The kids check parking meters as they walk,
For change. We have the kind that print receipts,
To stick inside your window. People gawk,
To see them running up and down the streets
For pocket change. But ev'ry month or so,
Some out-of-towner can't quite puzzle out
The complex mechanism. When they go,
The kids will pounce, and then I'll hear a shout,
"A DOLLAR!" Even more. I kid you not.
And then they brag, or fight, or beg to see.
Depending on their mood, or what they've got,
Sometimes I have to stop and referee.
They've both collected quite a little cash.
I'd hoped they'd start a college savings stash,
But lately they've been making other plans --
Like going out and buying Silly Bands.
Divorce Bard's Blog
...Iambic pentameter is for the ear. Read it out loud.
Divorce Bard
- Location
- pretty how town, USA
- Birthday
- February 13
- Bio
- While the ashes of marriage #2 were cooling, I began a journal here in verse, to keep myself out of trouble. So far so good, and one day at a time. I took a hiatus this past January, and I missed it terribly. Writing daily had changed the way I think - not my opinions, but the process of thinking itself. So here I am back again, and hungry.
I began with three rules: (1) Iambic pentameter, (2) Perfect rhyme, and (3) It had to be true (no hyperbole).
I hereby amend rule number 3: If I'm writing about myself, yes, it has to be true. But it doesn't, if I want to tell a story.
MY RECENT POSTS
- In My Kitchen
April 08, 2012 01:08AM - A Faded Drawing
March 31, 2012 09:33PM - An Incident.
February 26, 2012 05:13PM - Hands
February 18, 2012 09:26PM - A Valentine to My Two Kids.
Tuesday Feb 14, 2012
February 14, 2012 01:56AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Man, what does a guy
have to write in this town to
get some
attention like
this?”
May 25, 2012 01:14AM - “Brass - on lessons
learned, and your note "we
have a better
feel for the
con…”
May 10, 2012 12:40AM - “...and there was a
little period, a couple of
years ago, when
it was really
touch…”
May 02, 2012 01:32AM - “42? I can't remember
anything special about that
year at
all.
56: I
only just fig…”
May 02, 2012 01:31AM - “I have to agree with
Chicken Maaan. I don't know
what it is,
exactly, about
seei…”
May 02, 2012 01:25AM
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- December
- 12/31/10 A Very Small Thing
- 12/30/10 Anonymous #11 (A Villanelle)
- 12/29/10 Block
- 12/28/10 Coffee #6 (A Triloet)
- 12/27/10 Anonymous #10
- 12/26/10 12" Predicted
- 12/25/10 Anonymous #9
- 12/24/10 Rant #2
- 12/23/10 Personal Ad
- 12/22/10 After Moore: VIII (Goodnight #38)
- 12/21/10 After Moore: VII
- 12/20/10 After Moore: VI
- 12/19/10 After Moore: V
- 12/18/10 After Moore: IV
- 12/17/10 After Moore: III
- 12/16/10 After Moore: II
- 12/15/10 After Moore: I
- 12/14/10 -7 c.
- 12/13/10 Tannenbaum
- 12/12/10 A Walk
- 12/11/10 Anonymous #8 (Rain Predicted)
- 12/10/10 Diphthong
- 12/9/10 December Drive
- 12/8/10 Recounting #2
- 12/7/10 Driving Home
- 12/6/10 Goodnight #37
- 12/5/10 Mask
- 12/4/10 Anonymous #7
- 12/3/10 First #2
- 12/2/10 Missed
- 12/1/10 Goodnight #36
- November
- 11/30/10 Goodnight #35
- 11/29/10 5 Syllables
- 11/28/10 Sanctuary
- 11/27/10 Solomon Moment
- 11/26/10 Goodnight #34
- 11/25/10 Gratitude
- 11/24/10 Macy's
- 11/23/10 First
- 11/22/10 Dear Old
- 11/21/10 I Um...
