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Denis Faye
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I'm a screenwriter, comic book writer, journalist and dad living a hellish existence in Redondo Beach, California. My blog, www.easyfiend.com, has a small, passionate and occasionally stress-inducing cult following. I have the magical ability to do the wrong thing in almost any situation. Come on in and enjoy the magic.

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APRIL 1, 2009 5:24PM

On Beach Zen and Gophers

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For years, I wore an iPod every time I walked Bruce the Dog. If I was in a good mood, I'd catch up on the news or The American Life. On a bad day, I'd rock out.

But over the past few months, I've taken to walking iPodless. I need that hour of solitude to think, to sort out the daily shit storm that is a divorce. Yet, now that I've moved into my beach shack, the dynamic of the walk has changed once again. 90% of my constitutional with Bruce now takes place along the ocean which, for me, has always been a place of great clarity. For those four dozen-odd minutes, I can see the waves crashing and the surfers surfing. I can smell the salt, burning sand and seaweed. It washes the post-marital flotsam and jetsam from my psyche. I feel good.

So suddenly, with neither stress nor earbuds clogging my brain, I see and hear things I've never registered before. The ramps down to the bike path would make an excellent skateboard slalom, despite the giant, red signs stating the contrary. The waves at Avenue C are half the size of the waves in either direction, but no one ever surfs there, so I will. There's a woman who walks at roughly the same time I do and refers to her dog as "Sandwich."

Yesterday, we were walking in the dirt next to the sidewalk -- because Bruce likes his dirt -- when a gopher popped out of the ground in front of us. I've never seen a wild gopher before. Clearly, he hadn't expected visitors. You could almost see the exclamation point leaping from his skull as he ducked back down. I turned to a woman walking close by and said, "Hey! Look! A gopher!"

She hadn't noticed and she didn't respond. She was wearing an iPod.

I wonder how many gophers I've missed over the years.

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Denis, what a wonderful post and reminder. We fill our lives with distraction, sound, chaos and we miss so much. We've been talking about turning our cable TV off for 3 months this summer (I tell husband, wait until American Idol is over!...I'm so shallow). I'm glad you have found the refuge of your beach shack and finding some clarity and solace through a painful process. Good to read you again.
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." - Carl

Nice post.