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David Price

David Price
Location
Denver, Colorado, USA
Birthday
August 15
Title
Writer-Poet
Company
The Company

MY RECENT POSTS

JANUARY 6, 2011 12:21AM

10 Predictions for 2011

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1) For Centuries to come, years will pass

2) Tiger Woods will master his stroke and dominate his sport once again.

3) After fervent prayer to… Read full post »

JANUARY 4, 2011 11:19PM

It's O'Bama

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Tis true that Barrack (Barry) O’Bama was not born in the United States, but the truth be known, he was born in Dublin, Ireland in 1961, the son of Liam O’Bama, a barkeep by trade who never settled… Read full post »

JANUARY 3, 2011 8:51PM

Denier

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Saturday night while eating a vegetable laden pizza at a fluorescent light
pizzeria in the Tabor Center, I was called a “denier.”  This was for the sin of
doubting global warming and I do have serious doubts.  I have noticed… Read full post »

JANUARY 3, 2011 12:08AM

10 Signs You're Getting Older

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1)  You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

2)  When you go to the music store, the CD you want is $3.95.

3)  You… Read full post »

JANUARY 1, 2011 11:17PM

Sunday's Catholic Joke

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DECEMBER 30, 2010 10:12PM

Writer's Block

I try to post every day which means we can rule out the great American novel on my blog along with a number of other things, say the Pulitzer.

First, I need a catchy title.  The best ones come from the National Enquirer such as Baby Born Wearing Egyptian Ring or… Read full post »

DECEMBER 29, 2010 6:07PM

Miss Landers, MD

Miss Landers

TV Land

I am a graduate of the class of the mid sixties that received the highest S.A.T. scores of record.  We were and are an exceptional lot and we owe a great deal of this to our teachers who were mostly women, particularly in grade school, who were… Read full post »

DECEMBER 28, 2010 10:53PM

The Mike Tyson Club

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My brother and I founded the Joe Frazier Club over twenty five years ago.  Since Joe is getting a little long in the tooth, we have renamed it the Mike Tyson Club to be current and because he is the last heavyweight champion anyone can… Read full post »

DECEMBER 27, 2010 10:57PM

One Brick

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Winston Churchill said that if a man is not a liberal when he is young, he has no heart and if he is not a conservative after fifty, he has no brain.

I am a liberal but it has been tempered with experience and common realization since… Read full post »

DECEMBER 26, 2010 11:27PM

Obama's Dynamite Year

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The past year as been the most successful year for liberals at the federal level since 1964 when Lyndon Johnson signed into legislation The Civil Rights Act of 1964 and a good deal of the Great Society which would come to include Medicare, Head Start, Medicaid and… Read full post »

DECEMBER 26, 2010 12:36AM

Sunday's Catholic Joke

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An Irish carpenter goes to confession.  The priest asks when his last confession was and the carpenter says, "tirty or forty years ago."

"That is a long time," the priest replies, "Do you have anything… Read full post »

DECEMBER 23, 2010 10:36PM

Sad, Sad News

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Gunned Downed by a fearful home owner under Colorado's, "Make My Day Law," which allows homeowners the right to use lethal force if they find… Read full post »

DECEMBER 23, 2010 10:23AM

Saran Wrap as a Condom?

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If you don’t have a condom, Saran Wrap is handy and convenient and is almost always around the house, yours or anyone else’s.  I realize the proper name is plastic wrap but I call it Saran Wrap as I refer to all facial… Read full post »

DECEMBER 22, 2010 6:55PM

When the Going Gets Weird

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Hunter thompson

 Hunter Thompson

 Alfredo Duran

I don’t know if you have ever been invited to leave but I have to
many varied places.  I’m not talking about being ‘86ed from a bar (although that has happened too) but I mean invited to leave the/… Read full post »

DECEMBER 20, 2010 10:45PM

How to Avoid Mr. Dickwrench

Mr Dickwrench

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Everybody has been screwed at every level of the car industry.  The dealers sell five hundred cars a year and you buy one every seven years.  Rule of thumb, try to leave the lot at the sticker price.  That’s crazy, you say.  No,… Read full post »

DECEMBER 20, 2010 1:17AM

Ratings Whore

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First of all, I am a rating’s whore.  If I come to your website, I’m going to rate it even if I only read one sentence. 

Often, I check out favorites and it isn’t unusual for an OS blogger to have forty or fifty favorites.  The thing… Read full post »

DECEMBER 19, 2010 12:50AM

Why I am no longer a Socialist

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I was a socialist as a young man and am not now, not because I am in love with capitalism but because it does exactly what it is named, it generates capital better than any other system. It is clearly an unfair system and while… Read full post »

DECEMBER 16, 2010 11:00PM

The Dead Pool

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At the end of every year my friends and I put ten dollars each into a pool
and enter our list to the President of our Death Pool Club.  It is very simple.  The person who correctly predicts the most deaths occurring in 2011 gets all/… Read full post »

DECEMBER 15, 2010 10:48PM

Are Corporations Persons?

 

Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad Company, (1886) was a United States Supreme Court case dealing with taxation of railroad properties. The case is most notable for the obiter dictum statement that corporations are entitled to protection under the Fourteenth Amendment.  T… Read full post »


It has come to my mind that a certain group of people need to be thinned the way, say elk herds are thinned.  This would be gun nuts, hunters, paramilitary types and fellow travelers.

First, we fence off the Northeast corner of Wyoming, we issue licenses to use the… Read full post »

DECEMBER 14, 2010 5:22PM

Your Horoscope this Week

zodiac

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec – 21

You are in new positive phase. Take note of your intuition. If you know in
your heart that something’s not right, trust your instincts, Beware of mind
games – a power struggle with a loved one cause friction.

Capricorn Dec 22/… Read full post »

DECEMBER 13, 2010 8:09PM

Exclusive Interview with President Obama

Below is an Interview conducted with KUSA of Denver.  This is used with KUSA 9News' permission.  8min.

 

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DECEMBER 12, 2010 11:26PM

An Elvis Legacy...

 

 

Elvis

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Elvis Presley was an ungodly success in more ways than one.  There was his music, his sexual prowess, his knowledge of prescription medication and the discovery in a small café in Reno Nevada, the Nugget.  Elvis was a kind and quirky guy,… Read full post »

DECEMBER 11, 2010 11:26PM

This Recession is Scary

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This recession is frightening.  It is long, dark, deep and worldwide.  All of Europe seems to be on an austerity kick while here we are for stimuli, either spending or cutting taxes.  It is as frightening as the long period between the OPEC embar… Read full post »

DECEMBER 10, 2010 11:52PM

Editor's Pick

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