- 11/20/10 Their Absence
- 11/19/10 Anonymous #6
- 11/18/10 So There
- 11/17/10 Late Autumn
- 11/16/10 Rescue
- 11/15/10 Award
- 11/14/10 Fantasia
- 11/13/10 Support Network
- 11/12/10 Listen
- 11/11/10 Parts of Speech
- 11/10/10 Errant
- 11/9/10 Curiosity
- 11/8/10 Memoirs
- 11/7/10 Hunter
- 11/6/10 Cusp
- 11/5/10 Balance Due #2
- 11/4/10 Carmen
- 11/3/10 Coffee #5
- 11/2/10 Easy Now
- 11/1/10 On/Off
- October
- 10/31/10 Treat
- 10/30/10 Goodnight #33
- 10/29/10 Goodnight #32
- 10/28/10 Two Thousand
- 10/27/10 Spanish Prisoner
- 10/26/10 Doohickey
- 10/25/10 Deadline Met
- 10/24/10 Goodnight #31
- 10/23/10 App #2
- 10/22/10 App
- 10/21/10 Goodnight #30
- 10/20/10 Homework
- 10/19/10 Goodnight #29
- 10/18/10 Cat Lady
- 10/17/10 Cosmology
- 10/16/10 Where I Sleep
- 10/15/10 At Last (Goodnight #28)
- 10/14/10 Beginner Band
- 10/13/10 Coffee #4
- 10/12/10 Divorce Papers (Goodnight #27)
- 10/11/10 To a Sprite
- 10/10/10 Poetry Fu
- 10/9/10 Speechless
- 10/8/10 Porch Light #2
- 10/7/10 Anonymous #5
- 10/6/10 Anonymous #4
- 10/5/10 Anonymous #3
- 10/4/10 Goodnight #26
- 10/3/10 Next Door: 408
- 10/2/10 Next Door: 412
- 10/1/10 Oops
- September
- 9/30/10 Weather Report #2
- 9/29/10 Shared Custody #3
- 9/28/10 Seuss Story #2
- 9/27/10 Reason
- 9/26/10 Shared Custody #2
- 9/25/10 Globalisation
- 9/24/10 AL 288-1
- 9/23/10 Equinox
- 9/22/10 Temptation
- 9/21/10 Seuss Story
- 9/20/10 Goodnight #25
- 9/19/10 Left Brain
- 9/18/10 Present Company Excepted
- 9/17/10 Flu
- 9/16/10 Goodnight #24
- 9/15/10 Goodnight #23
- 9/14/10 Homework Question
- 9/13/10 Bustle
- 9/12/10 Security
- 9/11/10 Antiphonal
- 9/10/10 Quiet Muse
- 9/9/10 Anonymous #2
- 9/8/10 Fable
- 9/7/10 Anonymous
- 9/6/10 Dinner With the Kids
- 9/5/10 Pets #4
- 9/4/10 Pets #3
- 9/3/10 Sunflowers #3
- 9/2/10 Balance Due
- 9/1/10 Agreement #2
- August
- 8/31/10 Berceuse
- 8/30/10 Goodnight #22
- 8/29/10 To My Daughter
- 8/28/10 Flash
- 8/27/10 Happy Birthday
- 8/26/10 Pets #2
- 8/25/10 Caption
- 8/24/10 After Apoapsis
- 8/23/10 The Envelope Said Grrr
- 8/22/10 Rain
- 8/21/10 Pets
- 8/20/10 Atmospherics
- 8/19/10 I Miss You
- 8/18/10 Goodnight #21
- 8/17/10 Walnuts
- 8/16/10 Letter
- 8/15/10 Returnables
- 8/14/10 Goodnight #20
- 8/13/10 Goodnight #19 (A Palindrome)
- 8/12/10 Ready for School (A Triolet)
- 8/11/10 Office (A Triolet)
- 8/10/10 Shared Custody (A Triolet)
- 8/9/10 Thinking (A Triolet)
- 8/8/10 Proofread THIS.
- 8/7/10 What is a Wife?
