Dana Dangerous
- Location
- California, USA
- Birthday
- April 04
- Bio
- Dana is a six-foot, blonde, busty, liberal, lesbian lawyer, just like everyone else in L.A. ***
One morning in 1973, she awoke on a park bench in a strange city, with no shoes. Finding herself in Southern California, she wandered the beaches of Santa Monica surviving on fish entrails and eeking out a meager living selling caricatures of Republican political figures, which she carved from tar balls that washed ashore from the many nearby offshore oil rigs. ***
Ms. Dana got her start in politics when she landed a job as personal dominatrix to G. Gordon Liddy. That served as a springboard to her career in show business, and for the following six years, Ms. Dana could be seen performing eight shows a week in the back room of the Hwy 69 Truck Stop in Petaluma, California. It was there, during one of her midnight binge-and-purge sessions, that she developed her famous theories in socio-political philosophy. ***
Currently, Ms. Dana spends her days jetting around the globe in wild shopping sprees and trying to avoid the many paparazzi who constantly pursue her. A major motion picture about her life is currently in production and scheduled for a Christmas release, starring Angelina Jolie as Dana and Danny DeVito as her longtime illicit lover, Squeaky. *** Commanding annual blog earnings well into eight figures, Ms. Dana has the commercial clout to write her own biographies which appear, unedited, in prestigious publications around the world.
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Run To Be...
October 24, 2011 10:40AM - It's Time for Hillary Clinton
to Run for President
September 16, 2011 10:29AM - Dear Salon: Shut Up, Shut Up,
Shut the F*ck Up!!
April 27, 2011 06:22PM - It's time to take some pride
in gay pride!
April 18, 2011 03:07PM - Obama Continues to Dissappoint
September 01, 2010 01:37AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “It is the very rare
dating woman who can say she
has never
had unprotected sex.
I…”
October 24, 2011 01:49PM - “Trig, I only change
printer ink for girls.”
October 24, 2011 01:32PM - “Thank you for such an
honest piece. It's too bad
people have
to shit on you for
i…”
October 24, 2011 12:15PM - “Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Trig!”
October 24, 2011 11:43AM - “When asked to finish the
sentence, "I am _________," I
always
put "…”
October 24, 2011 10:44AM
Dana Dangerous's Links
October 24, 2011 01:49PM
“It is the very rare dating woman who can say she has never had unprotected sex. I don't think there is any moral judgment to make here. And Plan B is a…”
About: My Tiny Hypocrisy: I Don't Always Use Birth Control
“It is the very rare dating woman who can say she has never had unprotected sex. I don't think there is any moral judgment to make here. And Plan B is a…”
About: My Tiny Hypocrisy: I Don't Always Use Birth Control
October 24, 2011 12:15PM
“Thank you for such an honest piece. It's too bad people have to shit on you for it. I enjoyed it, and saw a bit of my own history in there. Brava.”
About: My Tiny Hypocrisy: I Don't Always Use Birth Control
“Thank you for such an honest piece. It's too bad people have to shit on you for it. I enjoyed it, and saw a bit of my own history in there. Brava.”
About: My Tiny Hypocrisy: I Don't Always Use Birth Control
October 24, 2011 10:44AM
“When asked to finish the sentence, "I am _________," I always put "a runner." I am and have been many things. But before lawyer, be…”
About: I Run To Be...
“When asked to finish the sentence, "I am _________," I always put "a runner." I am and have been many things. But before lawyer, be…”
About: I Run To Be...
September 24, 2011 06:03PM
“yekdeli: Yes, you are indeed full of mean-spirited and bitter snark. Begrudging a young woman an adventure when she becomes frustrated with the daily g…”
About: Into Africa
“yekdeli: Yes, you are indeed full of mean-spirited and bitter snark. Begrudging a young woman an adventure when she becomes frustrated with the daily g…”
About: Into Africa
September 16, 2011 11:52AM
“Rat, agreeing with me is a sure sign you've gone 'round the bend. Sorry to hear about the passing of your brain cells. I'll send flowers.”
