Dana Dangerous
- Location
- California, USA
- Birthday
- April 04
- Bio
- Dana is a six-foot, blonde, busty, liberal, lesbian lawyer, just like everyone else in L.A. ***
One morning in 1973, she awoke on a park bench in a strange city, with no shoes. Finding herself in Southern California, she wandered the beaches of Santa Monica surviving on fish entrails and eeking out a meager living selling caricatures of Republican political figures, which she carved from tar balls that washed ashore from the many nearby offshore oil rigs. ***
Ms. Dana got her start in politics when she landed a job as personal dominatrix to G. Gordon Liddy. That served as a springboard to her career in show business, and for the following six years, Ms. Dana could be seen performing eight shows a week in the back room of the Hwy 69 Truck Stop in Petaluma, California. It was there, during one of her midnight binge-and-purge sessions, that she developed her famous theories in socio-political philosophy. ***
Currently, Ms. Dana spends her days jetting around the globe in wild shopping sprees and trying to avoid the many paparazzi who constantly pursue her. A major motion picture about her life is currently in production and scheduled for a Christmas release, starring Angelina Jolie as Dana and Danny DeVito as her longtime illicit lover, Squeaky. *** Commanding annual blog earnings well into eight figures, Ms. Dana has the commercial clout to write her own biographies which appear, unedited, in prestigious publications around the world.
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Run To Be...
October 24, 2011 10:40AM - It's Time for Hillary Clinton
to Run for President
September 16, 2011 10:29AM - Dear Salon: Shut Up, Shut Up,
Shut the F*ck Up!!
April 27, 2011 06:22PM - It's time to take some pride
in gay pride!
April 18, 2011 03:07PM - Obama Continues to Dissappoint
September 01, 2010 01:37AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “It is the very rare
dating woman who can say she
has never
had unprotected sex.
I…”
October 24, 2011 01:49PM - “Trig, I only change
printer ink for girls.”
October 24, 2011 01:32PM - “Thank you for such an
honest piece. It's too bad
people have
to shit on you for
i…”
October 24, 2011 12:15PM - “Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Trig!”
October 24, 2011 11:43AM - “When asked to finish the
sentence, "I am _________," I
always
put "…”
October 24, 2011 10:44AM
Dana Dangerous's Links
As a regular receiver of Brazilian waxes, I thought I would share this video with you.
I love these women! And like one woman said, the first time I got a Brazilian wax, I couldn't keep my hands off myself. I loved how smooth it felt, and I like… Read full post »
First I just want to say that there are few things in life more painful than having parents disown you. Parents, after all, are supposed to love you unconditionally – that's the contract they signed when they had you. And it's the deepest of betrayals – much worse than what… Read full post »
I have been in a monogamous, loving relationship for 22 years. Yet the Lovely Lady T and I cannot now marry. We cannot enjoy the rights that 18,000 other same-sex California couples enjoy.
Why? Because we didn't get in under the wire. For reasons I won't go into, we were not… Read full post »
[UPDATED BELOW]
Eight minutes ago, the California Supreme Court upheld Proposition 8, the consitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. Prop 8 was put on the 2008 ballot in the wake of the same court's decision allowing same sex marriage in California.
During the time same sex marriage was… Read full post »
My boobs. There they were, gleaming in the morning sun, leaping up and down in the unrestrained joy of their sudden freedom
There they were, laughing at me, mocking me, and stealing the power of speech from the man running next to me.… Read full post »
According to the Associated Press today, Sen. Arlen Specter (R) of Pennsylvania, will announce later today or tomorrow that he is switching parties and will become a Democrat.
This is in the wake of his losing support among conservatives in his state. But a growing chorus of Penns… Read full post »
She was two the first time he touched her there. Daddy had been dressing her. When he had everything off her, he picked her up and slid her down his bare body. He did it slowly and earnestly. The walls were an oily off-white, and there… Read full post »
1927-1933 Chart of Pompous Prognosticators
Chart locations are an approximate indication only
- "We will not have any more crashes in our time."
- John Maynard Keynes in 1927 - "I cannot help but raise a dissenting voice to statements that we are living in a fool's paradise, and/ … Read full post »
And now for a brief interlude from politics.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!!!!That, Dear Readers, is the soothing sound of smoothness in the girliest of all girl parts. Mm, hmmm. Of course, that smoothness follows a slight burning sensation. And a little redness. … Read full post »
“Those are so fake!” my girlfriend, the Lovely Lady T, hollered above the pounding music, loud enough for the dancer five feet away to hear. I gazed at the breasts she was pointing to, and stopped breathing. Oh.My.God. The boobs in question b/
… Read full post » 
I fear that our entire political process is in unprecedented danger of turning six.
When the Founding Fathers created this Grand Experiment that we all love so dearly, they were serious men grappling with serious issues. They endeavored to create a political process whereby t… Read full post »
Since at least 1960, and perhaps even farther back, America has almost always elected the better-looking of the two presidential candidates. There have been a couple of possible exceptions, but those have had exceptional circumstances (e.g., LBJ benefitted from the Kennedy factor in 1964).
Can… Read full post »
When it comes to fixing things, I'm helpless. I admit it. If I need a screwdriver I grab a butter knife, and for a hammer I use an old shoe. My feminist friends have lost all faith in me. So it is not without a… Read full post »
We've all heard the call, "What does Hillary want?" ever since Obama pulled ahead in the primaries, and as the convention approaches the chorus is growing. Well, now I'm going to turn it around and put the burden on Senator Clinton. What do YOU, the Great Salon Unwashed, want… Read full post »
In an excellent Open Salon article, Jay Rosen talks about the press' reluctance to do real reporting and inform the public when one candidate's campaign is substantially more deceitful than the other's. Rosen points out what a problem the "he said/she said" reporting by the MSM has be… Read full post »
The newest rumor floated by the McCain campaign -- that McCain will make a "surprise announcement" that he will serve only one term as president -- is drawing lots of buzz, most of it negative. The almost universal conclusion is that such an announcement would be a… Read full post »
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