- 8/6/10 Awakening
- 8/5/10 Goodnight #18
- 8/4/10 Creeped Out
- 8/3/10 Messenger
- 8/2/10 Fingers Crossed
- 8/1/10 Diner
- July
- 7/31/10 Basketball (A Triolet)
- 7/30/10 Nursery Rhyme
- 7/29/10 Impermanence
- 7/28/10 Goodnight #17
- 7/27/10 Genesis I:1-3
- 7/26/10 Maybe Just by Holding Still
- 7/25/10 Roughing It
- 7/24/10 Super Swing Golf
- 7/23/10 FIFA
- 7/22/10 Agreement
- 7/21/10 Yes, Virginia
- 7/20/10 Pssst
- 7/19/10 Playdate
- 7/18/10 Verano por la Tarde
- 7/17/10 Sleeping Giant
- 7/16/10 Circus Camp
- 7/15/10 Pocket Change
- 7/14/10 A Rattling
- 7/13/10 Goodnight #16
- 7/12/10 Wood Thrush
- 7/11/10 Dickens Sketch
- 7/10/10 Tangaria
- 7/9/10 Distance #2
- 7/8/10 Weather Report
- 7/7/10 Seeing
- 7/6/10 Goodnight #15
- 7/5/10 Heat Wave
- 7/4/10 Home
- 7/3/10 Geology
- 7/2/10 Star Light Star Bright
- 7/1/10 Porch Light
- June
- 6/30/10 High Beams
- 6/29/10 Travel Game
- 6/28/10 Finished Packing
- 6/27/10 Midnight
- 6/26/10 Work/Play
- 6/25/10 CPU 100%
- 6/24/10 Fledgling
- 6/23/10 Acuity
- 6/22/10 Solstice #2
- 6/21/10 Solstice
- 6/20/10 Father's Day
- 6/20/10 Repost for Father's Day
- 6/19/10 Late Evening
- 6/18/10 Preoccupation
- 6/17/10 Goodnight #14
- 6/16/10 Inquiry
- 6/15/10 Accent
- 6/14/10 Goodnight #13
- 6/13/10 Chess #2
- 6/12/10 Literacy
- 6/11/10 Transition #4
- 6/10/10 Wealth
- 6/9/10 Goodnight #12
- 6/8/10 Soon
- 6/7/10 Talisman
- 6/6/10 Reentry
- 6/5/10 Late Spring
- 6/4/10 Placeholder
- 6/3/10 Goodnight #11
- 6/2/10 Superman
- 6/1/10 Rant
- May
- 5/31/10 Quick Visit
- 5/30/10 Homecoming
- 5/29/10 Maybe #2
- 5/28/10 Goodnight #10
- 5/27/10 Wish
- 5/26/10 Blue Period
- 5/25/10 Courage
- 5/24/10 Poof
- 5/23/10 Concert
- 5/22/10 Quotidian #2
- 5/21/10 Pine
- 5/20/10 Anthem
- 5/19/10 Goodnight #9
- 5/18/10 Homework #2
- 5/17/10 Baseball
- 5/16/10 Late
- 5/15/10 Sunflowers #2
- 5/14/10 Injury
- 5/13/10 Maybe
- 5/12/10 Sick Day
- 5/11/10 Jewelry
- 5/10/10 Fixit
- 5/9/10 Step
- 5/8/10 Greeting Card
- 5/7/10 Recounting
- 5/6/10 Forward
- 5/5/10 Sunflowers
- 5/4/10 Goodnight #8
- 5/3/10 Hunger
- 5/2/10 Daydream
- 5/1/10 Distance
- April
- 4/30/10 Friday Soccer
- 4/29/10 Proximity
- 4/28/10 Laundry #2
- 4/27/10 Journal
- 4/26/10 Kirlian Images
- 4/25/10 Girl Scout Cookies
- 4/24/10 Physics
- 4/23/10 Peregrinations
- 4/22/10 Ache
- 4/21/10 Gamble Gambol
- 4/20/10 Cartographer
- 4/20/10 Ho ho ho
- 4/18/10 Looming
- 4/17/10 Activites
- 4/16/10 Sleepover #2
- 4/15/10 Revolution
- 4/14/10 Great Circle
- 4/13/10 Goodnight #7
- 4/12/10 Bicycling
- 4/11/10 Jitney
- 4/10/10 Landscaping
- 4/9/10 Goodnight #6
- 4/8/10 Ex-smoker
- 4/7/10 Busy
- 4/6/10 Sleepover
- 4/5/10 Spring #2
- 4/4/10 Hello?
