In the event of an impromptu air guitar jam with your pre-school daughter, I recommend the following albums:
- Destroyer by Kiss
- The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack to Josie and the Pussycats
- Parallel Lines by Blondie
I do not recommend:
- Quartet, vol. 2 by Oscar Peterson and Stephane Grappelli, no matter how much she insists she wants to hear jazz, whatever that is.
For entertaining a four-and-a-half-year-old during an air guitar jam, I recommend the following techniques:
- Flying scissor kick, mid-guitar solo
- Behind the back guitar solo
- Lying on ground with knees bent behind your back ala Jimmi Hendrix guitar solo
For nursing minor aches and pains in a 38-year-old dad after flying scissor kick, mid-guitar solo:
- 3 ibuprofen
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