I never watched LOST till last night. But with all the hype, I felt compelled to tune in. I watched the first half-hour of the recap, then the last hour of the finale.
So, near as I can figure, this is the recap. Correct me if I’m wrong.
A plane crashes near a tropical island.
A bunch of extremely attractive and/or quirky people representing every race and ethnicity are stranded.
They fall in love.
They have babies.
They enter in and out of time warps.
They battle evil and conquer the elements.
They somehow rebuild the plane that crashed and get it to fly, rescuing three stragglers at the last second. Something about battery power.
They reunite at some church.
A cute guy is left behind on the island, injured. Something about fire and water.
He and his dad reunite at the church.
They cry a lot.
All the attractive and quirky people turn out to be dead.
They hug and cry, accompanied by a lot of cheesy music.
Then they smile and enter heaven.