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MAY 21, 2009 8:46AM

Naughty haiku thursday: I speak man talk

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a strange kind of speech

howl, low growl. my, what big teeth!

i'm bilingual

 

sleeping with the enemy 

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A sheepdog could have prevented all this.
So imaginative. I love it.
Rated
Made me smile! Maybe even a big toothy grin....
OH! you dirty up a fairy tale.. thats great!
You made me howl...with admiration. Reminds me of "Sam the Sham & The Pharohs"..."Hey there little Red Ridin' Hood, you sure are lookin' good...you're everything a Big Bad Wolf could want...Owwwww!"
Rated & Cheers!
wow, this is a trip. you're even more unusual and creative than i even knew. now come read about the interspecies family meeting that my pack members and i had. love lov elove and gratitude
Thanks, Shelly:)
Thanks, Patricia.
OE: Don't I know it. My sheepdog went tearing after a squirrel on the way over to Grandmother's house and look what happened.
Greggers, Babs, Owl, wordsmith, delia, bubba, holly, trig-- thanks for coming by.
teddy: it beats being average, doesn't it?
Time for a muzzle.
She appears to be
Slightly unconcerned to me
Whereas the wolf howls
I'm surprised that none of the boys have said, "the better to eat you with". Very clever.
I actually thought of that... but suppressed my instincts. :)
scupper: oh, no. the muzzle is on the bedside table.
cartouche: i know! sheepdog is way too gentlemanly for that but i thought i'd get that from the cap'n. alas, the wolfman in question hasn't even been by.
::sigh::
bruce: well you've done it now, haven't you doll?
Forget the teeth, did you see the size of that wolf's TONGUE???? Little Red Riding Hood might end up chasing the wolf around the forest!
If my thoughts were real, doll,
you'd be on your back with your legs up in the air... LOL
L'il Red Riding Hood:
"My, I love your wicked ways."
ManTalk: "Let's do lunch."
Her situation looks very GRIMM.