
The right is reeling over the surprise announcement that The Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to the President of the United States, Barack Obama.
Current Republican Party Leader and serial child sex tourist Rush Limbaugh reacted in typical fashion by siding with the nation's enemies. "Something has happened here that we all agree with the Taliban and Iran about and that is he doesn't deserve the award." He also added that "The Nobel Gang Just Suicide-Bombed Themselves".
I'm not sure about you but I'm a little disappointed that a coprophiliac like Rushbo didn't make any anal rape jokes in relation to Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Perhaps he finally found a butt plug that didn't irritate his Vietnam era deferment cyst and didn't find the need.
Bill "never has been right about anything" Kristol suggests that Obama will be kicked out in 2012, based on the fact that the Soviet Union collapsed a year after Mikhail Gorbachev won a Nobel Peace Prize. Which can only mean that President Obama will be reelected in landslide.
Glenn Beck of course doesn't think the President deserves the prize, he thinks the RNC funded Tea Party protesters do. And he has a point, protesting against your own best interests does have its benefits.... it does, doesn't it?
Erick Erickson of RedState went for the race card by suggesting President Obama must have been picked to meet some Nobel Peace Prize "affirmative action quota."
Neocon and Yosemite Sam look and act-alike John Bolton, a man who could not get confirmed as ambassador to the U.N. or get a part as a character in a Warner Bros. cartoon, said Obama should decline the prize.
National Review's Andy McCarthy referred to it as "Barack Obama Wins Yasser Arafat Prize". Which I don't think is very fair considering that Henry Kissinger also won the prize.
And finally, Faux News windbag Brian Kilmeade pined in wondering if Obama's delay in deploying more US troops to Afghanistan had something to do with his surprise victory?
And there you have it. The reaction from those lovers of all things human, the US right wing.
Let us be blessed that they are looking out for us all!



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Here are some choice quotes from the GOP when Bill Clinton sent troops to Bosnia:
"You can support the troops but not the president."
--Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)
"Well, I just think it's a bad idea. What's going to happen is they're
going to be over there for 10, 15, maybe 20 years."
--Joe Scarborough (R-FL)
"Explain to the mothers and fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?"
--Sean Hannity, Fox News, 4/6/99
" President . . . is once again releasing American military might on a foreign country with an ill-defined objective and no exit strategy. He has yet to tell the Congress how much this operation will cost. And he has not informed our nation's armed forces about how long they will be away from home. These strikes do not make for a sound foreign policy."
--Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA)
"American foreign policy is now one huge big mystery. Simply put, the administration is trying to lead the world with a feel-good foreign policy."
--Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)
"If we are going to commit American troops, we must be certain they have a clear mission, an achievable goal and an exit strategy."
--Karen Hughes, speaking on behalf of George W Bush
"I had doubts about the bombing campaign from the beginning . . I didn't think we had done enough in the diplomatic area."
--Senator Trent Lott (R-MS)
"I cannot support a failed foreign policy. History teaches us that it is often easier to make war than peace. This administration is just learning that lesson right now. The President began this mission with very vague objectives and lots of unanswered questions. A month later, these questions are still unanswered. There are no clarified rules of engagement. There is no timetable. There is no legitimate definition of victory. There is no contingency plan for mission creep. There is no clear funding program.
There is no agenda to bolster our over-extended military. There is no explanation defining what vital national interests are at stake. There was no strategic plan for war when the President started this thing, and there still is no plan today"
--Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)
"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is."
--Governor George W. Bush (R-TX)