So I just sent this note to Magpie's teacher:

Dear Ms. M,

I thought I'd better warn you that Maggie is avoiding going to the bathroom near your room because she firmly believes it be haunted by the school ghost. It only haunts the girls' bathroom, and only the one near your room. It's a MEAN ghost, and apparently it writes things on the bathroom door in BLOOD. So be careful!

We tried to convince her otherwise, but Emily and Madison told her it was true, and whom would you believe? Your parents or Emily and Madison? Besides, Madison has been haunted THREE TIMES. And Emily saw a CLOUD OF DUST in the gym once.

I hope the hauntings aren't causing any problems. I reminded Maggie to please use the restroom, even if she waits to go at lunchtime (she claims she didn't go all day yesterday). And I thought you might enjoy a laugh!

Have a good day. Don't get haunted.

- Dancy

P.S. You know the art teacher? The one who was there before Mr. O? She went up to the attic once and was NEVER SEEN AGAIN.