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MAY 17, 2009 9:06PM

Looking for a New Romance? Try the (Genius) Bar Scene!

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In the old days looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend often meant hanging out at any number of bars and hoping you'd meet the person of your dreams. There was always a chance that the person you thought was the man or woman of your dreams turns out to be a nightmare waiting to happen, as in Looking for Mr. Goodbar.

 

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Below: old school bar and bartender.

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It seems clear to me that Apple knew all along that it's Genius Bars would turn out to be just more than a place to take your broken iPod or MacBook. Just take a look at what is the new bar scene for the 21st Century and consider the positive attributes of this new bar scene:

- see your possible new mate under pleasant, bright lighting and not in an smoky environment of minimal lighting while under the influence of alcohol

- meet other geeks, not just 0ther alcoholics

- zero in on people with enough money to own the latest 17" MacBook Pro

- discuss the latest iTunes additions and compare playlists

- talk about the worst computer crash you ever had

. . . I could go on and on, but I imagine you get the idea!

 

So have a look at some randomly selected Genius Bar photos and see where the best place to meet your new significant other may just be for you!

 

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Very interesting. Great post! Will have to look into this.
This is actually something I've been thinking about a great deal. The Apple store in my area also gives free classes for various software programs, which I thought may be a good way to meet and greet. However, I cannot get with your "see your possible new mate under pleasant, bright lighting" proposal. I find "mood lighting" far preferable when it comes to dating. The only thing "bright lighting" is good for is maybe... surgery?
Interesting observations. It doesn't look to me like a great way to meet people, but you may be right that some will try.
Great idea - I think. I've been to our local "bar." It is true that my gorgeous 22 year old daughter got her computer fixed for free and I had to pay. Hmmmmm...
my MacBook is digging this post!
A retail environment can be sometimes be a great place to meet someone special. A musician that my brother knows was in a store looking at alarm clocks one day and an attractive sales clerk offered to help him and then boldly asked him if he wanted to go out with her, which he did. So, if you're heavily into Macs and single, consider the Genius Bar on a Saturday evening!
Thanks for clearing that up. Now I won't confuse it with the smug, hipster, Eurotrash wannabe bar. Maybe I already have. It looks like a cross between an airline ticketing counter and OTB.
I love Apple geeks. I can talk to them all day. And, hey, that last guy looks like my type.
seriously, there are three girls in a row - yowza! I may just break my iPod on purpose!
Nice thong.

(Hehehe)

Makes ya wonder when you're looking at the genesis of a whole new way of dating and all you notice is the thong.

Wonder which bar I belong in?

:)
::snickering at Monsieur's comment::

Sigh. That's my dream. A cute geeky man. With glasses. Nothing better.
So many of the 'geniuses' at the Apple store that I go to treat people like they just found you crawling from under a rock however we did meet an older man who was actually the president of an auto supply company who's corporation went bankrupt because his corporations products were unable to compete with some suppliers stuff from China. He was fascinating. His wife showed up for lunch while we were there. It was so sweet. He said that if he knew that working at the Apple store was so cool he'd have done it years earlier. There are great people at the Apple stores. It's nice to share technology issue with people that are there too...

Will the Genius Bar become the 'it' place? This calls for more research!
Oh, and Apple has redone the Genius Bar too at least in our local stores. They are now less about support and function as cash register areas too. I think it's a step backward not forward. Very chaotic...
You're so right, designanator. Except, as M. Chariot points out, about the lighting--I've never known fluorescent light to be terribly flattering. There are some serious babes/nerds/hipsters hanging out at the Genius Bar. This is particularly true in San Francisco and NYC from my experience.

And there is PLENTY of time to hear at least half of someone's life story; it almost counts as a first date. Get your laptop fixed and pick up a hottie, take him/her home, tape the sex on your HD video camera and edit the whole thing on your MacBook! (I suggest using the old iMovie if you don't have Final Cut.)

My one suggestion to Apple about the Genius Bar--have an espresso bar right next to it. They would make a killing.
Thanks everyone for your great comments about the Genius Bar story!

fireeyes24, as you'll notice a number of others have mentioned some positive experiences after you were the first to comment and I imagine there are a lot more interesting stories out there.

My Dear Monsieur Chariot ~ I didn't even consider the classes that are offered and I agree that this is another great possibility. The bright lighting seems to be an issue with many and the Apple store that I visit the most has a lot of indirect lighting that isn't harsh, but it is certainly not like "mood lighting" that one normally associates with restaurants and bars.

Kent, at first glance it wouldn't seem like an obvious place to meet, but sometimes we get lucky in situations and just happen the meet someone who is very appealing on many levels.

grif82600, if only I could disguise myself to look like your daughter I could take my old iBook to the store and have some free work performed on it!

Mr. Mustard, great to see that we can count you among the many Mac owners here!

hatchetface, you must have been in some deluxe OTB betting parlors, the only one I've ever seen was about as attractive as a subway ticket office.

Ardee, you are definitely on the 'same page' as I am when it comes to Macs and design!

Duaneart, an iPod it what got this post started as I made two trips over the weekend due to my son's iPod being broken and spent a bit of time in the store.

Mr. E, it's clear that thongs can be found in both types of bars, so you might want to pick the Genius Bar with it's brighter lighting to see the thongs better!

odetteroulette, it's clear that the Genius Bar is the place for you!

Gonzoid, interesting story about the former president of an auto supply company. I will say that everyone I have dealt with is professional and knows what they are talking about. One sales person spent at least 30 minutes showing me the latest music software even though I came into buy something else. He was well versed in many areas of the Mac and clearly enjoyed his job.

Chris, an excellent formula you have there for one stop shopping at the Apple Store--from finding the date to the equipment for your own illicit home movies! An espresso bar sounds like a perfect add-on and nice place to transition from the store to another place to keep the conversations flowing.
All they need is a wood stove and a cracker barrel...
This sounds like the worst bar ever. Is there like a secret back room to play Dungeons and Dragons too?