Dana Dangerous
- Location
- California, USA
- Bio
- Dana is a six-foot, blonde, busty, liberal, lesbian lawyer, just like everyone else in L.A. ***
One morning in 1973, she awoke on a park bench in a strange city, with no shoes. Finding herself in Southern California, she wandered the beaches of Santa Monica surviving on fish entrails and eeking out a meager living selling caricatures of Republican political figures, which she carved from tar balls that washed ashore from the many nearby offshore oil rigs. ***
Ms. Dana got her start in politics when she landed a job as personal dominatrix to G. Gordon Liddy. That served as a springboard to her career in show business, and for the following six years, Ms. Dana could be seen performing eight shows a week in the back room of the Hwy 69 Truck Stop in Petaluma, California. It was there, during one of her midnight binge-and-purge sessions, that she developed her famous theories in socio-political philosophy. ***
Currently, Ms. Dana spends her days jetting around the globe in wild shopping sprees and trying to avoid the many paparazzi who constantly pursue her. A major motion picture about her life is currently in production and scheduled for a Christmas release, starring Angelina Jolie as Dana and Danny DeVito as her longtime illicit lover, Squeaky. *** Commanding annual blog earnings well into eight figures, Ms. Dana has the commercial clout to write her own biographies which appear, unedited, in prestigious publications around the world.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Oh yeah, cuz stuff like
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October 13, 2009 08:54PM - “Thanks catnmus! Even a
broken clock is right twice a
day.
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October 13, 2009 08:36PM - “All the future bloggers,
HB. All the bloggers...”
October 13, 2009 08:10PM - “I'll be under the tree
in the field across the street
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the school, ditching
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October 13, 2009 07:59PM - “I'll respond, but at the
moment I'm busy searching for
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October 13, 2009 05:01PM
Dana Dangerous's Links
Killing God
I wrestle God
In one short breath
To claim my life.
But time is God's secret weapon
His final advantage.
I try to kill God
But in time He kills me.
Beating the Meat: A Graphic Lesbian FemDom Vignette
“Strip,” the Dyke demanded.
She stood waiting, with arms folded and legs shoulder width apart, clad all in black fetish wear: motorcycle boots, jeans, leather vest, and leather biker hat. “Now,” she added.
The Meat obeyed, slowly freeing her long, lithe… Read full post »
Lost You
All That Glitters
This is the last
Of my stripper glitter.
I quit last night.
I had to leave while I could.
But I know I will miss it. Read full post »
Nude model arrested at the Met. TWO NUDE PHOTOS!!
From the NY Post: http://www.nypost.com/seven/08272009/news/regionalnews/mets_nude_bust_186681.htm
Quick! Cover the statues of Venus de Milo and Lady Godiva!
Nudity has been a staple of the visual arts since time began, but apparently the real thing is still too much for some p… Read full post »
Update! Libel Law for Bloggers. Shorter! Funnier! Less BS!
There have been some recent discussions on OS about bloggers being identified and sued for defamation, and Google also being sued. Because of that, I thought a Blogger’s Primer on Libel Law might be a handy thing to have
This is not meant as an exhaustive discussion… Read full post »
Where Is My Orgasm?
Sometimes in the course of human events, an orgasm occurs. Lately, it hasn't been mine. And I sure could use one -- or several, preferably all in a row.
I checked my Outlook calendar, and I don't have a single one scheduled for anytime next week. My horoscope doesn't… Read full post »
A letter to the destroyers of my confidence in America.
I am compelled to write a letter about a product, something
which I never do, and I am seeking your help. Here is my
draft:
Dear Mars Snackfood US, LLC:
I am writing to you to because of my sense of deep disappoinment
and disillusionment that has caused me to lose faith in… Read full post »
Injustice: The Law Should Protect Women, Not Just The Penis
Accused ... (l-r) Wendy Sewell, Michelle Belliveau and Therese Ziemann
The law is written by men, for men. It comes from a time when men controlled the world and women were mere property. Because of that, it "thinks" in male terms. The law criminalizes behavi
… Read full post »I'm tall, okay!? What of it!
