I've just heard on the BBC that it is possible that "Nessie" the Loch Ness Monster might have died. The cause of death, if death has indeed occurred, could be old age. The question is will we ever know?
Surely producing the body could prove once and for all that Nessie did indeed exist? The eventual confirmation of whether she did or did not seems unlikely.
According to the man from the Loch Ness Monster Society, it is doubtful that the body will ever be found, enormous as it must be, because of the great depth of Loch Ness, which is apparently twice the depth of the North Sea and has a bottom obscured by a deep layer of silt.
I wonder if Fox News will be sending over a team of reporters immediately to get the latest information?
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OEsheepdog--She couldn't get through airport security.
Chuck--I can just imagine her lounging by the pool ordering cocktails in her lovely Scottish brogue.
If we were able to get reasonable about the netting of sea food we might just have another Nessie.
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Wschanz--Thanks for that but it sounds like you have too much factual information for Fox to be interested in interviewing you.
Thoth--Brutally honest!