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AUGUST 26, 2009 11:50PM

Limbaugh Pleasures Himself Over Kennedy Death Prediction

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Republican Party leader Rush Limbaugh spent Wednesday stroking himself in celebration for predicting this past in March that the health care bill wouldn't be passed before Ted Kennedy's death.

"Before it's all over, it'll be called the Ted Kennedy Memorial Health Care Bill," Limbaugh said at the time.

As it happens, Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W.Va.) has called for health care reform legislation to be named in his honor

Limbaugh, feels vindicated after being criticized for being "insensitive". "I predicted it, and I caught all kinds of grief for it out there," he said.

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hmmm... now I have the image of Rush whacking off while huffing on a stinky cigar stuck in my head... I'll never sleep tonight!
Ewwwwww!!! Rush whacking off! Ewwwwww!! I can't imagine that man getting it up.... not even Viagra would help him.... LMAO or better yet, him getting it up and not being able to get it back down. I understand that can be very painful! I prefer to picture him in pain!

Maybe a really good healthcare system could help him, but he might not be able to find a doctor willing to give him all the drugs he is addicted to.
surly--"the image of Rush whacking off while huffing on a stinky cigar." My thoughts! Doesn't he realize that the cigar he's got lodged between his tight lips is phallic?

Not that there is anything WRONG with that...
@ Surley, That isn't where he'll stick the cigar. At least not first.
Would someone PLEASE take that blubber-butted, drug addicted republican toad out back and GAG him? I have a couple of ball gags I will donate to the cause, and it will take a couple of them to shut his mouth.
oh the humanity. isn't it time that overdue heart attack found him?
I went to listen to the rushlink, and couldn't get through more than about 60 seconds - I just cannot listen to that man.

ON another note, @susanlivingkinky: Me and my then hub and my two daughters drove From New York to Scranton, PA to get out the vote for Kerry (I know, I know, but he's all we had at the time!). We "won" our district, but the rest, as they say, is history. We must have been on the same highways... but I don't envy you - our polling places closed on time. I understood Ohio's stayed open Forever!
Big cigar, little pee pee.
I'm sure Lord Limbaugh and his Shiteaters will continue to attempt to thwart the passage of any healthcare reform. "Kennedy's Army" will continue the fight until all people receive the healthcare that is their RIGHT. (Wands at the ready?)
Don't forget, our dear Mr. Limbaugh HAS health insurance, the good kind, that supports addiction counseling. Hope foot in mouth is covered.

One thing I wonder is, how can those who wrap themselves in the cloak of Jesus and Christianity seem to forget the importance of healing the sick and feeding the hungry.
Argue with a person staying on the issue instead of reverting to insults. Such comments here show none know how to articulate why they disagree with Rush.
So Rhode340, are you suggesting that you agree with Rush?

Also, you wouldn't mind educating us all how to properly go about arguing with someone who finds pleasure in the pain of others? You sound like a seasoned expert on the topic - please do share your trade secrets.
Rhode, we learned these tricks from partisans like yourself.
Rhode, arguing with Limbaugh and his ilk is impossible. You can't debate someone whose whole career is based on a blend of outright lies and non sequiturs.
Let's see... Rush Limbaugh is being obnoxious... situation normal. Obnoxious is his primary vital sign, even before having a pulse, and well before any signs of brainwave activity.

I could do without mental images of him spanking the salami.

And I'm with Cap'n Parrotdead--isn't it time this jackass had a heart attack? A simultaneous brain aneurysm would be nice, too.

If his talent is 'on loan from God', I think it's high time Yahweh repossessed. Preferably in the middle of a radio broadcast.
That's exactly why Al Franken's book, "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations" (first published in 1996) is still relevant. Rush Limbaugh is a parody of a man, an ambassador of hate, as well as a big fat idiot.

“If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.” Adlai E. Stevenson
Now Rhode...

The man DOES have a blubbery butt... that makes it a statement of fact rather than "name calling".

The man IS a drug addict... witness his little vacations at the BEtty Ford Clinic ergo that's not "name calling" either...

Which leaves us with "republican" which he admittedly IS... And TOAD . I'd say "green", "Slimy" and "wart covered" fit him pretty well...
I hope this fucker dies of something far more lingering and painful than a brain tumor and I hope I live to see it.

Whew. I am not usually this hateful but this one deserves it.
Thanks for listening so we don't have to. And Rush probably needs some health care after all that weird-angle back patting he's giving himself--like predicting both Kennedy's death and naming a health care bill after him was some kind of prescience? Jesus, what this man views as insight.
So everyone is wishing Rush dead.

Maybe when he dies he can ask Ted if he said I'm sorry to Mary Jo.
Rhode340:

I can tell you why I disagree with Rush. I can tell you why Rush is detrimental to the entire marketplace of ideas. Rush Limbaugh uses tactics which herd hopeless wanna-be elitist conservatives, and encourages them to vote against their best interest. Rush has people ally themselves with the interests of the wealthy, by associating with one another culturally. Rush preys on ignorance and fear. Rush tells people to choose tribally, and subdivides the national community along lines which provide temporary cohesion, and long term conflict. Rush profits from those who will ultimately pay heavily for deeply anti-social activity, while he himself will be gated off from the turmoil. Rush encourages the worst in people. The man cannot be described in positive terms. I cant think of a worse thing to say about any human being.
Rush is Right! And what could be worse than the mental image of Nancy Pelosi playing with her penis?
The best summation of Rush IMHO is this bit by the late comedian Bill Hicks. It will replace any images you have about Rush whacking off. I guarantee it.

Bill Hicks Perfectly Describes Rush Limbaugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7Q7BkAbCk

Warning!!!! This is obscene disgusting and unfair, just like Rush himself.
Anyone with half a brain knows this self absorbed ***%@$#'s schtick!
The other % (I won't venture a guess) should scare the hell out of us. Good Post but, how can you possibly poison a healthy mind with such drivel. alomaird
He and Beck can just eat it. They are the most divisive loud mouths which have steered this country wrong...argh. Sarah is climbing up in the ranks with them. (rated).