I was walking Bruce the Dog on the Strand this morning when a homeless guy in a sharp-looking, red, Gore-tex jacket jumped up from the pile of dirt he was sleeping on and yelled at nobody in particular, "AHHHHHH! Hillary is taking Jefferson's seat! AHHHH!"
He collapsed, mumbling, "Gonna die." Then he expectorated thickly.
I still haven't completely processed the event.


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