Divorce Bard's Blog

...Iambic pentameter is for the ear. Read it out loud.

Divorce Bard

Divorce Bard
Location
pretty how town, USA
Birthday
February 13
Bio
While the ashes of marriage #2 were cooling, I began a journal here in verse, to keep myself out of trouble. So far so good, and one day at a time. I took a hiatus this past January, and I missed it terribly. Writing daily had changed the way I think - not my opinions, but the process of thinking itself. So here I am back again, and hungry. I began with three rules: (1) Iambic pentameter, (2) Perfect rhyme, and (3) It had to be true (no hyperbole). I hereby amend rule number 3: If I'm writing about myself, yes, it has to be true. But it doesn't, if I want to tell a story.

MY RECENT POSTS

Divorce Bard's Links

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
JUNE 11, 2010 12:13AM

Wealth. Thursday June 10, 2010

Rate: 6 Flag

The kids check parking meters as they walk,
For change.  We have the kind that print receipts,
To stick inside your window.  People gawk,
To see them running up and down the streets
For pocket change.  But ev'ry month or so,
Some out-of-towner can't quite puzzle out
The complex mechanism.  When they go,
The kids will pounce, and then I'll hear a shout,
"A DOLLAR!"  Even more.  I kid you not.
And then they brag, or fight, or beg to see.
Depending on their mood, or what they've got,
Sometimes I have to stop and referee.
They've both collected quite a little cash.
I'd hoped they'd start a college savings stash,
But lately they've been making other plans --
Like going out and buying Silly Bands.

Your tags:

TIP:

Enter the amount, and click "Tip" to submit!
Recipient's email address:
Personal message (optional):

Your email address:

Comments

Type your comment below:
Don't know what silly bands are, but sounds like an industrious pair you've got there.
Great poem, D. Bard! How do you know about Silly Bands? I just learned of them yesterday? Am I that out of the loop already?
Loved it!!!!
I love it! I can picture it perfectly.

My son loves newspaper machines for the same reason.

Now I need to figure out what Silly Bands are.
Bard: I always love your poems. I can see your thinking. Is that strange?
I love this poem. Takes me back to days I had totally forgotten of being the little one who checks out telephone booths for change not taken or somehow left behind. Somehow my memory of that change back then doesn't lead me to a savings account. Instead I see treasures of ice cream cones from our corner store. Where the owner knew my father. And so sometimes an extra scoop. Fun.
quite ingenious of your children. college fund bard? those silly bands are quite the rave right now...so forget it.
Good evening (actually, as usual, good morning... and it is the wee small hours) everybody. Thanks for reading.

trilogy, how can anyone in North America not know what silly bands are? They've been around for a few years -- we bought the kids some for Christmas at a local toy store a couple of years ago, and then suddenly, the owner can't buy them fast enough.

Susan, see? see? Silly Bands! I'm glad you liked the poem.

froggy, you and trilogy and Susan, you must be the LAST THREE people on the continent who don't know what they are. They have already been banned from the kids' school. Too much trading of Silly Bands while they're supposed to be working.

Dave, thank you for that note. If you can see my thinking, I chalk it up to the power of meter and rhyme. But I have a feeling you've seen a couple of kids uninterested in a college savings account in your day? Hmm?

anna1, ah, that extra scoop. I think I did something similar, but there were four of us, and the competition was fierce.

Renatta, you are so right. And as a fellow admirer of them, could you help out trilogy, Susan and froggy? They seem to need a consultant in American Popular Culture.

Thanks, thanks, thanks, as always, to everyone. You are SO feeding my habit.