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JANUARY 29, 2009 4:51PM

On the rocks, blended or smeared across the freeway?

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I was reading Wine Enthusiast Magazine's 100 Top Wines issue the other day. (Don't we all?) Of special interest were the goofy "flavors" that the experts use to describe the wines, such as candied pineapple, layers of white currants and dark resin. Wine tasting is a noble endeavor and all but, seriously, could you pick the taste of a white currant out of a multi-colored currant line-up? I don't think so.

Things really got especially wacky in the "Top 50 Spirits" section, with flavors including bacon fat, s'mores, cereal (a bit vague, that one) and oaky vanillin. The best was the list for Los Danzantes Reposado Mezcal, which included "rubber tire, burnt matchstick, road tar and intriguing scents of limestone, charcoal and cigar ash." 

So, apparently, if you were trying to light a cigar while driving on a hot day and got into a wreck, you'd taste a bit like Los Danzantes. I cannot imagine a grosser flavor to put into a margarita.

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I love wine but I've never understood the descriptions. Wine is either good or not good. I might venture into saying it's sweet or dry but that's about as far as I go.

I don't think my palate is very sophisticated. :-)
Yep. I drink wine to get loopy, not because of its taste. That's about as unsophisticated as it gets.
The '09 Backyard Remedy is a clean, bright chardonnay with heady overtones of melon, apricot, and dried lime balanced with intriguing hints of burnt tuna casserole, dog's nail clipping, blood, and squirrel's nutsack. Mild oak. Drink now. 76.
Yup. Went into a wine bar once and was offered a taste of something that had a bouquet of "dirty diaper" Mmmmmdelish.
Things really got especially wacky in the "Top 50 Spirits" section, with flavors including bacon fat, s'mores...

::THUD::
Hmmmm...how did I miss this. Thanks for the evening entertainment.