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JUNE 16, 2009 10:38AM

Ode to a Wonderhorse upon turning 40

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Sheldon The Wonderhorse

 

With those strong tawny haunches

and blonde mane flying

baby

you were born to run

 

And your leprechaun invasion

and Jesus figurines

baby they were so much fun

 

You warned us of Anne Hathaway

that baby eating she-devil

and DOUCHEBAG! charges

as a public service you level

 

Where would be be without our sweet Shel?

that toothy grin

that tour through hell

 

We're cheering you on, as you take another lap around the sun 

(may this one be a year of pleasure and a year of peace)

Go, Sheldon! Go!

And may wonders never cease.

 

 

HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY, SHELDON. WE LOVE YOU SO!

 

 

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happy bday, shelly. i envy your youth. and your teeth. and the tongue, too, i spose.
the squirrel
June 16, 2009 11:02 AM
Happy Birthday Sheldon!
JustJuli
June 16, 2009 11:12 AM
Happy B-day, Shel! Here's to 40+ more!
shaggylocks
June 16, 2009 11:13 AM
Happy birthday, son! I didn't receive the letter you sent asking for $1500 and the new hay dispenser. The mailman must have lost it. Freaky and I will throw the appropriate party for you when she returns from her, um, (how did she explain it to you)? I love more than 60% Sheldon, no matter WHAT the legal papers say....
cartouche
June 16, 2009 11:19 AM
Hooray and Happy Birthday!
Owl_Says_Who
June 16, 2009 11:37 AM
40? Looking at your photo, I wouldn't have guessed any older than 25! What's the secret to your youth?
mamoore
June 16, 2009 11:42 AM
Well, I gotta say - you made the ol' Wonderhorse tear up. What a great way to start a day. For once, I'm pretty much without words, except probably the most important: thanks to and for you all. Cheers.
Sheldon The Wonderhorse
June 16, 2009 11:43 AM
Okay, everybody. I've got to get to work. There's cake in the break room and the margarita machine is coming at 3:00. I'll be back!

Happy Birthday, Shel!!!
dharmabummer
June 16, 2009 11:51 AM
At 40, you're still a frisky colt. Happy Birthday.
Stim
June 16, 2009 11:57 AM
who is this wonderhorse guy?
just kidding of course
happy birthday!!! (and hello dharmalynne)
tr ig
June 16, 2009 12:05 PM
Okay, thanks for the PM, but where's my birthday ode, you incorrigible flirt? Happy Birthday, Shel!! -- I spiked your bag of oats with Dom!!
Tom Cordle
June 16, 2009 12:29 PM
Happy Horse Hay-day to you! You're not ready for the glue factory yet, so keep running for the roses. NeeeeeeHawwwwww!
Cheers!
Texas Bubba
June 16, 2009 12:54 PM
Happy Birthday you big smelly beast! I bought you a Sonicare Toothbrush and it's in the mail!
I sent some carrots too and an apple.
Rated
Kind of Blue
June 16, 2009 01:25 PM
P.S., You're not getting older, you're life is just getting shorter.
Kind of Blue
June 16, 2009 01:25 PM
::shit:: "your" even.
Kind of Blue
June 16, 2009 01:26 PM
Happy, Happy, Horseboy! I have shoes older than you. (human shoes)
You're not celebrating your 40th...you're celebrating your 20th. a second time. :)
Mothership
June 16, 2009 01:58 PM
Thanks for coming by, everybody. The margarita machine is ready to go. Who wants salt?
dharmabummer
June 16, 2009 02:52 PM
I hear that forty is the new fifty. Hope you always feel younger than your age! Happy Birthday, Wonder Pony!!!
Michael Rodgers
June 16, 2009 06:55 PM
Happy Bday!!

Here's to oats and fresh water...
LuisG
June 17, 2009 01:18 AM
this is excellent. great job!!! happy birthday, sheldon, and many more. i too envy your teeth since mine are extremely effed up. love love love and gratitude
Theodora L'Engle Knight
June 17, 2009 03:10 AM
Michael: 40 is the new 30!

Luis: Tom spiked his feedbag with booze last night so he'll need the fresh water today.

Hi, Teddy. Thank you for coming by, darlin. I'm due for a trip to your blog this morning... I'm playing catch-up today.

Sheldon: I hope you know that with milestone birthdays you get to celebrate for at least a full week. Soak it up, doll!
dharmabummer
June 17, 2009 09:51 AM
Damn, we need an OS b-day calendar. Happy belated B-day Sheldon!
hyblaean- Julie
June 19, 2009 12:52 PM
I know, Julie. It's hard to keep up. But the big 40 gets at least a week long celebration so I'll keep feeding tequila into the margarita machine and we'll keep Shel's party going through the weekend.
Woo-hoo!
dharmabummer
June 19, 2009 01:58 PM
Love the poem and what a gift to Sheldon.
JRDOG
June 27, 2009 03:06 PM