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yogi, grad student, dog lover, treehugger- still broke as hell but married to the finest man in the great southwest.

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APRIL 30, 2009 12:23PM

The Awesome truth: dharma comes clean

Rate: 18 Flag

Two Truths+ One lie: The truth revealed

 

3. I ran my first New York marathon with a broken foot. - True

Before the race a physical therapist said that it might just be "bruised phalanges" so I ran the marathon anyway. What started out as a  stress fracture was much worse by mile 26.

1. I've been engaged three times but have never married. - False

I have been engaged *only* twice.

2. Though we were not sexually involved, Heather Graham once fell asleep in my arms. - TRUE

And when she awoke, the first thing that blue-eyed angel said was, "Wow".

Thanks OE and thanks for playing along, everyone. Congrats to Ardee, Cartouche, OE, bubba, julie, Stellaa and Starryeyed  for guessing correctly. Y'all come on by to collect your prizes.

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Apologies to those who commented on the other post. I meant to update and wound up double posting. Argh.

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I don't get the ratings that (OE) does so I'll reveal my lie today:)
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 12:25 PM
Three is the lie, you would have trouble going anywhere in NY with a bf.
older/exasperated
April 30, 2009 12:28 PM
Smarty pants, I'll go with number one. You've been engaged 9 times.
OEsheepdog
April 30, 2009 12:28 PM
exasperated: hmmm. one could hobble quite a ways, I imagine.

OE!!! lol!!!!
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 12:32 PM
must be 3. you'd never think up no. 2 so it must be true.
Major Mojo
April 30, 2009 12:37 PM
Cap'n: could *you* think up #2? well, if you could, then I could:)
Janie: tell me more about those commitment problems...
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 12:39 PM
As a red-blooded American male, let me say on behalf of all other red-blooded American males, please let #2 be true.
Sheldon The Wonderhorse
April 30, 2009 12:39 PM
I think number 1 is the lie for no other reason than my gut instinct says so.
cartouche
April 30, 2009 12:40 PM
Oh, Sheldon. She *is* a pretty thing.

Thanks for weighing in, goddess Car-tush. All will be revealed soon.
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 12:43 PM
janie, you're so cute.
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 12:43 PM
I vote 3 as the lie.
Owl_Says_Who
April 30, 2009 12:44 PM
I'll pick number two because I think it is true and I'm bad at this game.
D Art
April 30, 2009 12:52 PM
Owl, Stellaaa: ty, for coming by. All will be revealed soon.

Duane: um, you're supposed to guess the lie, darlin;)
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 12:57 PM
two is the lie....you WERE sexual involved with Heather!
tr ig
April 30, 2009 01:02 PM
I'm going with three too!
onecorgilover
April 30, 2009 01:06 PM
1 is the lie. No good reason why.
GregorMendel
April 30, 2009 01:19 PM
Trig: I was wondering who would make that guess.
Good guess, Renee. All will be revealed soon.
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 01:20 PM
Greg: thanks for playing. i wonder if i need to give the winner/winners a prize?
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 01:21 PM
I don't know why but I would have to say number 2 is the lie
fireeyes24
April 30, 2009 01:56 PM
1. I can't imagine anyone being disengaged from you. (False)
2. You and I have something in common. (True)
3. Jose Cuerva can work magic. I know...(True)

My brain has now been exercised and exhausted...Thanks.
Rated & Cheers!
Texas Bubba
April 30, 2009 02:41 PM
Fireyes: hmmm. you don't *know* why?

Mr. M: he does have good instincts but what about yours, doll?

Bubba: you are hilarious. and SWEEEEEEET. Tequila is a good idea. I'll make that the prize for the winning guess.
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 02:45 PM
Can't imagine #3 could be true. Broken toe, maybe, but foot? A marathon?
Lonnie Lazar
April 30, 2009 03:30 PM
All three are lies -- and that's the truth -- so help me, I'm lying
Tom Cordle
April 30, 2009 03:40 PM
Most people seem to think that #3 is a lie. Perhaps they forgot your April 5th "Practice for Dying." post. Anyone who can survive that surely could run a marathon with a broken foot.

Anyone want to reconsider their vote?
starryeyed
April 30, 2009 04:09 PM
I'm going to say #2. I bet you and Heather were involved.
ocularnervosa
April 30, 2009 04:32 PM
I'd say #3, running on a broken foot is insanity, but hey, insanity is common on OS :)
SO... #1.
Ardee
April 30, 2009 04:47 PM
First of all: welcome to Lonnie and Ocularnervosa! Y'all are welcome at Dharma's anytime.
tOOOmmm: two of them are very true and one is almost true.
y'all should listen to starryeyed. he may know me best.
Ardee: I like your os logic.
Stay Tuned.....
dharmabummer
April 30, 2009 05:43 PM
I missed it, damn! Great truths...I just saw your comment on my blog. Wanna baby? Any time, darlin'!
Robin Sneed
April 30, 2009 10:08 PM
I'd like to hear the story behind #2!

re: #1 - you're a better woman than I
Sandra Stephens
April 30, 2009 11:30 PM
I want to hear all about HOW Heather Graham ended up sleeping in your arms...That is one excellent lead-in!
suzie
May 01, 2009 01:25 AM
Sandra, Suzie: Thanks for coming by, girls. I'd tell the rest of the Heather story but that's really the most interesting part.
As for #1, I have some, um, commitment issues. Or *had*, rather.

Teddie: let's go talk about that in the other room, k? lest persephone overhears and comes to kick my ass.
dharmabummer
May 01, 2009 10:45 AM
Man! My first mis-step and it had to be over your broken foot! Great story!
cartouche
May 01, 2009 12:58 PM
Cartush, you got it right, doll.
dharmabummer
May 01, 2009 01:06 PM
Yow. 26 miles on a broken foot. Now I'm ready to hear about how the blue-eyed angel awoke in your arms and said, "Wow."
Lonnie Lazar
May 01, 2009 01:07 PM
Lonnie: that really is the best part of the story. the rest is pretty mundane.
dharmabummer
May 01, 2009 01:13 PM