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AUGUST 28, 2009 11:47AM

Nude model arrested at the Met. TWO NUDE PHOTOS!!

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http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/regionalnews/pp_20090827_naked_at_the_museum/photo01.jpg

 From the NY Post: http://www.nypost.com/seven/08272009/news/regionalnews/mets_nude_bust_186681.htm

Quick!  Cover the statues of Venus de Milo and Lady Godiva!

Nudity has been a staple of the visual arts since time began, but apparently the real thing is still too much for some people to handle. On Wednesday, a nude model was arrested after posing for a photo shoot at the NY Metropolitan Museum of Art. She was posing naked for a photographer in full view of visitors at a gallery in the museum's arms and armor department.

http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/regionalnews/pp_20090827_naked_at_the_museum/photo02.jpg

The model has been charged with two crimes: endangering the welfare of a minor and public lewdness, according to her lawyer. There are nude sculptures and paintings all over the museum. It's the height of stupidity accusing a live model of showing the same thing in a house of art. The photo shoot was conducted by Brooklyn-based photographer Zach Hyman.

This story set off my irony alarm. Particularly galling is the charge of endangering the welfare of a minor. In the photos you can see a mother and her son calmly watching the photo shoot. Perhaps they should have arrested the mother, as well. It's stories like this that make me proud to be an American.

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Ummm. This is one of the reasons I have just decided in the last two days to return to school and major in Art History. xox
This story reminds me of the time Attorney General John Ashcroft draped a sheet over the nekkid tit of the nation's official statue of Lady Justice. Thank goodness we have law enforcement to protect us from the psychological damage caused by seeing breasts!
Good for you, Robin. I would love to be able to study art and art history. I'm envious!
Ah, geez. Really?

How totally stupid. I wonder, late a night, when the "common" part of "common sense" departed?
I wanna make a comment about the state with perhaps the highest level of gun control in the entire country being completely opposed to liberty of any kind, and this being a great example of that, but that wouldn't be well received, so I'll just say that I don't really think New York State reflects the values of America, even liberal America, at all anymore, and that we shouldn't pay much attention to what they do up there, except to protest and overturn it when it threatens to spread to other states.
"Help help, Iv'e seen a nude woman!!!"
Oh the world we live in these days.

And speaking of which, I went to the Met and there weren't any nude people wandering around, I want my money back!
I heard aboout this on NPR on the way home yeaterday. Its amazing how in the US nudity is looked at as vulgar.
Dana, I've visited that gallery, which focuses on Medieval armor, many times. However, clearly my timing was way off since I missed out on the model wearing zero armor! Personally, I would have chosen the larger gallery with the Temple of Dendur to use as a backdrop for this escapade.
Verrryyy interesting...
However, perhaps it would have made more of a statement had she been next to a nude painting or sculpture. I can see the mother and her son in the photos above and I am sure they weren't expecting nudity in the medieval gallery. Wouldn't have bothered me any, but I'm just saying...
;-)
I suppose live, nude woman is more dangerous than woman-made-of-stone or woman-made-of-paint.

On the bright side, the photographs of her, once developed, will be admissible to the museum.
I guess you can only be publicly nude if you're made of stone.
I heard this one already, but fail to see the charge. NY is my favorite, the most "European" like city. The crimes committed in it, and against it defy the critical thought process in my head. Great Post, rated
Seriously? Endangering the welfare of a minor? We really have some archaic laws.

So was the photographer arrested for anything? I would have thought that you would need a permit to take photos in the museum in the first place and that if they didn't have clearance for that - this would just as big of an offense.

