Conservative Republican Bill Kristol extorts that you are either “with Brazil” or “with the United States”.  “Where is the Presidents’ Brazilian Flag Pin?” shouts Bill Kristol – spraying the camera lens with spittle.  Kristol actually showed signs of giddiness that Brazil had beaten the bid of the United States to host the Olympic Games.   Kristol queried, “How is it that the President of the United States is so unwilling to join us in proudly wearing a Brazilian Flag pin?”

 Kristol proudly sporting his new colors

In related flag pin news - South Carolina’s Republican Senator Jim DeMint is calling out President Obama for not sharing his love of wearing a Honduran Flag Pin.  Jim DeMint has taken extraordinary measures for a planned trip to Honduras in total defiance of U.S.  policy.  The Senator plans to support the Honduras’ coup-installed president (and possibly score a few boxes of U.S. embargoed Cuban cigars at the same time).  DeMint defiantly states, “If I can’t raise the Confederate Flag over my own home State’s Capitol, I might as well just raise a foreign flag somewhere else” 

No one can say that DeMint is not a True Honduran-Coup Patriot

 In yet more flag news – In a column for Townhall.com, Huckabee supporter and conservative Republican activist, Chuck Norris, has called on fellow tea partiers to quit using the Modern American Flag or, if they feel they must use the 50 star flag, to only use one that has been desecrated with tea stains.  (Apparently, Chuck Norris was not “in the know” that Brazilian and Honduran Flags are now the hot property of the Neo-GOP.)   Norris admits that the idea of 50 stars is just too difficult for the average tea bagger, and recommends using a flag with fewer stars that is more manageable.   

 Too many Stars used for photo backgrounds have proved too confusing for Chuck Norris when he is Tea Bagging