- California, USA
- April 04
- Dana is a six-foot, blonde, busty, liberal, lesbian lawyer, just like everyone else in L.A. ***
One morning in 1973, she awoke on a park bench in a strange city, with no shoes. Finding herself in Southern California, she wandered the beaches of Santa Monica surviving on fish entrails and eeking out a meager living selling caricatures of Republican political figures, which she carved from tar balls that washed ashore from the many nearby offshore oil rigs. ***
Ms. Dana got her start in politics when she landed a job as personal dominatrix to G. Gordon Liddy. That served as a springboard to her career in show business, and for the following six years, Ms. Dana could be seen performing eight shows a week in the back room of the Hwy 69 Truck Stop in Petaluma, California. It was there, during one of her midnight binge-and-purge sessions, that she developed her famous theories in socio-political philosophy. ***
Currently, Ms. Dana spends her days jetting around the globe in wild shopping sprees and trying to avoid the many paparazzi who constantly pursue her. A major motion picture about her life is currently in production and scheduled for a Christmas release, starring Angelina Jolie as Dana and Danny DeVito as her longtime illicit lover, Squeaky. *** Commanding annual blog earnings well into eight figures, Ms. Dana has the commercial clout to write her own biographies which appear, unedited, in prestigious publications around the world.
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Run To Be...
October 24, 2011 10:40AM
- It's Time for Hillary Clinton
to Run for President
September 16, 2011 10:29AM
- Dear Salon: Shut Up, Shut Up,
Shut the F*ck Up!!
April 27, 2011 06:22PM
- It's time to take some pride
in gay pride!
April 18, 2011 03:07PM
- Obama Continues to Dissappoint
September 01, 2010 01:37AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I don't do things naked
anymore. And this article was
of an exaggeration.
May 28, 2013 04:13PM
- “It is the very rare
dating woman who can say she
had unprotected sex.
October 24, 2011 01:49PM
- “Trig, I only change
printer ink for girls.”
October 24, 2011 01:32PM
- “Thank you for such an
honest piece. It's too bad
to shit on you for
October 24, 2011 12:15PM
October 24, 2011 11:43AM
Dana Dangerous's Links
Ifthere is a consistent thread in my life, it is running. I do not run well, or fast. But my life moves to the rhythm of a four count beat, breathing-in two steps and out two steps, as I move through the miles and the years.
Today I am… Read full post »
By election day in November 2012, there isn't likely to be significant improvement in the economy or appreciably reduced unemployment. Even President Obama predicts that unemployment will still be at 9%. And his weak, Republicanesque "American Jobs Act," even if passed -- which… Read full post »
On the day President Obama released his birth certificate and pleaded with the press to stop talking about it and to focus on the very important problems facing our country, Salon had no fewer than six stories about the fake issue on its headlines page. Included were:
- "The Birther' … Read full post »
"Now that combat operations in Iraq have come to an end, it is vital that we turn to the problems we face on/… Read full post »
This is what comes from dabbling.
I couldn't keep up with the real writers, so I eventually lost interest. Lacking the time, talent and intelligence that most of you enjoy -- in fact, I'm pretty sure that if you held my head up to your ear, you could hear… Read full post »
The Lieberman senate health care bill is not reform. It does not provide competition to profit-driven insurance companies. And the American people lose. So progressives and liberals should put this dog down, and now.
Sure, it prohibits exclusion for pre-existing conditions… Read full post »
I wrestle God
In one short breath
To claim my life.
But time is God's secret weapon
His final advantage.
I try to kill God
But in time He kills me.
“Strip,” the Dyke demanded.
She stood waiting, with arms folded and legs shoulder width apart, clad all in black fetish wear: motorcycle boots, jeans, leather vest, and leather biker hat. “Now,” she added.
The Meat obeyed, slowly freeing her long, lithe… Read full post »
I wish we could have forgiven each other
Before you were murdered.
This is the last
Of my stripper glitter.
I quit last night.
I had to leave while I could.
But I know I will miss it. Read full post »
From the NY Post: http://www.nypost.com/seven/08272009/news/regionalnews/mets_nude_bust_186681.htm
Quick! Cover the statues of Venus de Milo and Lady Godiva!
Nudity has been a staple of the visual arts since time began, but apparently the real thing is still too much for some p… Read full post »
There have been some recent discussions on OS about bloggers being identified and sued for defamation, and Google also being sued. Because of that, I thought a Blogger’s Primer on Libel Law might be a handy thing to haveThis is not meant as an exhaustive discussion… Read full post »
Sometimes in the course of human events, an orgasm occurs. Lately, it hasn't been mine. And I sure could use one -- or several, preferably all in a row.
I checked my Outlook calendar, and I don't have a single one scheduled for anytime next week. My horoscope doesn't… Read full post »
I am compelled to write a letter about a product, something
which I never do, and I am seeking your help. Here is my
Dear Mars Snackfood US, LLC:
I am writing to you to because of my sense of deep disappoinment and disillusionment that has caused me to lose faith in… Read full post »
Accused ... (l-r) Wendy Sewell, Michelle Belliveau and Therese Ziemann
The law is written by men, for men. It comes from a time when men controlled the world and women were mere property. Because of that, it "thinks" in male terms. The law criminalizes behavi… Read full post »
As you may have noticed, I’m tall. And every now and then, someone feels compelled to comment on that fact.
This morning as I was riding the elevator to my office, a woman decided to inform me that my height exceeds the norm. There we… Read full post »
Somewhere between John Coltrane and John Tesh lies the phenomenon called "cool jazz." Serious jazz afficionados look down their noses at cool jazz, calling it soulless and saccharine. They fail to understand it. Cool jazz is not about withering improvisation on altered scal… Read full post »
In this, I tackle the challenge of making a few observations that have been left unsaid in the frenzied cacophony. With luck, perhaps one or two of them will actually be new to you.
I start with the mundane: Why do we care about celebrity deaths? Perhaps it is partly because… Read full post »
As a regular receiver of Brazilian waxes, I thought I would share this video with you.
I love these women! And like one woman said, the first time I got a Brazilian wax, I couldn't keep my hands off myself. I loved how smooth it felt, and I like… Read full post »
And by "us," I mean the LGBT folk. It's just that this kind of thing...
... does anything but hurt us. All these images do is reinforce preconceived notions of gays and lesbians as depraved nutjobs in the mind… Read full post »
My body is not my own.
Neither does yours belong to you. Our bodies are civic bodies, subject to the changing whims of temporal convention and the larger body politick. The very notion of a woman’s right to control her own body is… Read full post »
“Hey, aren’t you G. Gordon Liddy?” a voice asked. “I’m going to sue you, you lousy bastard.”
The bald man with his head between my legs lifted his eyes and glared at the interloper standing before us, as other partygoers elbowed their way past us.