But then again, I just saw a naked woman in the mirror when I got out of the shower, so maybe, then again, I can see their point! Oh the humanity!
Dana, the kid with his Mother will have a great story to tell his buddies, and the Mother will have some great gossip over coffee with her friends. Wheres the harm!!
Great Stuff~~Rated~~
Dana,
That's a semi-myth. Previous attorney generals did the exact same thing (cover the statue, but they did it with rental curtains). The thing is, only conservative attorney generals were photographed from wierd angles (with the photographers almost lying on the floor) so that the tit of Lady Justice would appear on the AG's shoulder. Ashcroft had the curtains bought, because they were renting them. The bought curtains cost about the same as 4 rentals. The curtains cost $8k, and the rentals were about $2k apiece.
I was at an art museum when I saw (out of the corner of my eye) a couple making out. Very very slowly. I stopped...and realized that it was a live, public art piece. The couple, fully clothed, were ever so slowly touching and kissing each other. I was disturbed by the fact that I was uncomfortable. I was raised to be Britishly prudish, but I like to think of myself as open-minded. It was a great art piece and I am glad to have seen it.

So...nudity in an art museum? I don't see how someone can be arrested for that. It's just silly.
I would love to see Nancy Pelosi naked....test to see if I could get a boner....if I could then I wouldn't use Viagra.
And while the cops were arresting that babe, someone's car was probably being broken into down the block and no one will get caught.

But I sure would have loved to have been there!
Breast are tools of communist oppression. Or something like that.

I love the posture of both the boy and his (presumed) mother. So casual that they looked bored. You can almost read their thoughts. "Meh, when are the naked lady and photographer going to do something interesting?"
isn't it also a little ironic that her ass is pixelated in images in the post? I know you wouldn't have done that Dana, but that dorsal view seems fairly benign to me. apparently the NYPost didn't have its irony meter registering? (I hate the damn popups on the NYPost that circumvent my popup blocker btw.)
No way would I have pixelated her ass. I posted a photo of my own ass with nary a modesty pixel, so anyone else's tush I post will be in its full glory, so much as is possible.

And the NY Post has a slideshow of various "dance" positions the woman is in and [gasp!] you can see the side of her breast in two of them. But her ass crack had to be pixelated for some reason that completely escapes me.
I managed to see that dorsal view of yours Dana before you took it down (I think you took it down, haven't done a search for it) and it was indeed glorious.
@Incandescent: Good points.

I think we should make nudity legal, but outlaw penises. Somehow, I'm guessing I won't have much support for that latter part. :-D

I would, though, like to see nudity made legal, but sexual predation punishment made even more draconian. In fact, not only would I like to see nudity legalized, I am in favor of National Naked Day!

On National Naked Day, everyone has to go around naked. To work, to school, to the grocery store...wherever. That's the rule. And if you call in "sick," well, you just have to come to work naked the following day, when everyone else will have their clothes on. So, there!

Of course, we'd have to do it in summer. It would really suck in January, in some parts of the country.

National Naked Day would help the economy and the cost of health care, as I can foresee the diet and exercise industries doing a booming business in the months before NND, and people losing weight, eating healthy, exercising and getting healthier to look their best on the Day. And maybe we'd learn to get over this ridiculous body shame that Americans have. Win/win.

Who's with me? :-D
the controversial photographer zach hyman is all over the place lately in interviews etc.. its his publicity stunt done with multiple models I believe, he also likes the subway... he's really cruisin for a bruisin, I bet they will arrest him pretty soon... the ny police dont seem to have caught onto him yet or maybe the prosecutor thinks it would be bad publicity??
Yes, finally Z. Hymen is busted.
Yes, being naked is a criminal act, does that not make every last one of us criminal? We are in fact born naked in a public place, for the most part we in fact, bathe nude in homes where minor children may be present. I urge everyone to march down to their local police station and turn themselves in for this sickening lewd behavior.
Gee Dana, it occurs to me that if it was held in January there would be very little penis to offend anyone, shrinkage you know.
Oh, god, haven't got any real crimes to worry about?
I am so glad there are laws to protect me and my children from nude women. I feel so much safer knowing I will not encounter one nude women at the grocery store or the local shopping mall. Thank you!

On another subject: I would like to invite you to write about Art...why do we create art, do some arts forms become obsolete (not relevant to our century) can "serious" art ever be taken seriously by Pop culture---and who decides which art is too arty for Pop culture? I would like to invite you to leave your comments on my blog: http://open.salon.com/blog/berrycomposer

best wishes, Chuck