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An expanded paperback edition of my book COLUMBINE came out March 1, 2010. Links to the book and my bio below: http://www.davecullen.com/columbine.htm

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FEBRUARY 11, 2009 12:18PM

"Important" show starts on Comedy Central tonight

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Demetri Martin was one of the funniest correspondents The Daily Show has had in a long time. (Which is saying a lot.)

He was the Senior Youth Correspondent, presenting hand-scrawed flip charts in segments called "Trendspotting" and then "Professional Important News with Demetri Martin." 

His new show starts tonight on Comedy Central after South Park. Times and more info.

He does flow charts and graps like a potential girlfriends hotness graphed against having to hear more about her damn cat. (And state shapes: it turns out that the more irregular the shape of the state, the more interesting it is to live there.)

His  one-night special, "Demetri Martin. Person." was intermittently brilliant. (A drunk driver is dangerous, we all know that, but so can a backseat driver, if he's persuasive . . . )

Lots of video of him here. Pretty clever stuff in this one:

 

"I think statues are wonderful. They show us what great people would look like . . .  if birds shit all over them." Hehehe. With pictures and drawings.

There, I wrecked one for you. Spoiler alert, ruining one more, for those too lazy to watch the youtube (I mean too pressed for time):

" 'Sort of' is a harmless thing to say. Sort of--it's just a filler; it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after 'I love you.' . . . Or 'You're going to live.' . . . Or 'It's a boy!'")

I sure hope the new show works. Could be a dismal failure. Sometimes extending clever bits into a half-hour show fails miserably. Most do. And they are adding acted-out scenes. Maybe.

I'm ever faithful. Definitely worth trying out tonight. Could be my new favorite show tomorrow. 

Demetri Martin for his Important Things show

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I watch way too much TV but I'm going to watch this tonight. I hope it's good.
Definitely worth half an hour.

Could be the best new show in ages. Or not.
I love this guy! Didn't Comedy Central have a web show of his for a while? Someone sent me a link a few years ago. Very funny.
check out the stuttering b batteries. (2:31 into the video above that show batteries on the still.)

more spoilers (typed from memory): cotton balls are an example of something i'd like to purchase, but not have for a nickname. . . . this summer, at a party, i learned the small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.
Looks like a good show i'm sure it would go far.Thanks for the post!!!
OK, I'm now a fan. thanks for calling attention to this - great!
I'll check it out. It sounds good.
This could work for me......thanks for the heads up!
Thanks. I will definitely watch.
he's such a clever guy.

i wonder if that pic at the bottom would seem funny to me or just stupid if i didn't know his stuff. anyone who didn't know him want to chime in on that?
as someone in (or at least on the fringes) of the comedy biz, i really hope this show succeeds--he has one of the most inventive minds doing standup right now
Thanks, Dave. I've seen one or two of Demetri's bits, and he is damn funny.

Will be on the lookout tonight.

Thumbed for public service.
i try to serve the public. (with tips like, "Don't put your hand in that pirana bowl!" hahaha.
Yes! He’s hysterical in that subtle, catches-up-to-you way. Thanks for the heads-up
No cable in our house, unfortunately, so I'll have to wait for clips of his new show to proliferate online.

From what I've read here, he sounds like a younger, darker-- and more visual-- Steven Wright. (?)
Thanks, everyone.

Hey, if you're registered with Digg, hit the Digg button. It's already set up, you just need to register a vote.
Been waiting almost a month for it! Yeah... maybe a bit too much TV.
Peece! DJ
Just finished watching it good show cant wait till the next
Heard this guy interviewed on Fresh Air on NPR. Funny guy. And smart.
Those were hilarious. I'll check it out.
I am in love with this show. Demetri is HIlarious! You should post a video of the skit when he's turning an improper fraction into a REALLY improper fraction. HaHaHaHa....it's sooooo funny it hurts 2 laugh