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Daniel Rigney

Daniel Rigney
Location
New Texas, USA
Birthday
August 01
Title
free-range writer
Bio
In this writing workshop I'm exploring various short forms, often from a comic angle. My interests include politics and culture; the human comedy; old and new media; social theory and urban ethnography; the commercialization and tabloidization of everything; Unitarianism (UU); coffee; and writing (sorry, I mean providing content). Turtle stamp is from Tandy Leather. Interested in republishing a piece? Contact drigney3@gmail.com.

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FEBRUARY 14, 2012 12:46AM

Nine Possible Future Headlines

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Nine Possible Future Headlines 

By Daniel Rigney

 

Exxon-Mobil Declares Religious Objection to Contraception

Brokered G.O.P. Convention Nominates Koch Brothers

New Law Prohibits Historically Inevitable Santorum Puns

South Carolina Secedes from ‘Too Liberal’ Confederacy

Rick Perry Elected President of South Carolina

Al-Qaeda Declares War on Agnosticism

Romney Wears Faded Jeans to Give Campaign ‘Common Touch’

Houston Astros Renamed Houston Carbons

Budweiser Wins Daytona 500 Following 10-Car Pileup

 

 

 

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houston astros, possible headlines, budweiser + daytona 500, houston carbons, al-qaeda + agnosticism, rick perry + president, united states of south carolina, brokered + koch, santorum puns, romney + jeans, danagram, daniel rigney, future headlines, contraception + santorum, exxon-mobil

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Snicker. The Houston Carbons. I think you've gotta have lived there to find that funny. So I do!
Laura Deurmyer
February 14, 2012 10:01 AM