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Denis Faye

Denis Faye
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Redondo Beach, California, USA
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April 27
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I'm a screenwriter, comic book writer, journalist and dad living a hellish existence in Redondo Beach, California. My blog, www.easyfiend.com, has a small, passionate and occasionally stress-inducing cult following. I have the magical ability to do the wrong thing in almost any situation. Come on in and enjoy the magic.

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FEBRUARY 26, 2009 1:19PM

Teaching a new dog old tricks

Rate: 8 Flag

Tonight, in a moment of annoyance, I offhandedly accused a teenager also living in the house I'm staying at of stealing all the Sharpie markers out of my room and snorting them to get high.


She looked at me blankly for a beat, then said, "You can do that?"

I felt as though I had just sewn a very bad seed.

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The kid obviously doesn't read. All this shall pass.
Irma Arkus
February 26, 2009 02:24 PM
Enjoying these twisted little snapshots of yours. Perfect short story.
jimmymac1025
February 26, 2009 03:22 PM
Sure she can get high w/the sharpies, all she has to do is: steal them all - then sell them - then buy pot with the money.
ASKaPUNK
February 26, 2009 04:11 PM
um. from what I understand (re: read), you can get high off of gas, household cleaning products, and just about anything that comes canned. Minus Spam, that is.
Irma Arkus
February 26, 2009 05:12 PM
Dennis. You devil. Next thing you know, you'll be showing her how to inhale the gas in whipped cream cans.

RATED for the shame of a cheap dealer ;-)
Pissnu Olivu
February 26, 2009 07:54 PM
Sharpies are for quick tags, not huffing. monkey fingered.
Behind Blue Eyes
February 27, 2009 07:31 AM