I wish we could have forgiven each other
Before you were murdered.
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Dana Dangerous
- Location
- California, USA
- Birthday
- April 04
- Bio
- Dana is a six-foot, blonde, busty, liberal, lesbian lawyer, just like everyone else in L.A. ***
One morning in 1973, she awoke on a park bench in a strange city, with no shoes. Finding herself in Southern California, she wandered the beaches of Santa Monica surviving on fish entrails and eeking out a meager living selling caricatures of Republican political figures, which she carved from tar balls that washed ashore from the many nearby offshore oil rigs. ***
Ms. Dana got her start in politics when she landed a job as personal dominatrix to G. Gordon Liddy. That served as a springboard to her career in show business, and for the following six years, Ms. Dana could be seen performing eight shows a week in the back room of the Hwy 69 Truck Stop in Petaluma, California. It was there, during one of her midnight binge-and-purge sessions, that she developed her famous theories in socio-political philosophy. ***
Currently, Ms. Dana spends her days jetting around the globe in wild shopping sprees and trying to avoid the many paparazzi who constantly pursue her. A major motion picture about her life is currently in production and scheduled for a Christmas release, starring Angelina Jolie as Dana and Danny DeVito as her longtime illicit lover, Squeaky. *** Commanding annual blog earnings well into eight figures, Ms. Dana has the commercial clout to write her own biographies which appear, unedited, in prestigious publications around the world.
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Run To Be...
October 24, 2011 10:40AM - It's Time for Hillary Clinton
to Run for President
September 16, 2011 10:29AM - Dear Salon: Shut Up, Shut Up,
Shut the F*ck Up!!
April 27, 2011 06:22PM - It's time to take some pride
in gay pride!
April 18, 2011 03:07PM - Obama Continues to Dissappoint
September 01, 2010 01:37AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
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dating woman who can say she
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I…”
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honest piece. It's too bad
people have
to shit on you for
i…”
October 24, 2011 12:15PM - “Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
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October 24, 2011 11:43AM - “When asked to finish the
sentence, "I am _________," I
always
put "…”
October 24, 2011 10:44AM
Joan Wilder
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Zing
Danni California
Graham Sale
Salon.com
Comments
reminds me of an old movie "emanuelle"
hey I like your new hairstyle. makes you look a little less scary. but yeeks man, now Im scared even more
Rated painfully.
I also posted this one today: http://open.salon.com/blog/dana_douglas/2009/09/05/all_that_glitters. It has a lower ew factor. ;-)
Great for your rep Dana... rated
Before you were murdered, Father Geoghan.
And yet, what I spent my time struggling to find was not the perfect photo, but with the word that ended up being "murdered." Guess I shoulda spent more time picking a photo. :(
Enough depressing stuff going on on OS already.
loved the photo. just scary enough. my first response to seeing it was as I posted above: ow.
the little story made me laugh. love it too but in a different way.
I saw it as two different stories.
I've gotta say, though, the picture will take one's breath away.
forgiven each other before
you were murdered.
That's quite a haiku you have there. Rated for the hooky things.
:)
A photo and twelve words.
Awesome. Inspiring. Devastating. Brilliant.
now look what you've become
a chinese takeout