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Devin Jones

Devin Jones
Location
Washington, Michigan, USA
Birthday
September 13
Title
Let's have real relationships now.
Bio
Friend me on Facebook or Follow me on Twitter at the links below! Anti-fur, Pro-gay, pro-life, anti-war, anti-uggs. I'm actually pretty nice and a little bit smart.

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MARCH 19, 2010 9:57PM

Anna Nicole is Out for the Count!

Mrs. Smith had started a stupid case over her dead "husband's" estate over 15 years ago. Since then, both sides of the fight have died and the trial has taken on a life of it's own - going all the way to the supreme court and being in your face onRead full post »

MARCH 14, 2010 9:27PM

USE TWITTER CORRECTLY

Personally, I really don't like Twitter. It's over-sharing useless, mundane information in a huge sea of useless, mundane information. It's a promotional tool for tools like Kim Kardashian and Kris Allen. Twitter just may be the Antichrist Dajjal - over-stimulating society with updates on where you a… Read full post »

MARCH 8, 2010 5:39PM

faggot

my fear is complex. it's a realization - a slightly stupid one - that I believe everyone has at some point along the line. it's a bit mind-stretching to accurately map out because there wasn't a direct time or place. instead, a continuum. like the period of "missing time" a patient with… Read full post »

Ok, I'll admit it. This story is gold.

Fierce opponent to gay anything - gay flowerpots, gay anthills, gay numbers - GOP "Family Values" Sen. Roy Ashburn of California has been arrested for a DUI. Not only was Sen. Ashburn endangering the lives of the people of California by driving wasted… Read full post »

MARCH 5, 2010 8:48PM

Kicking Our Soldiers in the Face

The New York Times published a baseless heap by Merrill McPeak, a contributing writer, in which today, he decries the repeal of the discriminatory ban on gays in the military - more sweetly known as "don't ask, don't tell". McPeak's tirade against capable and patriotic "warriors" includes going off iRead full post »

Being open is a Stonewall reference, btw.

It's not originally about free sexual expression; it's about a bar's right to stay open. It's not about DKNY underwear on a tanned group of Adonis look-a-likes; it's 1960's "trannies" beating down police officers (who retreat by the way), with parking meters,… Read full post »

JUNE 29, 2009 12:40PM

The Exorcist Is the Religious Right

This is blatant misuse of freedom. I say 'misuse'...but can one really misuse absolute freedom? Not in this reality. That wouldn't make sense. Any nutcase can run to your frontdoor and splash you with holy water and force you into vomiting at their expense. Absolute freedom means kill aborti… Read full post »
JUNE 20, 2009 1:03PM

Hello Hello Hello

I say to my cellphone. It doesn't reply. I hear a crackle and then a dial tone before saying,

"Hello," It's the beginning. In the end. Forever, "Hello".

I roll over in my bed on the tanned sheets. It's hot out now so I've shunned the heavier blankets. Layton isn't here.… Read full post »

JUNE 19, 2009 9:45PM

Daddy

Daddy


by: Sylvia Plath 

You do not do, you do not do
Any more, black shoe
In which I have lived like a foot
For thirty years, poor and white,
Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.

Daddy, I have had to kill you.
You died before I had time--
Marble-heavy, a bag full of God,
Ghastly statue with one… Read full post »

JUNE 14, 2009 9:53AM

Our Own Joan Thwarts "The Bill"

I had to comment on Joan's epic battle with Bill O'Really a few days back, and I must say that watching this segment between the two was excruciating. It was as if O'Reilly's neuroses were now more prominent and emboldened than the "crazy left" who, as claimed by the angry host,… Read full post »

MAY 29, 2009 4:50PM

She's A Bitch

Sonia Sotomayor is "bitchy", "bossy", "spanish", and every other thing that terrifies conservatives. So what's shocking about her being hated on by everyone from Foxy Pundits, Rush Limbaugh and Politico.com? Nothing really.

