I was impressed by your qualifications until learning a moment ago that your 3 years of journalism consisted of fetching the morning newspaper for your master.
Nevertheless, you appear more qualified than the dogs who use the "pee on the paper" method to select all the news that's shit to print to grace the front cover.
Cute! But I have a minor quibble. I mean, you got it right giving the interviewer only one eye, but he should have glasses. Or, if there's only one lens, should it be "glass"?
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"A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier."
R~
High Lonesome, an unfortunate side to the uncertain times we live in.
OEsheepdog, it certainly is!!
trilogy, no problem and look for Mr. Ed and Lassie coming to the cover soon!
Tom, I can't find fault with your view of the situation!
HarleeGirl, I agree!
Stacey, I think we can get ready for the saturation of said Pet Vet!
scanner, since yesterday's posting of this our applicant may have been hired!
John, that's for sure!
Julie, it would be a big step up for them--are they ready?
bluesurly. thanks!
AtHomePilgrim. sometimes he is spotted without his glasses. Plastic vs. glass? A question through the ages!
skeletnwmn, drooling is what they want for the cover!
Derek, dogging and blogging at least rhyme!
Cindy, great to see you here and thanks!