Dana Dangerous

Dana Dangerous
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California, USA
Birthday
April 04
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Dana is a six-foot, blonde, busty, liberal, lesbian lawyer, just like everyone else in L.A. *** One morning in 1973, she awoke on a park bench in a strange city, with no shoes. Finding herself in Southern California, she wandered the beaches of Santa Monica surviving on fish entrails and eeking out a meager living selling caricatures of Republican political figures, which she carved from tar balls that washed ashore from the many nearby offshore oil rigs. *** Ms. Dana got her start in politics when she landed a job as personal dominatrix to G. Gordon Liddy. That served as a springboard to her career in show business, and for the following six years, Ms. Dana could be seen performing eight shows a week in the back room of the Hwy 69 Truck Stop in Petaluma, California. It was there, during one of her midnight binge-and-purge sessions, that she developed her famous theories in socio-political philosophy. *** Currently, Ms. Dana spends her days jetting around the globe in wild shopping sprees and trying to avoid the many paparazzi who constantly pursue her. A major motion picture about her life is currently in production and scheduled for a Christmas release, starring Angelina Jolie as Dana and Danny DeVito as her longtime illicit lover, Squeaky. *** Commanding annual blog earnings well into eight figures, Ms. Dana has the commercial clout to write her own biographies which appear, unedited, in prestigious publications around the world.

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JUNE 25, 2009 2:30PM

Nekkid Vajayjays: Why We Do It!

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 As a regular receiver of Brazilian waxes, I thought I would share this video with you.

 I love these women!  And like one woman said, the first time I got a Brazilian wax, I couldn't keep my hands off myself.  I loved how smooth it felt, and I like the look, too.  (For the record, I don't go completely bare, but leave a "landing strip." Although, I occasionally think I should get an "arrow.")

Doubtless, some of you reading this post and watching the clip are fans of the jungle.  You don't mind grabbing a machete and hacking your way to the treasure.  And that's wonderful.  Different strokes, and all.  But me, I love the wide open spaces.

 

 

 

 

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"I would put a blade on my head, but not on my nut sack." Hahahaha!!!!
Dana Dangerous
June 25, 2009 02:38 PM
Hey, I like naked vajayjays. If I had one, I'd wax it too.


(Heh-- I also think I've seen that video before. ;)
mr e
June 25, 2009 02:50 PM
Dana,

On this we agree. Its not that French is bad; just that Brazilian is better.
Oahusurfer
June 25, 2009 02:52 PM
I deplore the use of euphemisms such as vajayjay. I smacks of infantile cutsie-poo.

Can you say ca-ca, poo-poo, pee-pee?
Wayne Gallant
June 25, 2009 03:12 PM
I've never done the wax but use cream hair remover or just a razor depending on the mood. Sounds like I need to broaden my horizons.
Sharon Kay
June 25, 2009 03:14 PM
I have some news. According to my teenaged daughter, we no longer call them vajayjays, just vajays. Just so you are current!:)

I loved having brazilians, well not getting them, but having them, yes.

It got costly, though, and I gave it up. I may well go back to it again.
Lisa Solod
June 25, 2009 03:19 PM
I had one only that one time . . .and while it felt good, growing it back was a bitch and Sess was less than thrilled. (I think he would sleep in the fuzz if I let him)

True, to each their own, for me its easier just to trim and keep things tidy. (I do wax my "tail" though, I cannot stand having hair back there)

Rock on Dana!
LadyMiko
June 25, 2009 03:19 PM
The only time I want to be screaming when someone is down there is because I want them down there and it's NOT going to be for waxing. I lasered what needed to come off so I wouldn't have to be a constant gardener. On the other hand, I am not interested in looking like or being looked upon as a prepubescent little girl. That gives me the ick factor big time. Great video.
cartouche
June 25, 2009 03:31 PM
I cannot think of a video that I would want to watch less than this one.

