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FEBRUARY 23, 2009 6:56PM

A letter to Employees From their Employeer

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The following is a letter my uncle sent out to all of his employees and his family members. 

Where as I feel for the business, in my opinion, they are not alone in this economic hardship, everyone is feeling the crunch of these hard times.

I feel however, his email is out of line. Anyone else with any thoughts on it?

ETA: That this is apparently meant partially as  a joke, I really don't see the humor in it myself. Can anyone else help me out with that?

 

There have been some rumblings around the various offices about the future of my companies, and more specifically, your job.
As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country,and the "change" you all wanted from the election of 2009.

However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back-story. This back-story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Audi A 8 outside. You've seen my big home in Jersey for years, until I sold due to property taxes and other "Jersey" add on's. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.

However, what you don't see is the back-story.

I started this company 41 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot below ground apartment for years in Fords,NJ with my wife. My entire living apartment was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of free meals from my mother-in-law, because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a 1965 Mustang, purchased in H.S., with a defective transmission. I didn't have time to "enjoy"  myself. Often times, I hung wallpaper on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.


Meanwhile, my college friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made $30K a year, a lot of money in the 60s, and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. But me, instead of hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the K-Mart or Two Guys extracting any clothing item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 50's. 
These same college friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. A life they could not afford. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had. That all the things that had been sacrificed during my career would be enjoyed when I became 50 or so. I just turned 60 in December.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe my companies every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1-year-old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden the nice house,the summer home in Cape Cod, the Audi A8, and the vacations. You never realize the back-story and the sacrifices I've made. All the things that I missed, all the times I wasn't around when a father was needed. 

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the person that made all the right decisions and saved his money, stayed mentally attuned to the market, have to bailout all the people who didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds. Ask my family!!!
Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:
I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have State taxes, Federal taxes, Property taxes, Sales and Use taxes, Payroll taxes, Workers compensation taxes, Unemployment taxes, and Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a taxman to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a big check to the US Treasury for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada.
Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the person who has provided many people good paying jobs and serves thousands of people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy. More than 50% of my earnings go to support others in the form of taxes.

Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that large check into the Washington black hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now. 
Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. These are the poor who you see with big screen TV's, SUV's and homes much larger than their pay. 

So where am I going with all this?
It's quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple.

I fire you.
I fire your co-workers.
You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future.
Frankly, it isn't my problem any more.
Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire.

You see, I'm done. Just ask my family members around me. I am burned out and disenchanted and disenfranchised.
My motivation to work and to provide jobs has been destroyed.

If you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steam rolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever.You voted for change, guess what, let's just pray you don't get what you want, because there are thousands of John Pattens out there. We have had it...Let the guy standing on the corner hire you...I am sure you will feel good about yourself though, but you children won't.... If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about....
I have sacrificed for it, and have earned it.

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The blame is placed indirectly on Obama and his policies that have not really taken affect yet. Why do people still remain blind to the ravages of the Bush administration? His political point of view should remain private.

I understand the sacrifice.....My father was an employer in the constructions trade....he never shamed any employee for their lifestyle, and he tried very hard to help them realize their hopes and aspirations......in turn, this enriched him, not necessarily in material wealth, but certainly in mind and spirit.

I see the frustration in this letter, but for every alleged lazy, do-nothing employee, there are a dozen loyal, sincere, dedicated employees who actually care about the health of their employer.

He had no business frightening his employees in this way!
Wow! I'd be completely demoralized by this if I were his employee and I'd sure be looking for some kind of way out that door! Such hostility! It all comes from some sort of defensiveness on your uncle's part, but still, the hostility!

I'm with you - I don't see humor, just lots of misery. Poor man and poor employees.
I probably would have moved on from a job with that guy a long time ago. This can't be the first time he's expressed those self serving, self pitying Right Wing attitudes.

Where would he be if he didn't have loyal, hardworking employees who put their livelihood and retirements into his hands? And now, he throws them under the bus like this?

They ought to find some new jobs, then take him up on his ill-conceived threat.

Let him go back to hawking his products from his fancy New Jersey house, by himself, since he thinks that his employees are just a burden and a set of political tools.

It's not only not funny, it's pretty destructive.
The letter writer, uncle or no, is an asshole. A politically ignorant asshole at that.

I'm sure he's been just a JOY to work for.

When somebody's Rush Limbaugh moments start slopping all over employees, it may be time to retire.

I hope he loses his company and what's left of his questionable sanity.

There is no excuse taking out your impotent little political rage on your employees.

Abusive fuckwad.
OK, so after swallowing back the bile, I thought there was something familiar about the whole pathetic anti-worker vomit. So I googled it up.

http://www.rense.com/general84/letter.htm

Either your uncle owns an engineering firm in Wake Forest, or he ripped that sorry little rant off from somebody else.

Which pokes rather a pathetic hole in that whole "self-sufficiency" narrative, doesn't it?

Shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!
Thanks so much to all. I thought maybe I'd missed the joke in this email. I also do not understand why he decided it change someone else's actual letter and pretend that it was his own letter, send it out and call it a joke.
Thanks Verbal Remedy for finding that link for me.
I was shocked to get this email from him and thought it was bad because many of his own family are those of which he speaks in this letter.
I am glad I am not the only one that found no humor in it. I thought it in bad taste considering the hard economic times everyone is going through.
I also want to ad I've looked for it on snopes as well and haven't found it. Has anyone else seen it any where else?
Unc is a weasel, and you can tell him I said. There's nothing humorous about this self-serving, pathetic whine. And where does he get the 50% he paid out in taxes from? Maybe if you include every hidden tax imaginable, but if he's paying 50% of his income in taxes, it's time to hire a new accountant.

If he persists in that lie, remind him that it was another businessman - one far more successful than him , Warren Buffet, who complained that his secretary paid a higher percentage in taxes than he did -- and he wasn't even trying to avoid taxes. I'm gonna take a wild guess that Unc is using every trick in the book for avoiding taxes -- like writing off that Audi A-8 as a company vehicle for starters.

I've run several businesses of my own, and I understand how hard it is and how many hours you are required to put in -- I chalked that up to the price I had to pay for independence. Did I have to work twice as hard for half as much money? Sure -- but who forced me to do that?

Unc ought to be glad that this country has FINALLY awakened from the nightmare of Reaganomics that sold much of the country on the idea of a free lunch -- you could have govt services without taxes. And I'm gonna take another wild guess that Unc voted for Reagan twice and both Bushes twice.

Well, too bad, Unc, now you gotta reap what you sowed. Unfortunately, those of us who knew better are going to have to pay, too.
Oh -- and Unc revealed far more about himself than he wanted to with this:

"I am burned out and disenchanted and disenfranchised."

Well, Unc, given the tone of this putrid rant, it's not hard to imagine why.
Well, the guy who originally wrote this is clearly a mean-spirited, small-minded petty little man. And your uncle, by virtue of finding this "funny" funny enough to send on, falls into that category as well. IMHO, anyway.
And how are you getting your banner to do a slideshow?! That is way cool! :)
That email is disgusting, whether original by your uncle or not. I've seen so many employers who think they've done it all themselves and give no credit to employees at all.

I could pick this apart, piece by piece, for the ignorance contained, but it's not worth it. But this: "More than 50% of my earnings go to support others in the form of taxes." As though taxes collected from the "hard-working employers" are paid directly to others...
I do believe this was intended as ironic satire. The rwiter probably had delusions of Swift and Volatire.

Who could find it funny, I cannot imagine.

There are many people who subscribe to the thoughts expressed, of course. The wrong-headedness of the whole thing is staggering.
First, who wouldn't accept a 50% tax rate for a luxurt home, car , vacation home and the disposable cash to take vacations NOT at the vacation home?
Second, withou taxes, there are precious few literate workers in the long run. What do people who so rant think taxes pay for, anyway?
Third, the writers description of people who found businesses is a common one, but not common in fact. Only 1 in 5 small businesses survives beyond two years, and the figures beyond that don't get substantially rosier. Rather obviously, is the odds were higher, more people would be entrepreneurs. So while self-starter businesses generate most of the new jobs in the country, most people are employed in companies that either huge or which have been passed on to the next (of many) generations of owners.
Fourth, the whole notion that businesses make the economy go is absurd, the wrong end of a chicken-egg dynamic. While it is clever to observe, as Samuel Butler did, that a chicken is simply an egg's way of making another egg, the logic of the statement is rather obviously flawed. Thus, it is the demand for a good that allows business to succeed, and there can be no demand without income. One of the reasons that Henry Ford paid his employees so well was, as he said, to allow them to afford the cars they made. Thus, demand (and the wherwithal to consume) is the sine qua non of market economics -- without them there are no businesses, or at least no business ventures that succeed.

I only went on at such length, because such sentiments must be ruthlessly deconstructed and stomped into nothingness at every opportunity. Their pernicious nature demands it. In fact, my most recent post is another side of the same coin.
Funny it is...I just received this letter yesterday in an e mail
from a friend of mine in Louisiana . I thought it was interesting enough to post for the sake of argument . Miss high and mighty verbal remedy
left me a nasty little comment apparently thinking I had copied
from you.
So where did YOU ACTUALLY get this "letter"?
Rod, it's a chain e-mail. It's getting passed from person to person. Your friend is not a unique snowflake.

Also, I LOL at you deleting your own version of it. I thought you might have been a troll trying too hard, but you're apparently serious.
Trig palin= Rob BLOGojevich?

I suppose you should check to see which account you're logged in on before you post.
I don't think Verbal Remedy was busting me for the email, she was letting me know, it was the senders own original works.
I have since emailed him that link to which he replied he had sent the email to the wrong group in his address books.
he and his friends go through and get these chains and change them to show themselves in it and then pass them back and forth amongst each other, which to him is the joke.
I do not understand why he didn't just say this in the first place, instead of calling me an idiot, because my political views do not match mine.
Thanks to all for commenting and letting me know, that I am not the only one who didn't find humor in it as a satirical piece or otherwise.
D