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JANUARY 31, 2012 10:44AM

Looking for a new romance? Try the Genius Bar Scene (update)

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Back on May 17, 2009 I posted the following:

In the old days looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend often meant hanging out at any number of bars and hoping you'd meet the person of your dreams. There was always a chance that the person you thought was the man or woman of your dreams turns out to be a nightmare waiting to happen, as in Looking for Mr. Goodbar.

LookingforMrGoodbar

 

Below: old school bar and bartender.

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It seems clear to me that Apple knew all along that it's Genius Bars would turn out to be just more than a place to take your broken iPod or MacBook. Just take a look at what is the new bar scene for the 21st Century and consider the positive attributes of this new bar scene:

- see your possible new mate under pleasant, bright lighting and not in an smoky environment of minimal lighting while under the influence of alcohol

- meet other geeks, not just 0ther alcoholics

- zero in on people with enough money to own the latest 17" MacBook Pro

- discuss the latest iTunes additions and compare playlists

- talk about the worst computer crash you ever had

. . . I could go on and on, but I imagine you get the idea!

 

So have a look at some randomly selected Genius Bar photos and see where the best place to meet your new significant other may just be for you!

 

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For the second part of the post I have shots from the Apple Store at Grand Central Station that I took recently. This particular store offers unparalled ways to meet a girlfriend/boyfriend compared with other Apple Stores I have visited. Start with the beauty and immense scale of Grand Central that already was an attraction for so many people over the decades and mix in a high tech store. Add in the many nearby bars and restaurants and the result is an urban environment that's tailor made for creating a romantic ambience!

 

 

With the music of Crosby, Stills & Nash come along on a journey through the Apple Store....

APPLE 1

 

APPLE 2

 

 APPLE 3

 

Zooming into the area under the arch from the photo above and spotting customer happiness. Customer happiness has the potential to become love:

APPLE 3

 

APPLE 4

 

Let's zoom into the photo above for a closer look at one of the attentive Apple Geniuses...

 APPLE 4

 

APPLE 5
 
 
 
APPLE 6
 
A close up view of the photo above 'cause the body language tells me there's a spark...
 
APPLE 6
 
 

APPLE 7

 

Zooming in on the photo above, the fellow on the left is clearly more interested in the lady walking by than the MacBook Pro laptops on the table...

APPLE 7

 

APPLE 8

 

APPLE 9

 

APPLE 10

 

Zooming in across the room...

APPLE 10

 

APPLE 11

 

Remember the glittering mirrored balls of disco days? Here's the latest version that ironically predates disco!

 

GCT LIGHT

 

 

GC APPLE 1

 

GC APPLE 2

 

GC APPLE 4

 

GC APPLE 5 

 GC LIGHT

 

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Footnote: when three of us met (OEsheepdog, Redstocking Grandma, and moi) back in April 2010 in Grand Central (across the main concourse from the Apple Store) at Cipriani's, none of us could have predicted what was going to be coming to the opposite balcony that's now the location of the new Apple Store.

 

OEsheepdog and Redstocking Grandma at the 2nd Annual Open Salon Anniversary on April 16, 2010:

OS 2ND ANNIVERSAY

 

Pre-Apple Store view of the eastern mezzanine:

GCT

 

 

 

Photos of the Grand Central Apple Store and the text are © 2012 by B+Co., Inc.

 

 

 

 

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Okay, great photos, as always, and a workable idea for some.

I think I'd love to go to a historian bar, myself.
Mary, a historian bar--what a great idea! In NYC I'd start with McSorley's which is the oldest bar and bring in some history books and then it would have the ambiance of a historian bar type of place!
I love the Apple stores. I love how the clerk just checks your purchase out and emails you a receipt and you're on your way. Beats trying to find a manned cash register at Macy's, which we had to wander around to 3 registers for last Saturday...
Oh and I love your photos too - good observations and captions!
I keep hoping this is all a joke. Now it's not even a smart bar but a... genius bar?
It seems so awful to me but I guess the smoky dark bars of yore were no hot shakes either. Still, I'd take meeting Mr Goodbar over this monstrosity.
CC, excellent point and it is amazing how fast you can be checked out with your purchase. Anyone who shops at the store without an email address is out of luck for speedy check outs and similar to a dinosaur!

Mary and CC--thank you both for the compliments on the photos, too!
I am sending my daughter a link to your post!
Jane, for months the balcony was shrouded in black and I wondered what was going on up there. Next time you're in the city you'll have to take a look! Library idea sounds like a fun idea for a metro area as the greater population would most likely result in a good crowd that evening.

Fernsy, like the NY State Lotto motto used to say: "Hey, you never know!"

Miguela, thanks very much and I hope she enjoys the post!
Will wonders ever cease? Will there be a not so smart bar soon for some of us??:)
HUGGGGGGGGGG
Linda, OS is the virtual version along the lines of the Apple Store. Besides it being PC and Mac users all under one 'virtual' roof I can think of several romances that have happened as a result of this place. Thank you for the nice comment!
the store is beautiful...however, the thong pic unnerved me
being draped in a scarf with your undies showing is just, well, wrong
Cool, I had no idea Apple merged with Grand Central, it's beautiful! I am a mac girl, and admit, I felt a moment or two of affection for the genius that replaced my busted magsafe without hassle (or another $80). I have my own genius at home, and I have to share him with a lot of ladies who have PC problems. Because nobody has mac problems. :)
Ha! my genius bar does not have anyone over 22yo working there, but what cool kids those are. Have had to avail myself of their smarts a few times when buying new software for presentations in business. Cool ideas, nice photos. Love the thong.
Fascinating. combine this with the new GPS locating devices that are arriving on the scene so that you can locate singles who have your interests in any physical environment and you have a hot bed of breeding grounds for new genius babies to be born. What a world! What a future! Im in....oh darn I am old. sigh
John,

What a great post! Right now I don't have to look for men because they all seek me out on campus and in town. My guy friends keep telling me that there are many reasons why I'm so alluring and lovable, and they say that there is something about me that's irresistible.
I have longed for a doowop bar suppose i should open one. Thanks so much for this! r.
I want my, I want my, I want my MTV~~
Only you could do a genius piece about the grand world of geek love! I love this. R.
I keep yelling at them to look up.
I never heard of a "genius bar" John but that may be because I live in the heart of Microsoft Country. Great idea, though and, as always, great pictures.
Hmm....my brother works at an Apple Store. His girlfriend just started working there, too. Maybe she heard about the Genius Bar and wanted to keep an eye on him.... :-)

Great pictures - I had no idea there was an Apple Store at Grand Central Station!
Thank you everyone for the really great comments left yesterday and today on the post!!!
I go to bars for a break from the cyber stuff!
VA, that's a humorous counterpoint to all of this Apple/Mac stuff! Thanks!
apple is a truly modern corporation in that what we see of it is so fancy and shiny and what we don't see is so gritty and unshiny....

http://www.ubergizmo.com/2010/05/apple-to-raise-foxconn-factory-workers-pay/

you wouldn't want to date (or be) someone who worked here

http://utopianist.com/2011/01/15th-employee-commits-suicide-at-foxconn-iphone-factory/