As you may have noticed, I’m tall. And every now and then, someone feels compelled to comment on that fact.
This morning as I was riding the elevator to my office, a woman decided to inform me that my height exceeds the norm. There we… Read full post »
Jazz Review: Chris Botti at the Greek
Somewhere between John Coltrane and John Tesh lies the phenomenon called "cool jazz." Serious jazz afficionados look down their noses at cool jazz, calling it soulless and saccharine. They fail to understand it. Cool jazz is not about withering improvisation on altered scal… Read full post »
The Old, the Sick and the Sudden
In this, I tackle the challenge of making a few observations that have been left unsaid in the frenzied cacophony. With luck, perhaps one or two of them will actually be new to you.
I start with the mundane: Why do we care about celebrity deaths? Perhaps it is partly because… Read full post »
As a regular receiver of Brazilian waxes, I thought I would share this video with you.
I love these women! And like one woman said, the first time I got a Brazilian wax, I couldn't keep my hands off myself. I loved how smooth it felt, and I like… Read full post »
I just don't think this is good for us.
And by "us," I mean the LGBT folk. It's just that this kind of thing...
... does anything but hurt us. All these images do is reinforce preconceived notions of gays and lesbians as depraved nutjobs in the mind… Read full post »
My Body Belongs To You
My body is not my own.
Neither does yours belong to you. Our bodies are civic bodies, subject to the changing whims of temporal convention and the larger body politick. The very notion of a woman’s right to control her own body is… Read full post »
G. Gordon Liddy Was My Bitch - Part I
“Hey, aren’t you G. Gordon Liddy?” a voice asked. “I’m going to sue you, you lousy bastard.”
The bald man with his head between my legs lifted his eyes and glared at the interloper standing before us, as other partygoers elbowed their way past us.
First I just want to say that there are few things in life more painful than having parents disown you. Parents, after all, are supposed to love you unconditionally – that's the contract they signed when they had you. And it's the deepest of betrayals – much worse than what… Read full post »
In Defense of Doctor Killers
It's not surprising that Dr. George Tiller was shot and killed. What is surprising is that more doctors are not killed in defense of unborn babies. If you are truly pro-life, then logic and morality would compel you to find an abortionist and kill him/her.
Assume for a moment that… Read full post »
I have been in a monogamous, loving relationship for 22 years. Yet the Lovely Lady T and I cannot now marry. We cannot enjoy the rights that 18,000 other same-sex California couples enjoy.
Why? Because we didn't get in under the wire. For reasons I won't go into, we were not… Read full post »
[UPDATED BELOW]
Eight minutes ago, the California Supreme Court upheld Proposition 8, the consitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. Prop 8 was put on the 2008 ballot in the wake of the same court's decision allowing same sex marriage in California.
During the time same sex marriage was… Read full post »
Is Elitists Threatening America?
(Yes, the title is on purpose.)
It used to be that we prized and respected excellence.
We lifted up those who excelled, and set them above the rest of the Great Unwashed. When someone was better or best, we made heroes and role models out… Read full post »
Things I Like to Do Naked
I love being naked. And I don't mean just my naked head. I mean completely, bare-assed, stitchless, Godivaesque, nips to the wind, buck nekkid. I've been like that ever since I was born. I am not comfortable in clothes. And unlike most of you, I neve… Read full post »
Baring it All for the women of OS (Photos returned)
Okay, I'll join the ranks of the no make-up photofoolery. Here I am without war paint.
UPDATE: Thank you all for the generous comments. I never know what to do with compliments like yours. :)
Cna yuo raed tihs?
Below is text that has made the rounds, but I still find it a fascinating glimpse into written language, human understanding and the structure of the mind. In case you haven't seen this before, I offer it for you now. Is there anyone who has trouble reading it? I found it… Read full post »
Jeve (aka John and Steve)
Cassandra Berg
Zing
Elena Kelly
Cindy Ross
Danni California
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