- 4/3/10 Divination
- 4/2/10 Later
- 4/1/10 Beautiful Day
- March
- 3/31/10 1775
- 3/30/10 Neighbors
- 3/29/10 Testament
- 3/28/10 Prisoner
- 3/27/10 Chess
- 3/26/10 Showtime
- 3/25/10 Internal Debate
- 3/24/10 Traveling South
- 3/23/10 Rain
- 3/22/10 Une Belle Journee
- 3/21/10 Traveling North
- 3/20/10 Goodnight #5
- 3/19/10 Bystander
- 3/18/10 Sun
- 3/17/10 Wooden Spoon
- 3/16/10 Solo
- 3/15/10 Goodnight #4
- 3/14/10 List
- 3/13/10 Weather Watch
- 3/12/10 Tacos
- 3/11/10 Hands
- 3/10/10 Viola #2
- 3/9/10 Spring
- 3/8/10 Viola #1
- 3/7/10 Birthday
- 3/6/10 Conceit
- 3/5/10 Improvement #2
- 3/4/10 EMail
- 3/3/10 Basketball
- 3/2/10 Goodnight #3
- 3/1/10 Light
- February
- 2/28/10 Improvement
- 2/27/10 Transition #3
- 2/26/10 End of Day
- 2/25/10 Transition #2
- 2/24/10 Goodnight #2
- 2/23/10 License
- 2/22/10 Coffee #3
- 2/21/10 After Periapsis
- 2/20/10 Ikea #3
- 2/19/10 Goodnight
- 2/18/10 Dental Work
- 2/17/10 Snow #3
- 2/16/10 Snow #2
- 2/15/10 Conversation
- 2/14/10 Valentine
- 2/13/10 Coffee #2
- 2/12/10 Chin Up
- 2/11/10 Dream #2
- 2/10/10 Snow #1
- 2/9/10 Parking Ticket
- 2/8/10 Yellow
- 2/7/10 Habit
- 2/6/10 Ikea #2
- 2/5/10 Homecoming
- 2/4/10 Coffee #1
- 2/3/10 Fever
- 2/2/10 Forgot (again)
- 2/1/10 Quotidian
- January
- 1/31/10 Empty Seat
- 1/30/10 Pinewood Derby
- 1/29/10 Movie Night
- 1/28/10 Quatrain 2
- 1/27/10 Debts and Taxes
- 1/26/10 Quatrain +1
- 1/25/10 Therapy
- 1/24/10 The Spelling is Important
- 1/23/10 Jackie Chan
- 1/22/10 Transition #1
- 1/21/10 Dream #1
- 1/20/10 Confession
- 1/19/10 Something New
- 1/18/10 No Answer
- 1/17/10 Adjusting
- 1/16/10 Ikea #1
- 1/15/10 Routine
- 1/14/10 Late Night
- 1/13/10 Homework
- 1/12/10 Not in the Kitchen!
- 1/11/10 Blank
- 1/10/10 Day's End
- 1/9/10 HMO
- 1/8/10 Forgot
- 1/7/10 Distraction
- 1/6/10 Ticket
- 1/5/10 Target
- 1/4/10 Holiday Memories
- 1/3/10 Stumbling
- 1/2/10 Morning
- 1/1/10 Laundry

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Comments
Loved it!!!!
My son loves newspaper machines for the same reason.
Now I need to figure out what Silly Bands are.
trilogy, how can anyone in North America not know what silly bands are? They've been around for a few years -- we bought the kids some for Christmas at a local toy store a couple of years ago, and then suddenly, the owner can't buy them fast enough.
Susan, see? see? Silly Bands! I'm glad you liked the poem.
froggy, you and trilogy and Susan, you must be the LAST THREE people on the continent who don't know what they are. They have already been banned from the kids' school. Too much trading of Silly Bands while they're supposed to be working.
Dave, thank you for that note. If you can see my thinking, I chalk it up to the power of meter and rhyme. But I have a feeling you've seen a couple of kids uninterested in a college savings account in your day? Hmm?
anna1, ah, that extra scoop. I think I did something similar, but there were four of us, and the competition was fierce.
Renatta, you are so right. And as a fellow admirer of them, could you help out trilogy, Susan and froggy? They seem to need a consultant in American Popular Culture.
Thanks, thanks, thanks, as always, to everyone. You are SO feeding my habit.