For Monday June 22nd, 2009 release:
Jon and Kate apologized today for accidently causing Hilary Clintons elbow fracture. Jon and Kate and their 8 were in Washington as part of their reality show. They were touring the White House as a family when Clinton was rushing up the steps to a meeting.
"On the way to the White House late this afternoon, Secretary Clinton fell and suffered a right elbow fracture after tripping over 8 children who were mysteriously blocking her way. She was treated at The George Washington University Hospital before heading home," Whitehouse spokesperson Mills noted.
"I am mortified," said Kate, cradling 2 of her brood. "All I wanted was her autograph. People have always told me I remind them of her. Jon idealizes Bill."
"We are hoping she doesn't sue us," said Jon. "I have 8 kids and an impending divorce ["Hi honey!"] and I can't possible afford Mrs. Clinton's surgery bills. I hope she'll find it in her heart to forgive us. And Kate never got her autograph. If she could find it in her heart?"
Mrs. Clinton had no comment as of this morning.
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