About: It's Time for Hillary Clinton to Run for President
“Rat, agreeing with me is a sure sign you've gone 'round the bend. Sorry to hear about the passing of your brain cells. I'll send flowers.”
About: It's Time for Hillary Clinton to Run for President
September 16, 2011 11:49AM
“Libby, where you see gamesmanship I see political savvy. Where you see collusion I see moderation. She is no doubt a moderate, corporate Democrat, but…”
About: It's Time for Hillary Clinton to Run for President
“Libby, where you see gamesmanship I see political savvy. Where you see collusion I see moderation. She is no doubt a moderate, corporate Democrat, but…”
About: It's Time for Hillary Clinton to Run for President
September 16, 2011 10:31AM
“And I should add that it's time for Obama to announce that he will not seek a second term. Do it in time to clear the way, and allow a real Democrat t…”
About: It's Time for Hillary Clinton to Run for President
“And I should add that it's time for Obama to announce that he will not seek a second term. Do it in time to clear the way, and allow a real Democrat t…”
About: It's Time for Hillary Clinton to Run for President
September 05, 2011 11:45AM
“And at Nordie's the hot new item is the "Mommy's Little Pole Dancer" tee in "not going back to school" fall colors!”
About: “Too Pretty To Do Homework?”
“And at Nordie's the hot new item is the "Mommy's Little Pole Dancer" tee in "not going back to school" fall colors!”
About: “Too Pretty To Do Homework?”
April 27, 2011 06:23PM
“In case anyone is wondering, I am as liberal as they come. I'm just weary of the onslaught of blinding flak.”
About: Dear Salon: Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut the F*ck Up!!
“In case anyone is wondering, I am as liberal as they come. I'm just weary of the onslaught of blinding flak.”
About: Dear Salon: Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut the F*ck Up!!
April 22, 2011 11:34AM
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
April 22, 2011 11:34AM
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
April 22, 2011 11:34AM
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
April 22, 2011 11:34AM
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
April 22, 2011 11:34AM
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
“AOG, of course they should accept us. The question is how do you get them to? My method is to show them how much like them we are, how valuable to soc…”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
April 18, 2011 08:32PM
“Chef, that one was a little too obscure for me. Sorry.”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
“Chef, that one was a little too obscure for me. Sorry.”
About: It's time to take some pride in gay pride!
September 01, 2010 11:10AM
“But wouldn't it be nice if he'd take that money and built an IT superhighway, invest in clean energy jobs by the thousands, repair our national highway…”
About: Obama Continues to Dissappoint
“But wouldn't it be nice if he'd take that money and built an IT superhighway, invest in clean energy jobs by the thousands, repair our national highway…”
About: Obama Continues to Dissappoint
September 01, 2010 11:10AM
“But wouldn't it be nice if he'd take that money and built an IT superhighway, invest in clean energy jobs by the thousands, repair our national highway…”
About: Obama Continues to Dissappoint
“But wouldn't it be nice if he'd take that money and built an IT superhighway, invest in clean energy jobs by the thousands, repair our national highway…”
About: Obama Continues to Dissappoint
September 01, 2010 11:10AM
“But wouldn't it be nice if he'd take that money and built an IT superhighway, invest in clean energy jobs by the thousands, repair our national highway…”
About: Obama Continues to Dissappoint
“But wouldn't it be nice if he'd take that money and built an IT superhighway, invest in clean energy jobs by the thousands, repair our national highway…”
About: Obama Continues to Dissappoint
March 31, 2010 09:46AM
“Clearly, Republicans don't suddenly approve of cop killing. But this illustrates the extent to which they have incited the whackaloons, and that a gen…”
About: Then and Now: Republicans on Cop-Killing
“Clearly, Republicans don't suddenly approve of cop killing. But this illustrates the extent to which they have incited the whackaloons, and that a gen…”
About: Then and Now: Republicans on Cop-Killing
Joan Wilder
Jeve (aka John and Steve)
Cassandra Berg
Zing
Danni California
Graham Sale
Salon.com