 Sotomayor is not an old, white male. She isn't a Republican, either. S… Read full post »

                               U Mad? 

Bill O'Reilly is after any gay person in the media. Be they, the writers at the New York Times, Rosie… Read full post »

In California gays just lost a civil right. The millions of Californian voters had no issue with voting against their neighbors, or their cousins and daughters and sons and friends. They had no issue delaying the dreams of an unknown family. I just find it strikingly odd that Adam Lambert--the "gay"… Read full post »

I've really been thinking lately. And it seems that the churches of the world have got it all wrong: gays aren't the top-dogs when it comes to danger.

Danger, John Wayne-style. Gays are under that umbrella? I'm not so sure. But needless to say, I've compiled a list of things… Read full post »

MAY 7, 2009 1:52PM

Throwing Bombs: A Prose

I drove down Donna Rd. a few days back and promptly wrote a short story about my experiences on the back of a paper proposal introduction from a college class. On Donna Rd., my home was what I was looking for.

I got lost one time looking for it, I… Read full post »

"OK Shivaun, perhaps fudge packer is a bit crude when compared to the flowery prose used by the professional writers here on OS. I'll try to flower my description of fudge packers to read "a couple of strapping, hairy, rippling muscled men who enjoy inserting long, veiny, throbbing, purple helmeted m… Read full post »
MAY 6, 2009 11:49AM

American Dream

[i've been creating a collection of poems entitled 'Organism 9' for almost a year now. i really wanted to focus on the elements of a dream; specifically the American one. i also wanted to encorporate water, human nature, and religion. i think a lot. and i'm a packrat, so here's my garage ofRead full post »

                                     christ  

In an odd turn of mallicious anitgay events: Joe the Plumbe… Read full post »

MAY 1, 2009 1:32PM

Taily Bone

This is a spooky story that gave me nightmares for years after having listened to it in 3rd grade on a cassette player via headset. It's by David Holt and I'm not too sure how accurate it is in comparison to the one I remember: it seems a little altered. I thought you… Read full post »

MAY 1, 2009 11:44AM

Banished from Britain

http://www.advocate.com/issue_story_ektid76667.asp

"'God hates the queen Mary’s College, the fag-infested U.K., England, and all having to do with spreading sodomite lies via The Laramie Project, this tacky bit of cheap fag propaganda masquerading as legitimate theater.' Thus spake the Reverend… Read full post »

APRIL 22, 2009 10:36AM

Just one day for them

The national Day of Silence just passed and ironically, a young boy just made news for committing suicide on his battered and stained self-esteem. He saw something really ugly in what he thought humanity was and it just drove the child off. The Day of Silence is here to acknowledge the… Read full post »

APRIL 15, 2009 10:46AM

Glenn Beck is in the Doom Bunker

Fox News hired a new whiner and he is none other than the Shakespearian poet and Nostradamus wannabe: Glenn Beck. Like Nostradamus, Beck makes wildly inaccurate/vague/martyrdom-related predictions of what the USA will be like a few years into an Obama presidency.

Also like Nostradamus, he thinks he… Read full post »

 I think it's about time I admit it. I love calling people out so if I have any readers at all they should come to expect that when reading anything from me.

cookie 

 That should say: "Fuck this shit I want substance!" And for the cookie monsters' say, he has… Read full post »

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I found a remarkably numb post by an OS troll that I thought needs to be exposed at a higher level. I hope you enjoy the smear: every single gay man and woman has been insulted by yet another ignoramus. Off-topic, rude and done so consciously:

 

&nbsRead full post »

MARCH 30, 2009 11:47AM

Living In a PopCulture CyberStory

Living out a life should be simple, happy, and hopefully fufilling, right? There shouldn't be all these cellophane complexities and pop culture epigrams and spiraling self-hatred that plagues the poets and the prophets. Living should be enjoyable. We are lucky enough to avoid the viruses and the brai… Read full post »