And I don't say that in a snarky way. I'm just amazed at what people will talk about on camera!
Jeanette DeMain
June 25, 2009 03:33 PM
Does anyone else see the irony of your google ad?
Lea Lane
June 25, 2009 03:39 PM
What ad did you see? It keeps changing. The one I'm looking at as I type this is for...Las Vegas!
Dana Dangerous
June 25, 2009 03:45 PM
I shave and it does feel great right after it's been done. The last time I did it I managed to cut myself, might be time for the wax, argh!
Ablonde
June 25, 2009 03:51 PM
I am not interested in paying routinely for a painful procedure that the dominant females in society tell me I should do because it's the "in" thing for the next 40 years. It is just another way to look too young. And take my money. No thanks.
Annimal
June 25, 2009 03:52 PM
Dude, that videos is badass!
LadyMiko
June 25, 2009 04:03 PM
i can totally relate to not keeping your hands off. don't ask me how i know...
Major Mojo
June 25, 2009 04:07 PM
This seems to be a hot topic these days. I think there's a lot of aspects to it: the fun/sensation part, the vanity/mores part, then the political part of it. Not to make a mound-tain out of a molehill, but it's another "style" that carries with it a lot of meaning. For my part (ha ha) I've never met a partner who cared how the garden grew.
AnnMarie MacKinnon
June 25, 2009 04:09 PM
I'm just sayin'.

http://open.salon.com/blog/helen_oreilly/2009/05/26/pretty_pussy

Thank the maker that, as my mother used to say, "for every pot there's a lid."

Good on you, Dana!
havlin
June 25, 2009 04:12 PM
Dana, the ad I saw had to do with a "log" and earth.
Lea Lane
June 25, 2009 04:14 PM
A few observations:

1. Good lord, another EP and cover post that leaves me shaking my head in bewilderment. I'll never understand what criteria they use. Not that I'm complaining.

2. You know, it really doesn't hurt that much. The first time is the worst. After that, it is much easier. I have even fallen asleep a few times.

3. I do it for me, not for anyone else. Definitely not for men, who -- well, I was going to say who never get to see that area, but several do, they just don't get to touch. And I don't do it for other women or for the Lovely Lady T, who prefers it bushy. I just think that mine is more attractive with a Brazilian wax. Your mileage may vary. Other pussies might look better au natural or with a weed whacker.

4. Interesting that some folks seem to make moral or other inappropriate observations/determinations on what is wholly an aesthetic choice. I find the "looking like a pre-pubescent child" comments to be morality statements, since waxed adult vulvas do not, in my opinion, look at all like a child's.
Dana Dangerous
June 25, 2009 04:31 PM
Get rid of the landing strip.
Sandra Stephens
June 25, 2009 05:02 PM
I could write volumes about what I love about vaginas and Dana's in particular. :-)

Yes, natural is my preference. I could get lost down there.....

Vulvas are also very lovely to me for a variety of reason, so I also like the sight/feel/touch of a completely naked one. Damn, now I'm thinking about nothing but vaginas....
LovelyLadyT .
June 25, 2009 05:33 PM
that vid cracked me up Dana
tr ig
June 25, 2009 05:48 PM
Awwwww geeesh....this makes me uncomfortable but I sure do like the results on my wife. It's so much more fun to go down on here bare.
Walter Blevins
June 25, 2009 05:50 PM
I too see an ad with lots of trees with lots of leaves... funny.
Sally Swift
June 25, 2009 05:56 PM
'I find the "looking like a pre-pubescent child" comments to be morality statements, since waxed adult vulvas do not, in my opinion, look at all like a child's.'

One thing about surfing, we discovered Brazil back in the 60s. This argument has been coming up ever since and it always really bothered me as it implies the worst, particularly in men, while it supplies the best (for many) fully adult sex. Anyone mistaking a fully developed woman for a child is probably fixated. Well put.
Oahusurfer
June 25, 2009 06:25 PM
because you're part of the arms race that drives women to sacrifice so much time and effort to their appearances. today, there is your post, the post challenging us to farrah our hair and they're both on the cover with flw's post about the supreme court case where they strip searched a 13-year old girl.

face it, that's one reason why people make the connection today. it's like the cover theme today. our bodies, ourselves, naked, teased and stripped, even when we're not into it.
bstrangely
June 25, 2009 06:48 PM
I don't know, I kind of like playing cricket.
ocularnervosa
June 25, 2009 08:02 PM
I'll say it right now: I like bush.

And I kinda wanna marry the woman who told me to "dread that shit."
iambu
August 04, 2009 03:21 PM