of it looks like disco to me.
:::Sniff:::Nanatehay, Ariana - you are so special. Do we ever sleep?
Gawd, those were hard to watch! LOL.

You rule. So far, anyway.
Whooo woooo! You go, girls. I love all this wrestling... or "raslin" as we say down here.
Stupid frakkin' work firewall! (I will see what sort of challenge you bring when I get home tonight.)
Aii! Me eyes and ears are bleeding and I'm not even in this fight. Rated for pungent brutality.
RIF, Susan, Zuma - I am so glad to have added even one little ray of joy to your day!

Anni - Hahahahahahahha - I rule!
Anyone can dance (except me). I want to see some cole slaw wrestling.
A superb move. It is hard to imagine anyone can get out of that lock of death! But don't get too sanguine just yet.

Monte

ps: This is pretty scary stuff. I may have nightmares.
ONCE WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE after hitting series of game winning hits (mostly long home runs) the female cheering section made a poster of me and promised that if I refereed their Olive Oil wrestling match they would donate to a charity for Independent League baseball teams. I agreed to the amount which would go directly to the league president and I arrived at the match and there was a full house awaiting. Fortunately for me, but shockingly, at the bell the two BEAUTIFUL and bountiful female college students rushed out of their respective corners and attacked me, wrestling me to the ground. as the matches went on each team was replaced by another and I suffered through several attacks by girls of great beauty and flexibility, poor, poor, me...

You, of course can imagine my dismay, as the coaches kept pouring on the olive oil as the three of us squirmed about, with the crowd of mostly Co-eds wildly cheering.

So, in this match I do NOT want to be the referee, okay? Well maybe...
JK - DON'T let Anni see that, ok?
Michael: Cole Slaw? Well, Anni says she's a biter, so that might work
Monte: Dear Monte, Dream of tiny Princesses
Professor: OF course you can be the referee
I loved the worship ceremony to Mothra. I'm practicing the steps and I'm going to join this religion. I tried to become an Episcopalian but I can't get into their style of liturgical dance. Something in me needs to shake that thang for my diety.

Mothra doesn't scare me but this disco lesson for the old folks home seriously frightens me. Is this what will happen to me when I'm old? Can I please die a fiery death before then?
Oh boy I just can not wait!
Sirenita: Nope, it's Finnish disco for you-hahahahahahaha!!!!

Trig-I was going to add you, yes you, as part of the prize..........
warm oil wrestling so much better than cold mud.
you have set the challenge in motion.
good luck, DD!
when does the warm oil come in? and if i provide them, would you both consider donning rhinestone-encrusted panties for the battle royale? it's kind of a tradition around here...
as is often the case, I have no idea what is happening - but Dakini to win
Ahhh that is soooo staged! No hair flyin' no blood. Still makes me hot though which may not be a good thing ...
That was one pathetic cat fight. Professional wrestling actually looks more real than that. So if that is the best the "outside world" has to offer you are going to win your own warm oil match hands down, or up or whatever. Anyway I didn't see any oil on those babes.

I don't see any problem with a warm oil match. But would you please use canola oil to keep your triglycerides down? If you use palm oil and ingest any of it your liver is going to explode.

Monte
Well, I do have to say that's a pretty fake fight. But I have a question. Are those girls wearing panties? I mean, it's hard to tell these days 'cause no one has pubic hair anymore, but, oh, never mind...
Oil wrestling . . .thats HOT!
Hmmm. You want rasslin'? Here's some rasslin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anCK1mTYnO0
Wait - if Trig is part of the winning purse, dare I even ask what the consolidation prize is?
Monte, Trig, Lonnie - Sheesh - What does it take to please you guys?
Canola oil taken under consideration. I was in between things so that's the best I could do under pressure. I figured the plastic
would be a good stand in for the oil. Apparently I figured wrong.
Lady Miko - How does oil wrestling compare to A1 wrestling?
AnniThyme: you can come up with your own consolidation prize.
Trig can be your consolation prize. Sheldon? Mine! (Well, when his soon-to-be-Mrs. doesn't want him.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc
You win. That Sheldon can just keep his appendage away from my sweet Anni. I mean, I wrote that song for her, you know, Anni's Song, and got John Denver to sing it for her. Friggin' Sheldon. I hate him.

Psst: Don't tell Sirenita about my true love for Anni. She thinks she's my only love. I'm a cad, I know.

Hey, Dakini, how YOU doin'?
Cap'n - don't encourage Blah-kini! (Howzabout if I sweeten the deal? Hmmm?)
Hey Cap'n - You just don't get it do you? Yer not 'sposed to be
runnin'; around singing THAT WOMAN'S praises!
Do you now refer to yourself as "that woman"? Cap'n and I? We have a history (Goldfield, NV).
I was referring to you.......didn't know you had a history with the cap'n. Now I'm even more jealousing.
You were referring to me as the knock-down-drag-out winner?

Okay, that's acceptable.

;)
Uh, no. One video of Indian Thriller does not a winner make.
I just made that rule up......
But I understand about your injuries and I hope you are better
soon.
Pfft! Injuries are neither here nor there.

(And how can the indian thriller not push me ahead? You need more bad youtube video?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

However, *this* is what I have to hear every weekend until faire is over (burlap isn't quite the acoustical buffer that they say it is). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_fdzRuchj0
Anni-It was bad dance MOVIE memories. That's what you said,
yes you did. :::SNIFF:::: I included the video stuff from Youtube
'cause that's just the kinda girl I am - always trying to make the
world a better place.
wow, uhm, those girls aren't fighting
Bad dance scenes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TASGl0_jnjU (Although I DID watch this all the time. It's still kinda bad.)
Hyblaean: Glad to see you! How ya been?

Anni - it may have been wise if we'd set up guidelines, and exactly
what it was that we were doing. (What fun is that?)At least I know what we're fighting over. Your links aren't working. I am bravely typing them into the address field. Uhn....so you are going to let ME
decide who wins? OK!
You're both winners in my book. Now, about those rhinestone-encrusted panties Lonnie mentioned..................
just when this was gettin' good ya'll guys stopped talking about me!

just watched the wrestling models again and pretended that both of them were my sweet anni. it even kinda creeped me out.

how about this, we have wrestle off between dakini and anni and i run the camera. wait, i need sexy sirenita in there too.

a three way wrestle off.

anyone care to second that?
ps. you're all in the bay area. logistically, it's a piece of cake... freaky cake.
OK Cap'n, I'm in, way in, he he.
You are so bad!!! May I have some more please?!
I'm no longer in the bay area (boo!) but instead down in sunny Orange County.

Cindy - I think we're still working on that. And since I KNOW I'll win, tell Emma to bring her leather pants.
Cindy- Anni has already abdicated, she is allowing me to decide the winner! Isn't she nice?

Oh dear sweet Anni-how delusional you are! Must be the meds.
been ok, you all have definitely been having more fun though!! :D
Like that video very much folks, like that.