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APRIL 16, 2009 1:07PM

dirty haiku thursday- juicy

Rate: 17 Flag

mango

 

 

naked, ravenous

i devour the ripe mango

i called it trig

 

 yummy

 

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WTF?????

I love it!
i was gonna call it bruce, as it rhymed with juice but then i read your haiku and well....;)
oh no she d'int!! lol Love it!
Maybe if I put dark glasses and a hat on my avatar. Never mind.
Woah! Nice and naughty! I can feel Trig blushing over this one!
((OE))), (((Sheldon)):
You boys are TAKEN. Dharma don't play thataway. Plus, too many syllables.
thanks, cathy. dharma's blushing, too.
Stim, I've got 2 more mangoes over here. what will you name yours?
Trig the Mango! Yes, it fits! (although I consider him more of a nut). Sexy - love it!
I am the color of that mango skin right now!

my little smooth as a baby thing made you do this?
dickens- agreed. but not sweet like a cashew...maybe a brazil nut..
i had written all but the last word. i couldn't decide on a name but then i read your haiku and that did it.
Damn, trig - if you can inspire this with 3 lines . . .
(Owl): dharma's not *that* easy. just havin some fun, here.
Hell, I've got my popcorn and theater candy and I'm just going to sit back and see how this develops......roflol......
white as porcelain
your skin your lips tongue and teeth
await my juices
Woo hoo!!! It must be Trig's lucky day!
um....

:::fanning self::

...could, um...someone turn on the air conditioning in here?
damnet that needed a comma after skin...
um yeah, that TOTALLY distracted me
That is delicious!
Delia, I have one more mango left......want it?
I linked ya over at mine dharma : )
I think Jeff said Trig's nickname was "Quck Trig'ger", or was that about guns? :-D J/K

Now I've got to go read Trig's blog.
Rated for imagery.
to be clear: trig's post was NOT about me. i just read it and it gave me a smile so i thought i'd return the favor.

but blue-- that is slander, darlin.
blue...sometime I'll post a messenger conversation I have saved...this girl claims she lost 3 lbs every time we...well, you know. she called me many things but never quick trigger.
trig: that would not be very gentlemanly of you, doll.
I'm glad I rhyme with something... :)
uh huh. i know how you love a good mango.
i've got another haiku for you. come here so i can whisper it to you.
man-go-crazy

And now, a little something for bird-lovers and those who like Chinese food:

I Coo
.
well tom i tried to feed you some of my scallops last night but you didn't bite. so NOW you're hungry. jeez.
OH Yes this is a good one..
...leanin' in...
My ear
is all yours.
I think Trig's enjoying this. =o) Just a hunch, of course.

Rated for naughtiness.
I'm adding Dharma to my favorites list and heading over there with a Carmen Miranda Fruit bowl hat with some banana earrings. This one is too much fun!
jeeeeeez, michael. i was wondering what it was gonna take to get you over onto my blog.
shivers!!!!!!!!!!!
dharmabummer
hot on trig palin
flirty haiku
well grif is taken so...
Dharma you are hot and I love the way you can bend over backwards and touch the palms of your hands on the ground behind you!
Nice mango! Ya know, they used to call me "Trig" back in the day. Or was it "Twig"? Whatever....
Rated & Cheers!